Channel 4 Schedule, Thu, 16 May 2024 (United Kingdom)

Chris comes to A&E with a suspected broken back after falling off a ladder doing the gardening. Liam collided with a car while cycling. And Khushbo is bleeding from her throat. (S25 Ep3)

Gordon Ramsay visits Finn McCool's, a traditional Irish pub in the Hamptons, where the family feuding has got out of hand. Can Gordon mediate? (S1 Ep8)

Keith Brymer Jones and his partner Marj start ripping out rot at the chapel and pitch their plan to transform it into a home, pottery studio and events space to the local community. (Ep2/4) [SL]

Alpine A110: Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend fix up one of France's most legendary rally cars. Guido has owned it for 20 years but never driven it. (S9 Ep8)

Architect Annalise and project manager Kim plan to turn their 1850s central Melbourne terrace into a multi-storey modern home with a triple car-stacker. (S10 Ep3)

In Bristol, Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help a family who are at odds with each other to find their perfect home. And a poker-loving couple search for their dream flat. (S34 Ep1) [SL]

Kirstie Allsopp and the team help Worcestershire couple Emma and Darren, whose family home needs a drastic overhaul. Can their kitchen, dining room and sitting room be transformed for free?

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Sunetra Sarker joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.

Feelin' Albright: Dick notices a change in his own social status relative to Mary after her promotion to dean. Tommy and Harry decide to open a lemonade stand, with little success. (S4 Ep3)

Collect Call for Dick: The Solomons learn about the human obsession with collecting when they get caught up in a craze for soft toy animals, but Dick takes his new hobby too far. (S4 Ep4)

What's Love Got to Do, Got to Do with Dick?: Dick thinks Mary is neglecting him because her new job as dean takes up too much of her time. (S4 Ep5)

Pet Cemetery: When Ray accidentally kills Ally's hamster, Debra insists that the family hold a pet funeral. (S5 Ep5)

The Author: Ray has to face up to failure for once, while Robert is promoted to lieutenant, causing the brothers to fall out. (S5 Ep6)

The Walk to the Door: Ray feels guilty when he meets a woman he dated 25 years earlier and treated badly. He decides to apologise but soon regrets bringing up the past. (S5 Ep7)

Young Girl: Robert is dating a 22-year-old woman. Debra and Marie think he's being foolish, but Ray and Frank aren't so sure. But is she really 22? (S5 Ep8)

Legal Tender Love and Care: Frasier begins to date the attractive attorney who defended him against Donny, who was jilted at the altar by Daphne. (S8 Ep5)

The New Friend: Frasier develops a friendship with Roz's new boyfriend, who then cheats them both. (S8 Ep6)

Mary Christmas: A scheming Frasier works his way into hosting the annual televised Christmas parade but is horrified to learn that his protégée Dr Mary is his co-host. (S8 Ep7)

In New York, Gordon Ramsay visits PJ's Steakhouse, where owners Joe and Madalyn are in serious debt and struggling to keep the high-end restaurant afloat. (S3 Ep5)

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Gordon Ramsay visits Fleming, a Danish restaurant in Miami. It was once the best family-run restaurant in town but is now losing money fast. (S3 Ep6)

On the south coast, Henry Cole gets to work on an aircraft fuel tank, and Simon O'Brien becomes obsessed with an iconic 1960s speedboat. (S3 Ep5)

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Sunetra Sarker joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.

Jacqui and Michael have always dreamed of owning a holiday home, that one day could become permanent, in the mountain villages of Abruzzo in Italy. Craig Rowe shows them what £70k can buy.

The new series continues. Steve and Chris head to Chester to help plan their daughter's wedding. Sam finds a home for his towpath bike shop. Wes and Amy try the Caen Hill Locks. (Ep14/20)

...Professionals: The new series continues. There's brutal honesty and a bizarre game involving body parts and a cup as three Essex eateries compete to be top dog. (S2 Ep9/20)

The new run continues. Will an unwelcome discovery in one of Lee and Janette's rooms in Skipton scupper their chances? Or can a top-tier breakfast turn things back around?

Forgive and Regret: Grampa, thinking he's about to die, reveals a terrible secret. Can Homer forgive him? (S29 Ep18/21)

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...Dispatches: The UK has a huge soft drink habit. With a thirsty nation getting through four billion plastic Coke bottles and tin cans a year, do Coca-Cola's claims on recycling stand up?

List It: Brilliant Builds: Kirstie and Phil look back at one of their biggest builds - Paul and Dawn's higgledy-piggledy Huddersfield home - where Kirstie got the sledgehammer out!

Taskmaster Greg Davies has witnessed many bizarre moments, but this episode ups the ante - from oars for arms to a beatboxing wolf. And why won't Nick Mohammed stop winking?! (S17 Ep8/10)

...Holidays: In south Wales, Joe Wilkinson and Katherine Ryan go DIY glamping, take part in a beach clean, explore Mumbles on free bikes and celebrate the much-loved baked bean. (Ep4/6)

Bill's bewildered by camel rides, dinosaur tracks and pearl-thieving crabs at Port Hedland and Broome on Western Australia's coast. (Ep4/4)