Channel 4 Schedule, Thu, 9 May 2024 (United Kingdom)

Can Gordon convince the owner of the historic Brick Hotel in Newtown, Pennsylvania, to value her loyal workers and entice the local community back to this landmark establishment? (S3 Ep6/8)

On the Sussex coast, Jemma and James base their menu on their unlikely romance - with a cold soup starter! Disaster strikes on Phil and Sue's night. And Steve and Aaron serve a fishy feast. [SL]

Keith Brymer Jones and his partner Marj throw themselves into the restoration of a derelict chapel in Wales. As they explore their new home, it seems they're not alone... (Ep1/4) [SL]

Gary and Clare, who left Sydney in search of peace in the hills around Nimbin, build a dome-shaped, spaceship-like home using experimental construction systems. (S10 Ep4)

The extraordinary story of young pianist Lucy, the first winner of Channel 4's The Piano, as she's propelled into the limelight. How do Lucy and her piano teacher Daniel cope with her fame? [SL]

We catch up with Alistair and Candice, whose budget and expectations didn't quite match in Swindon. And did Thomas and Angelina's green fingers ever come to be in Bolton? (S36 Ep6)

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Cheryl Baker joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.

36! 24! 36! Dick! (Part 2/2): Dick, Harry and Tommy's search for Sally leads them to the Venusians' lair, where they discover the invaders' evil plan to enslave mankind. (S3 Ep15)

Pickles and Ice Cream: Fascinated by the concept of pregnancy, Sally pretends to be expecting a baby. Pickles, Harry's pet from his home planet, turns up on Earth in human form. (S3 Ep16)

Auto EuroDicka: When the aliens shop for a new car, Sally falls in love with an expensive vehicle that she can't afford. Dick has casual sex with a woman he meets at the cinema. (S3 Ep17)

Boob Job: Debra decides to conduct an experiment after seeing Ray's reaction to her friend's new and improved breasts. (S4 Ep1)

The Can Opener: When Ray and Debra have an argument about their new can opener, Marie, Frank and Robert can't help getting involved. (S4 Ep2)

You Bet: Is Ray right to be sceptical when Frank uncharacteristically displays a keen interest in his work? (S4 Ep3)

The Will: When Ray and Debra draw up their wills, their choice of replacement guardians for the kids doesn't go down well. (S4 Ep5)

Out with Dad: An unlikely chain of events forces Martin to pretend that he is gay on Valentine's Day. (S7 Ep15)

Something About Dr Mary: Frasier's temporary call-screener, 'Dr' Mary (Kim Coles), hijacks his show with her sassy attitude and no-nonsense advice. (S7 Ep16)

Whine Club: Frasier's hopes of being elected corkmaster of the wine club are dashed when Niles's girlfriend Mel convinces him to run against his brother. (S7 Ep17)

In New Orleans, Gordon Ramsay visits Zeke's, a restaurant famed for its Cajun food and loyal locals. But under new ownership, standards have slipped and the customers have left. (S4 Ep8)

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In Los Angeles, Gordon Ramsay visits La Frite, a French restaurant that's being run into the ground by its squabbling family owners. (S4 Ep9)

Simon O'Brien fixes up some night vision goggles and an antique snooker table that's seen better days, while Henry Cole chooses an enormous US army truck. (S2 Ep7/25)

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Cheryl Baker joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.

The new run continues. Dawn and Ian want to fulfil their dream of owning a house in Tavira in Portugal. For £250k, will any Algarve offerings impress them enough to make an offer?

The new series continues. Things get competitive for Nigel and Diane at Pennington Flash nature reserve, and we learn about the Canal and River Trust team's mindful walks. (Ep9/20)

...Professionals: The new series continues. In Brighton and Hove, Planet India warm up the week with their cosy curries, as they take on Bonsai Plant Kitchen and Botanique. (S2 Ep4/20)

The new run continues. Lori and Mike host the week's final visit at their yoga retreat in Kent, where relaxation is the name of the game. But two of the B&Bers don't feel so rested...

Frink Gets Testy: Mr Burns is afraid of Armageddon. So he builds a cosmic ark. Then tests everyone to see who deserves a place on it. Bart's test doesn't go well... (S29 Ep11/21)

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Can contestants double their money - again and again - using any money-making scheme they can think of? From booty workouts to cocktails, the teams try to double their initial £250. (Ep1/6)

Sophie Willan shouts the name of a body part in Alex Horne's flustered face. John Robins demonstrates the power of his forearms. And can Joanne McNally act out the word 'beer'? (S17 Ep7/10)

...Holidays: Joe Wilkinson and Katherine Ryan enjoy a low-cost Latvian romp around Riga. They ride a retro tram, get lost in a museum of illusions and visit the forests of Sigulda. (Ep3/6)

On the Gogglebox this week: The Piano, The 1% Club, Inside Windsor Castle, Jack Osbourne's Night of Terror, MILF Manor and ITV News (nightlife & Tory MP defection). (S23 Ep12) [SL]