Channel 4 Schedule, Sat, 11 May 2024 (United Kingdom)

(1986) John Hughes' comedy classic about three friends (Matthew Broderick, Mia Sara and Alan Ruck) who bunk off school and go for an adventure-packed romp in downtown Chicago.

In Loudonville, Ohio, Gordon tries to rescue the struggling Landoll's Mohican Castle, a custom-built, multi-million-dollar hotel set in 1100 acres, and its overworked owner. (S3 Ep8/8) [SL]

Cape Feare: When Sideshow Bob is released from prison after sending Bart threatening letters, the Simpsons are moved to Terror Lake under the witness relocation programme. (S5 Ep2/22)

Yokel Chords: In a parody of The Sound of Music, Lisa tutors Cletus's seven children. But when Krusty spots their singing talent, he snaps them up for his circus. (S18 Ep14/22)

Essex. The first host, events planner Natalie, serves up tried-and-tested dishes with a sprinkle of Essex charm and a decent dose of banter. (Ep1/5)

Essex. No-nonsense bridal shop owner Alison plans a minimum effort, maximum taste menu, on a night featuring surprises, divided opinions and an impromptu singalong. (Ep2/5)

Essex. Dentist Amarinder is feeling upbeat about his Bollywood-themed evening - until he discovers that Dean doesn't like spicy food. (Ep3/5)

Essex. Child talent agency owner Donia hosts with an Egyptian theme that reflects her heritage. After she called Amarinder her only competition, her guests are expecting big things. (Ep4/5)

Essex. Fish salesman Dean plans a restaurant-style menu on the final night. A delay to the main leaves tummies rumbling, but Dean has some bizarre entertainment up his sleeve. (Ep5/5)

Kirstie Allsopp helps Stacey and Dave from Wrexham to transform a kitchen-diner for next to nothing.

Give Me a Ring Sometime: The first episode of the classic US comedy. Diane and her fiancé Sumner call in at the eponymous Boston bar before setting off for their wedding. (S1 Ep1/22)

Sam's Women: Sam tries to get a date with an attractive customer who visits the bar, but Diane is scornful about the beautiful yet unintelligent women he spends time with. (S1 Ep2/22)

Parent Trapped: Doug and Carrie struggle with becoming godparents. (S2 Ep4/25)

Tube Stakes: Doug loses his best friend when Carrie leaves the garage door open. (S2 Ep5/25)

Doug Out: Doug takes Arthur to the baseball to make up for calling him a demented circus monkey but ends up in trouble with the law. (S2 Ep6/25)

The Christmas Picture: Ray thinks that a family portrait would make a great Christmas present for his parents, until Marie and Debra clash over who counts as 'family'. (S4 Ep11)

Bully on the Bus: Ray and Debra have wildly differing opinions on how to react to the news that Ally has been bullying another child on the school bus. (S4 Ep13)

Prodigal Son: When Ray agrees to go back to church, he soon discovers why Frank is happy to attend every week. (S4 Ep14)

The Seemingly Never-Ending Story: When Homer and Lisa get trapped in a cave, she tells him about a day she spent with Mr Burns after a goat chased her into his mansion. (S17 Ep13/22)

Jaws Wired Shut: Homer becomes a good listener and a calming influence when his jaw is wired shut after he runs into a statue. But Marge is disturbed by his newfound serenity. (S13 Ep9)

The Wettest Stories Ever Told: When the Simpsons' plans for a meal at The Frying Dutchman are ruined, they try to salvage the night by telling three tales of disaster at sea. (S17 Ep18/22)

Girls Just Want to Have Sums: When Principal Skinner makes a sexist remark, the school gets a new principal, who mollycoddles the girls. So Lisa disguises herself as a boy. (S17 Ep19/22)

Homer and Marge Turn a Couple Play: Struggling sportsman Buck Mitchell turns to Homer and Marge for marital advice after seeing them share a passionate kiss. (S17 Ep22/22)

Homer Goes to College: Homer has to go to university to study nuclear physics when it becomes clear that he's unqualified for his job as nuclear power plant safety inspector. (S5 Ep3/22)

(1984) Kung fu thriller with Ralph Macchio and Pat Morita.

The B&B battle begins at Fountain Cottage in Northumberland. The B&Bers have a barrel of laughs on a trip to a brewery. But pro chef Michael's breakfast leaves one guest with a bellyache.

Visit two takes the B&Bers to The Shuckburgh Arms in Northamptonshire, where everyone goes barmy for their converted barns. But one guest isn't buzzing about a broken fridge.

The B&Bers are at Beachside Holidays in Great Yarmouth for the week's third visit, where the hosts take some flack for the lack of a welcome pack. At least the sea views are stunning.

The B&Bers are down the rabbit hole for the week's final visit, at the Alice in Wonderland-themed Hatter's Hotel in Skegness. Will the hosts be grinning like Cheshire cats at feedback time?

It's payment day, and the B&Bers have more axes to grind than an... axe grinding shop? Anyway, after some dramatic discoveries, the payments are revealed and the winners announced.

...for Stand Up To Cancer: David Morrissey, Lucy Beaumont, Tom Daley and Adele Roberts attempt a savoury quiche, a Technical teatime biscuit and showstopping days off in cake form. (S6 Ep3)

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

...of the World: Across Albania, Turkey and Greece, Bettany explores the realm of Alexander the Great and a pirate queen who took on the Roman Empire. (S3 Ep6)

...Baker: The remaining hopefuls build a rotational grazing system and have their livestock handling skills tested in a cattle health check. Who'll make it to the final three? (Ep6/8)

(2021) Violent action thriller with Gerard Butler. A hitman gets himself arrested so that he can get to a bad guy who also got himself arrested to try and hide from the hitman. Strong lang.

(2007) Violent western. A hard-up rancher (Christian Bale) tries to earn money and his family's respect by escorting a dangerous outlaw (Russell Crowe) to jail. Strong language.