Comedy Central HD Schedule, Thu, 27 Jun 2024 (United Kingdom)

Narrated by comedian Katherine Ryan, prepare for law and disorder as we look at the internet's Most Ridiculous Cops and Robbers. Featuring the dumbest crims and even dumber cops. (S4, E07)

Narrated by comedian Katherine Ryan, it's the ultimate battle in Man versus Beast. We head into the Lion's den to bring you the funniest bites of the internet's menagerie of animal madness. (S4, E08)

Modern Horror Stories is our sketch series highlighting the worst/scariest aspects of the modern world. In this episode, researching your date online is getting out of hand. (S1, E08)

Pilot: Disgraced archaeologist Rip Digman attempts to make a comeback with the help of his overachieving student, Saltine, searching for one of the greatest lost treasures: Hammurabi's Hat. (S1, E01)

Et Tu: Rip and the gang look for a historical batch of confetti, but find themselves embroiled in a mystery involving secret organizations, curses, and the knife Brutus used to kill Caesar. (S1, E02)

Tonight Rhod is joined by Bill Bailey, Tom Allen, and AJ Odudu as they travel back in time to their teenage years. Discover video game obsessions, baffling trends, worst TV shows, and more! (S1, E03)

Ricky, Stephen and Karl discuss Karl's theory on how museums procure items. Also, Karl pitches his new idea for a film about a man whose brain is transplanted into Tom Cruise's body. (S3, E01)

After Stephen recalls being the only kid in his school to dress in a costume for Comic Relief Day, Karl shares his idea that there should be one, and only one, charitable cause per year. (S3, E02)

Michael Kosta reports on WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange's prison release and chats to Peter S. Goodman, author of "How the World Ran Out of Everything: Inside the Global Supply Chain".

The One With Joey's Dirty Day: Joey has no time to shower after he comes home from a three-day fishing trip and has to head out to the set of Charlton Heston's new movie. (S4, E14)

The One With All The Kissing: Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02)

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Comedian Darren Harriott narrates a fresh new batch of the funniest clips out there. In this week's family-friendly fails, kids go head-to-head with grown-ups. (S5, E08)

Comedian Darren Harriott narrates a fresh new batch of the funniest clips out there. In this week's family-friendly fails, we'll show you how not to get on a ski lift. (S5, E09)

Comedian/presenter Stephen Bailey and special guest comedian Matt Richardson (former presenter of "The Xtra Factor") pass judgement on our contestants as they battle their way to the castle! (S8, E09)

Roman Kemp is joined by TOWIE's Georgia and Tommy as contestants brave trials including the hilarious Stepping Stones, and try to storm Takeshi's Castle! Have they got what it takes to win? (S5, E02)

Find which Joker is an avid photographer, what words do the guys never want to hear before filming a punishment, and which Joker is never afraid to strip down for a challenge. (S6, E22)

Find out which of the Joker's fathers has made a few appearances on the show, how a natural disaster affected one of the challenges, and why Sal owns a replica of Van Halen's guitar. (S6, E23)

The Long And Winding Road (1): An all-talk episode of Tool Time turns into a staged talk/brawl show and Tim quits. Jill gets a job offer in Bloomington, Indiana. The Taylors decide to move. (S8, E25)

The Long And Winding Road (2): As Tim prepares for the final Tool Time show, he thinks of the impact of their decisions to move on. He remembers their lives in their home over the years. (S8, E26)

Pledging: Mandy does not seem to be getting the most out of college by making friends, so Vanessa tells her she should join a sorority.

Ryan v. John Baker: Now that Kristin is a manager at the restaurant owned by the ambitious John Baker, she finds herself comparing him to her boyfriend, Ryan... (S3, E04)

The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy: Ross reveals a fantasy to Rachel involving a certain "Star Wars" character. Meanwhile, Monica suffers from insomnia after her breakup with Richard. (S3, E01)

The One Where No One's Ready: In a race against the clock, Ross tries to get the gang dressed and ready for a black-tie benefit at the museum. (S3, E02)

The One With The Jam: After breaking up with Richard, Monica uses her free time to make jam and considers insemination via a sperm bank. Guest stars David Arquette. (S3, E03)

The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel: Ross panics when he sees his son with a Barbie doll. Meanwhile, Phoebe poses as Joey's agent and manages to get him some good roles. (S3, E04)

The One With Frank, Jr: Phoebe's half-brother visits, but they have trouble bonding. Ross is asked to name the five celebrities he'd like to sleep with most. Guest star Isabella Rosselini. (S3, E05)

The One With The Flashback: When Janice asks the gang if any of them have ever slept together, the friends flash back to a time three years before. (S3, E06)

The One With The Racecar Bed (1): Monica buys a new bed from Janice's soon to be ex-husband, but the wrong one is delivered. (S3, E07)

The One With The Giant Poking Device (2): Joey and Monica catch Janice kissing her ex-husband. Meanwhile, Monica accidentally bumps Ben's head into a post. (S3, E08)

The One With The Football: The gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving, but temperatures run wild as sibling rivalry between Ross and Monica dominates proceedings. (S3, E09)

The One Where Rachel Quits: Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10)

The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister: A drunken Chandler fools around with one of Joey's sisters - but he can't remember which one. (S3, E11)

The One With All The Jealousy: Ross becomes jealous when he thinks he catches Rachel's new co-worker, Mark, whispering sweet nothings in her ear. (S3, E12)

The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends: Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. (S3, E13)

The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner: Phoebe is reunited with her former singing partner (Elizabeth Daily). Meanwhile, Rachel's new job is putting a strain on her relationship with Ross. (S3, E14)

The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break (1): Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman. First of a two-part episode. (S3, E15)

The One The Morning After (2): When Rachel discovers that Ross slept with Chloe, she decides to break up with him. Second of a two-part episode. (S3, E16)

Secret agent Harry Tasker (Arnold Schwarzenegger) has his life turned upside down when he discovers his wife (Jamie Lee Curtis) might be having an affair with a used-car salesman (Bill Paxton). (1994)

...Unemployed. Virtual Golf becomes virtual insanity as the Aussie Jokers are instructed to give the strangest golf lessons ever seen. Who will refuse to do what they are told? (S1, E06)