Channel 4 Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

The GPs throw open the clinic doors as patients reveal their medical problems. Can they help a man with leaky ears and a woman with excess skin? (S9 Ep1)

Gordon Ramsay visits The Beachfront Inn & Inlet, a 'Caribbean-style' resort hotel in Fort Pierce, Florida, where guests face dusty rooms, late-night concerts and poor service. (S3 Ep7/8) [SL]

In London, Anita and Terry recreate their wedding day, from the menu to the speeches. Chris and Flora serve restaurant favourites. And there are fireworks on Cecelia and Paul's night. [SL]

(2019) Hindu fundamentalism is the subject of this gentle portrait of a Muslim family whose kebab stall is threatened by a ban on beef. Strong language. In Hindi/subs.

We revisit Shane, who dreamt of a new life on the north Kent coast, and Indu and Jason, who wanted a family home with potential in Guildford. Did they get what they wished for? (S36 Ep5)

Will the open pastures of Petruth Paddocks and a hike up Cheddar Gorge impress the campers enough to give it a five-star rating and send it to the summit of the scoreboard? (Ep19)

Jamie Oliver makes the perfect toasted cheese sandwich.

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Cheryl Baker joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.

Stuck with Dick: In an attempt to win Mary back, Dick surprises her at the library with a picnic. But his plan backfires when the two of them get locked in for the weekend. (S3 Ep18)

Portrait of Tommy as an Old Man: Tommy grows tired of having to handle all the youth-related duties when he's the oldest member of the crew, so he decides to retire. (S3 Ep19)

My Daddy's Little Girl: Mary's father George comes to stay when his marriage hits a rough patch, but Sally is charmed by his old-school manners and soon starts to fall for him. (S3 Ep20)

The Sister: Debra's hippy sister turns up unexpectedly at the house to announce that she has decided to become a nun. (S4 Ep6)

Cousin Gerard: Ray is upset when Debra says that he is just like his cousin, so he turns to his family for reassurance. (S4 Ep7)

No Thanks: Debra spends a whole day cooking with Marie, in an effort to get along with her mother-in-law, and Ray reluctantly agrees to take Robert and Frank to a car show. (S4 Ep9)

Left Back: Ray worries that he has passed on 'stupid' genes to Michael because his son may be held back a year at school, just like Ray was. (S4 Ep10)

Hot Pursuit: Martin helps Donny to stake out a man who's cheating on his wife, while Frasier and Roz nearly have a romantic encounter at a conference. (S7 Ep18)

Morning Becomes Entertainment: Frasier and Bebe fill in for a week on a morning TV chat show. (S7 Ep19)

To Thine Old Self Be True: Frasier tries to plan Donny's bachelor party and winds up handcuffed to a stripper, embarrassing himself in front of Regan. (S7 Ep20)

Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants - Lido, Anna Vincenzo's and Le Bistro - to check in with the owners he helped. Has his advice been put to good use? (S4 Ep10)

Channel 4's midday news summary.

In California, Gordon visits Jamaican restaurant Café Kingston. He meets micromanaging owner Dr Una Morris, who's also a radiotherapist. Can Gordon offer a remedy? (S4 Ep11)

Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien visit a Norman castle, restore a Fiat 500, and build a table from part of Southend Pier. (S3 Ep1)

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Cheryl Baker joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.

The new run continues. Spain holds a special place in Mark and Gill's hearts. They dream of owning a home on the magical Mar Menor. Can Laura Hamilton find the perfect place for £60k?

The new series continues. Rachel and Joe build a new kitchen for their boat. It's cookbook launch day for Vic and Jo. And will Nigel and Diane make it to Standedge Tunnel? (Ep10/20)

...Professionals: The new series continues. In Belfast, Holohan's Pantry take on Acapulco Mexican Restaurant and 2 Taps, in a week featuring elbow rubbing and a saucy showdown. (S2 Ep5/20)

The new run continues. The B&Bers are sharpening their knives ready for payment day, where marks about a minging mattress are on the agenda. And one B&Ber gets tearful about their comments.

3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage: The Simpsons visit their old apartment, where Marge and Homer remember life before their kids. (S29 Ep13/21)

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Divorce Mauritania Style: In Mauritania, women are ditching their husbands and throwing lavish parties to celebrate. Reporter Ayshah Tull explores the country's divorce economy.

The teams need new ideas to turn £500 into a grand. A lemonade battle brews between two teams, but will the weather sour their chances? And can a bingo night pull in a full house? (Ep2/6)

This time the Goggleboxers watched: Britain's Got Talent, I Kissed a Girl, Beat the Chasers Celebrity Special, MILF Manor, Marcus Wareing Simply Provence and The Yorkshire Vet. (S23 Ep13)

Joe Lycett presents another jam-packed evening of fun and frolics, live from his hometown of Birmingham, with celebrity guests. (S2 Ep5)

In his stand-up show at the Hackney Empire, the Cats Does Countdown star tackles all the important topics, from putting out the recycling to smoothing over the top of the margarine.