Channel 4 Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

Taskmaster Greg Davies has witnessed many bizarre moments, but this episode ups the ante - from oars for arms to a beatboxing wolf. And why won't Nick Mohammed stop winking?! (S17 Ep8/10) [SL]

Carol Vorderman, Sophie Willan and Jack Rooke join Joe for more hilarity, high jinks and horsing around in Birmingham. (S2 Ep6)

(2015) Satirical horror featuring Chloe Sevigny. A killer is on the loose as six social-media-obsessed, phone-addicted 12-year-old girls are busy partying. Strong language/gory violence. [SL]

Half-Decent Proposal: Marge's incredibly rich high school prom date Artie makes Homer and Marge an indecent proposal they can't afford to turn down. (S13 Ep10/22)

...Dispatches: The UK has a huge soft drink habit. With a thirsty nation getting through four billion plastic Coke bottles and tin cans a year, do Coca-Cola's claims on recycling stand up? [SL]

Tani and Tim Richards plan to build an 'earth castle' on their 60-acre property in Bullsbrook near Perth, complete with a drawbridge, turret and even a moat. (S10 Ep7)

Talented amateur cook Jaya Mistry spices things up with her family Indian recipe. But when she bakes professional chef Frederick Forster's apple tart, will Jaya's hopes crumble? (S2 Ep4)

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Pat Nevin joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.

Superstitious Dick: Dick and Mary receive chain letters, and when Mary has an accident after throwing hers away, Dick believes she's brought bad luck on herself. (S4 Ep16)

Y2dicK: Dick becomes a laughing stock when it emerges he can't use a computer. Tommy and Sally buy more and more expensive TVs in their quest for the ultimate home theatre. (S4 Ep17)

Dick 'The Mouth' Solomon: Mary and Dick go to a New Age couples' retreat with Harry and Vicki. Sally and Tommy mistakenly assume a new acquaintance is in the mafia. (S4 Ep18)

The Angry Family: The whole family meet the school's counsellor and a local clergyman to uncover why there's constant bickering between them and Michael's parents. (S6 Ep1)

Odd Man Out: Frank forces Marco to choose either Marie or him as a friend. Ray sides with Frank because he doesn't approve of his mother having a male friend. (S6 Ep3)

Ray's Ring: Ray loses his wedding ring and is propositioned by an attractive woman at the airport. When Debra finds out what happened, she pretends to be single too... (S6 Ep4)

Frank Goes Downstairs: After hurting themselves during a tryst, Ray and Debra say they fell down the stairs. But when Frank gets hurt doing some DIY, they begin to feel guilty. (S6 Ep6)

Daphne Returns: Niles's romantic chances could be scuppered when Daphne's return sparks a squabble that could end it all. (S8 Ep18)

The Wizard and Roz: Frasier seeks advice from his mentor, who seems more interested in Roz, and Daphne tries to convince Niles that she is psychic. (S8 Ep19)

Semi-Decent Proposal: Frasier agrees to escort his former high school prom queen to her surprise birthday party, but his goal is to spend time with her attractive friend. (S8 Ep20)

Gordon Ramsay revisits two restaurants - Giuseppi's and Sante La Brea - to find out whether his advice has been put to good use. Plus: an update on Finn McCool's. (S3 Ep13)

Channel 4's midday news summary.

Gordon Ramsay visits New Jersey to save floundering soul food restaurant Blackberry's. Owner Shelley doesn't want to hear his advice, but then Gordon finds a dead mouse... (S5 Ep1)

In North Yorkshire and the Midlands, Henry Cole restores a petrol pump and turns a hub cap into a clock, while Simon O'Brien repurposes a copper immersion heater into a wash basin. (S3 Ep9)

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Pat Nevin joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.

Alexis and her husband are approaching retirement and want to make Spain's Costa Blanca their permanent home. Can Craig Rowe find the perfect place for their £250k?

The new series continues. Tracey and Tim launch their Accessible Waterways scheme. Peter and Noni navigate Foxton Locks, one of the seven wonders of the waterways. (Ep18/20)

...Professionals: The new series continues. In Birmingham, the Island Lounge's Caribbean cuisine takes on Jungle Street Kitchen's global grub and The Loft's gastro offering. (S2 Ep13/20)

The new run continues. Helen and Phil host at their hotel in West Sussex. After rave reviews about their décor and a banging breakfast, why do they have an axe to grind at feedback?

Beyond Blunderdome: Mel Gibson hires Homer to help him rewrite his remake of Mr Smith Goes to Washington. (S11 Ep1/22)

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In south London, Kirstie helps nervous first-time buyers Adam and Nicole, while Phil pulls out all the stops to find Kat the right fit for her million-pound budget. (S41 Ep3)

Gripping drama. Charlie starts a new relationship, while his dad's plan for his 18th birthday present backfires horribly. (Ep4/6)

...Back from the Dead: The documentary concludes. Still behind bars, Rossi accuses his prosecutor of cannibalism. But extradition continues as Rossi returns to Utah to face trial. (Ep4/4)

At London's Victoria Station, a romantic milkman plays his heart out. There's a soulful rugby player. And Lang Lang hails 'the new Bach'. But who's going to the final? (S2 Ep4) [SL]