Comedy Central HD Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

Modern Horror Stories is our sketch series highlighting the worst/scariest aspects of the modern world. In this episode, the Tinder generation in old age. (S1, E07)

Narrated by comedian Katherine Ryan, there's bottom sniffing and scratching galore with the most hilarious pet clips on the web. From dodgy dogs to crazed cats, the fur is truly flying. (S4, E05)

Narrated by comedian Katherine Ryan, rev up your engines and check your insurance policies because Most Ridiculous is taking a ride with the Fast and the Foolish. Strap in! (S4, E06)

This episode Rick Astley sings a classic we all know, Olly Murs performs, and double gold medal Olympian Rebecca Adlington plays celebrity Send To All. (S2, E04)

The trio discuss major modern artworks, Karl talks about a tricycle-riding woman from his estate. Karl and Ricky go head to head on the act of whistling. (S2, E12)

For the season finale, the trio discuss virtual reality, holidays and happiness. Plus an extraordinarily rare event takes place... (S2, E13)

With Biden and Trump set to face-off in their first presidential debate of 2024, Michael Kosta is taking a look at each candidate's preparation. Paul W. Downs talks about hit HBO Max series "Hacks".

The One With Phoebe's Uterus: Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement which involves a massive decision for Phoebe. (S4, E11)

The One With Rachel's Crush: Chandler has a hard time handling Kathy's new role in a play, in which she pretends to have sex with a handsome man, whilst Rachel is attracted to a customer. (S4, E13)

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Comedian Darren Harriott narrates a fresh new batch of the funniest clips out there. In this week's family-friendly fails, expect wedding disasters, and our guide to breaking the internet. (S5, E06)

Comedian Darren Harriott narrates a fresh new batch of the funniest clips out there. In this week's family-friendly fails, expect out-of-control animals, and calamitous amateur chefs. (S5, E07)

This episode Rick Astley sings a classic we all know, Olly Murs performs, and double gold medal Olympian Rebecca Adlington plays celebrity Send To All. (S2, E04)

Go behind the scenes to find out what prank Joe pulls on Sal when they're traveling and what punishment Q says is the worst. See fan-favourite episodes with pop-up facts throughout. (S6, E20)

Find out why the Jokers film in the produce section of grocery stores, what the guys tease Murr about, and why the audio team had issues recording in a medical office. (S6, E21)

Trouble-a-bruin: Trouble starts when the Binford CEO (Bud) confiscates all non-Binford tools from the set of Tool Time. He also dictates that the cast of the show wear Binford uniforms. (S8, E23)

Dead Weight: Binford Tools hires a new manager to oversee the Tool Time Show. He wants Tim to have more explosions. Tim is against this. (S8, E24)

College Girl: When Mandy gets accepted to not one but two colleges, Kristin realizes it's time to reevaluate where she is in her life. Season finale. (S2, E18)

Driving Lessons: Although Mike is having a great time teaching Eve how to drive, he thinks Vanessa should take over so she can have a chance to bond with her daughter. (S3, E02)

The One Where Eddie Moves In: Joey considers moving back in with Chandler, but Chandler has a new roommate. A record producer wants to make a music video for Phoebe's song, "Smelly Cat". (S2, E17)

The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies: Joey's soap opera character gets dropped down an elevator shaft after Joey brags of writing his own lines in an interview. (S2, E18)

The One Where Eddie Won't Go: Chandler demands that his bizarre new roommate, Eddie, moves out, but he doesn't seem to get the message. (S2, E19)

The One Where Old Yeller Dies: Phoebe's world view is shattered when she learns how "Old Yeller" really ends. Monica becomes jealous when Richard starts hanging with Joey and Chandler. (S2, E20)

The One With The Bullies: Chandler and Ross run into two bullies at the coffee shop, one of whom steals Chandler's hat. Meanwhile, Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had. (S2, E21)

The One With Two Parties: Complications ensue when Rachel's estranged parents show up at the surprise party that the gang planned for her. (S2, E22)

The One With The Chicken Pox: Phoebe catches chicken pox from the baby just as her navy boyfriend (special guest-star Charlie Sheen) surfaces for the first time in two years. (S2, E23)

The One With Barry & Mindy's Wedding: Rachel agrees to be maid of honour at her ex-fiancé's wedding. Monica ponders her future with Richard after he tells her he doesn't want children. (S2, E24)

The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy: Ross reveals a fantasy to Rachel involving a certain "Star Wars" character. Meanwhile, Monica suffers from insomnia after her breakup with Richard. (S3, E01)

The One Where No One's Ready: In a race against the clock, Ross tries to get the gang dressed and ready for a black-tie benefit at the museum. (S3, E02)

The One With The Jam: After breaking up with Richard, Monica uses her free time to make jam and considers insemination via a sperm bank. Guest stars David Arquette. (S3, E03)

The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel: Ross panics when he sees his son with a Barbie doll. Meanwhile, Phoebe poses as Joey's agent and manages to get him some good roles. (S3, E04)

The One With Frank, Jr: Phoebe's half-brother visits, but they have trouble bonding. Ross is asked to name the five celebrities he'd like to sleep with most. Guest star Isabella Rosselini. (S3, E05)

The One With The Flashback: When Janice asks the gang if any of them have ever slept together, the friends flash back to a time three years before. (S3, E06)

The One With The Racecar Bed (1): Monica buys a new bed from Janice's soon to be ex-husband, but the wrong one is delivered. (S3, E07)

The One With The Giant Poking Device (2): Joey and Monica catch Janice kissing her ex-husband. Meanwhile, Monica accidentally bumps Ben's head into a post. (S3, E08)

This episode Rick Astley sings a classic we all know, Olly Murs performs, and double gold medal Olympian Rebecca Adlington plays celebrity Send To All. (S2, E04)

Scottish comedian Kevin Bridges muses on economic theory, art history and diet tips on stage in front of 12,000 fans at the SSE Hydro in Glasgow.

Comedian Sophie Duker tells the story of the first Black Surgeon General in the US, Dr Joycelyn Elders. Artist/performer Darkwah shares the story of Willi Ninja, the Godfather of Voguing. (S2, E02)

Watch an incredible stand-up performance from New Yorker Desiree Burch. She discusses the levels of dating, from nice guys to those who just won't make the wedding photo cut.