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He of the smart demeanour and dress sense returns once again with observational, and rude as ever, jokes. Covering such topics as; the Scottish, problem solving, being Catholic, sex, and old people!

Karl imagines what life would be like if he had an exact doppelganger. Ricky poses a logic riddle that Karl has difficulty solving. (S2, E02)

Funnybot: After being mocked at the South Park Elementary Comedy Awards, Germany builds the ultimate laughter machine: Funnybot. Though its plans for the human race don't go down too well. (S15, E02)

Royal Pudding: After the Canadian Princess is kidnapped during her wedding ceremony, Ike is summoned to Canada to help track her down. What manner of beast would commit such a crime? (S15, E03)

T.M.I.: After an embarrassing incident involving his penis, Cartman is sent to anger management and Randy tries his best to deal with the fallout but things just go from bad to worse. (S15, E04)

Crack Baby Athletic Association: Kyle discovers Cartman volunteering with crack babies at the local hospital and his suspicions are raised. What part does Slash (Guns n Roses) play in this? (S15, E05)

Sexual Harassment: Beavis and Butt-Head file a sexual harassment lawsuit against a girl who gives both of them erections. (S5, E47)

Sara Pascoe, alongside team captains Alan Davies & Darren Harriott, welcome Mark Watson, Phil Wang, Ellie Taylor, and Kiri Pritchard-McLean into the loft to play an array of guessing games. (S1, E03)

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The kids aren't alright as Most Ridiculous takes on some Tiny Terrors. Katherine Ryan enjoys hilarious clips of rug rats, rascals and really bad parenting. (S4, E15)

Most Ridiculous is hard at work in the laughter business for On the Job. Join Katherine Ryan for the very best clips of bungling builders, woeful waiters and office pranksters. (S4, E16)

Comedian/actor Guz Khan and special guest reality TV legend Joey Essex pass judgement on our 100 contestants as they battle their way through the mud to the famous castle! (S7, E02)

Comedian/actor Guz Khan and special guest "Gogglebox" legend Scarlett Moffatt pass judgement on our 100 contestants as they battle their way through the mud to the famous castle! (S7, E03)

Find out why the Jokers chose to wear Bluetooth earpieces for a challenge, how the crew finds focus group participants, and why the punishment shoot was almost cancelled! (S6, E06)

What game have the Jokers played 5 times throughout the show's history? How did the crew and Murr get poison ivy? And what game did the Jokers have the most fun playing? (S6, E07)

Mr. Likable: For the first time, the TV ratings for Tool Time show that Al is more popular than Tim. Al hires a manager who tries to push too much too fast. (S8, E09)

Thanks, But No Thanks: When Tim finds out Marty is separated from his wife and living in the back of Harry's hardware store, Tim invites Marty and his children to stay with him and Jill. (S8, E10)

Dodgeball Club: When Boyd gets in trouble at school for playing dodgeball, Mike thinks this is another sign that parents are raising a generation of wimps. (S2, E02)

High Expectations: When their African-American neighbours' car is egged, Vanessa goes against Mike's advice and decides to let them know their car wasn't the only one vandalized. (S2, E03)

Fear of GAWD: When Rip accidentally destroys the Ten Commandments, humanity devolves into chaos, forcing Rip to hunt for the back-up set of commandments. Andy Samberg stars. (S1, E03)

The Arky Gala: Rip and Saltine attend the Arky Gala, the most glamorous event of the year, where Saltine makes an unlikely friend. The reverie is shattered when the gala is taken hostage. (S1, E04)

The Mile High Club: Searching for Amelia Earhart's plane, Rip and the gang are taken aboard a floating airship in the sky. Swooper finds a great new opportunity and Agatha finds romance. (S1, E05)

The One With the Home Study: Monica and Chandler nervously prepare for a visit from an adoption worker, who confides that she slept with, and was then dumped, by a guy named "Joey". (S10, E07)

The One With the Late Thanksgiving: Monica prepares a fabulous Thanksgiving feast for the gang, but she becomes furious when everyone arrives late to the gathering. (S10, E08)

The One With The Birth Mother: Monica and Chandler travel to Ohio to meet a pregnant woman, Erica (Anna Farris), who is considering them to adopt her child when it's born. (S10, E09)

The One Where Chandler Gets Caught: Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with another woman. After following him to the suburbs, they suspect he might be cheating. (S10, E10)

The One Where The Stripper Cries: Rachel and Monica hire a male stripper (Danny DeVito) for Phoebe's bachelorette party, but when he gets there, Phoebe insults him and he starts to cry. (S10, E11)

The One With Phoebe's Wedding: Phoebe's big day becomes disastrous as deliveries go awry and a blizzard forces the plans to change. Meanwhile, Chandler and Ross compete to be a groomsman. (S10, E12)

The One Where Joey Speaks French: Phoebe tries to teach Joey French for an upcoming play, but becomes frustrated by Joey's lack of 'flair' for languages. (S10, E13)

The One With Princess Consuela: Joey feels abandoned when Monica and Chandler try to buy a house, but he finds solace with the sellers' precocious 8-year-old daughter (Dakota Fanning). (S10, E14)

The One Where Estelle Dies: Joey is so upset by all of the change in his friends' lives that Phoebe goes to extreme lengths to prevent him from learning about the sudden death of his agent. (S10, E15)

The One With Rachel's Going Away Party: At Rachel's going away party, she gives each of the friends, except Ross, an individual goodbye, leaving Ross confused and hurt as to why. (S10, E16)

The Last One: After their reunion in the previous episode, Rachel tells Ross that it was 'the perfect way to say goodbye' - then he realises that he's still in love with her. Series finale. (S10, E17)

Why do people squeeze the toothpaste tube from the top? And why is it so hard to put sheets on a bed when you get home from work? Jason covers these essential issues and many more.

The Aussie Jokers play one of their favourite games, You Laugh You Lose. All four Jokers sit in a waiting room with unsuspecting members of the public... (S1, E05)

The deceptively youthful Kevin Bridges plays a hometown show in front of 10,000 fans. Topical, cutting, silly, sarcastic, ironic, dead pan - he hits all these marks (and more!) with ease.

Sketch series highlighting the worst/scariest aspects of the modern world. In this episode, that feeling you get when a friend cancels. Cancelled plans are the best plans. (S1, E01)

Ed Byrne performs his Edinburgh Fringe sell-out stand-up show, exploring the thin line between righteous complaining and brat-like whining, and asks, 'are we right to be fed up, or are we spoiled?'