Channel 4 Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

Dr Anand treats a woman whose nipple fell off, Dr Tosin helps a man with a dentist phobia, and Dr Jane meets a patient whose tonsils have had her rushing to A&E. (S9 Ep3)

Gordon Ramsay visits The Olde Stone Mill in Tuckahoe, New York. The restaurant has been beautifully restored, but owner Dean struggles to get customers through the door. (S1 Ep9) [SL]

The Great Money Caper: When Homer leaves Bart by the squid port, kind strangers start giving money to the 'street urchin'. So Homer and Bart turn to a life of scamming. (S12 Ep7/21)

Half-Decent Proposal: Marge's incredibly rich high school prom date Artie makes Homer and Marge an indecent proposal they can't afford to turn down. (S13 Ep10/22)

(1954) Animated version of George Orwell's novel. Can farm animals create utopia? Or are some more equal than others? Voices by Maurice Denham. May not be suitable for younger viewers. [SL]

Divorce Mauritania Style: In Mauritania, women are ditching their husbands and throwing lavish parties to celebrate. Reporter Ayshah Tull explores the country's divorce economy. [SL]

In the Kent countryside, Kirstie and Phil help people who need to get out of their parents' homes, including a recently divorced dad and a couple who want to start a family. (S34 Ep2)

The campers end their search for Somerset's perfect pitch with a spot of fishing at Burton Springs and a ride on the West Somerset Heritage Railway, before deciding on the winner. (Ep20)

Kirstie Allsopp puts celebs to the test in crafting challenges. Chris Hollins and Laura Hamilton craft colourful paper gift bags.

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Sunetra Sarker joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.

I Am Dick Pentameter!: Dick falls madly in love with literature professor Dr Jennifer Ravelli, and is enchanted when she speaks to him in rhyme. (S4 Ep6)

D3: Judgment Day: Dick realises that his romantic unavailability is making him more attractive to Mary. Don tries to teach Sally to bowl but finds her unorthodox style alarming. (S4 Ep7)

Indecent Dick: Dick has no problem with Sally posing nude for Playpen magazine, but when he learns that Mary did the same thing 20 years previously he can't handle it. (S4 Ep8)

Fighting In-Laws: Debra's parents come round for Thanksgiving dinner. Debra's so pleased that they're not like Frank and Marie - or are they? (S5 Ep9)

The Sneeze: Much to Debra's annoyance, Marie mollycoddles Ray when he thinks he's coming down with something. (S5 Ep10)

Christmas Present: Ray buys Debra an elaborate Christmas present, in the hope that she'll let him go on a golfing weekend. (S5 Ep11)

What Good Are You?: Ray tries to prove his manliness after failing to act swiftly enough in an emergency involving Debra. (S5 Ep12)

Frasier's Edge: On the night of the SeaBee broadcasting awards, Frasier has an emotional crisis that makes him re-evaluate his entire life. (S8 Ep8)

Cranes Unplugged: Frasier can't adjust to his 13-year-old son's new attitude, so he forces Freddy to go camping with him and Martin in an attempt at male bonding. (S8 Ep9)

Motor Skills: After relying on the breakdown service one too many times, Frasier and Niles take a car maintenance class. And when Roz gets a puppy, Martin takes over the training. (S8 Ep10)

In California, Gordon Ramsay visits Sushi Ko, where owners Akira and Lisa are losing up to $20,000 a month. Can Gordon piece the family back together and save the restaurant? (S3 Ep7)

Channel 4's midday news summary.

Gordon Ramsay visits Lido Di Manhattan in California. Ambitious graduate Lisa bought the restaurant at just 23 but, five years later, she's worried she picked the wrong venture... (S3 Ep8)

Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien visit Surrey and Middlesex, where Henry restores a pair of racing go-karts, and Simon repurposes an old butcher's block into a coffee table. (S3 Ep6)

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Sunetra Sarker joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.

Mandy and Rae are planning a permanent move to Famagusta in eastern Cyprus. Jasmine Harman helps them find the perfect retirement property for their £150k budget.

The new series continues. Will anyone buy any of Sam's restored bikes at his towpath bike shop? The Chamberlain fuel boat competes in a tug of war at the Norbury Festival. (Ep15/20)

...Professionals: The new series continues. There's messy eating, post-dessert dancing, and ketchup revelations as Sicilian, Mexican and BBQ restaurants compete in Sheffield. (S2 Ep10/20)

The new run continues. It's payment day. Toilet troubles, bathroom bothers and some very picky comments are all on the agenda before the payments are revealed and we find out who's won.

Left Behind: Flanders loses his job and comes to work with Homer at the power plant. Homer prays for him to be fired. (S29 Ep19/21)

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Romania's Timber Mafia: High in the Carpathian Mountains, reporter Amelia Jenne tracks the illegal logging trade and meets the whistleblowers trying to save Europe's last virgin forest.

The teams must come up with ideas to double £1000. An erotic art workshop on an industrial estate? Happy marriage webinars? A talent show? Or good old hook-a-duck on the beach? (Ep3/6)

This time on the 'Box: Eurovision Song Contest, Bridgerton, Love Triangle Australia, Double the Money, Marcus Wareing Simply Provence and BBC News (northern lights). (S23 Ep14)

Join Joe Lycett and friends for more hilarity, high jinks and horsing around, as he hosts live from his hometown of Birmingham. (S2 Ep6)

...How Do You Lycett? How Do You Lycett?: Stand-up show packed with more jokes, more comedy anecdotes and more inappropriate and arguably disturbing paintings. How do you Lycett?