Comedy Central HD Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

Sketch series highlighting the worst/scariest aspects of the modern world. In this episode, when your friend starts tagging someone else; the worldwide epidemic that is Meme Cheating. (S1, E09)

Russell & Ninette are in Kerala in India. They embrace the Southern states' traditions, including ancient performance art to tell the Star Wars story (S4, E05)

Slick, sick and definitely not for the easily offended, Jimmy offers a masterclass in comedy as he takes his dry and sardonic wit to a whole new level. And it seems that no-one and nothing is safe.

Karl explains why he would have liked to join the Army and recounts his most harrowing acts of bravery. (S3, E03)

Just For Girls: Beavis and Butt-Head want to attend the sexual education class being held specifically for girls. (S7, E03)

Michael Kosta reports on the highs/lows of yesterday's primaries and the Supreme Court's ruling that makes it easier for politicians to accept bribes. Reporter Sharon Lerner discusses her latest work.

The One With The Triplets: Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03)

The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS: Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive.

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Comedian Darren Harriott narrates a new batch of the funniest clips out there. In this week's family-friendly fails, we'll bring you our countdown of the biggest show-offs on the internet. (S5, E10)

Comedian Darren Harriott narrates a fresh new batch of the funniest clips out there. In this week's family-friendly fails, expect out-of-control motorists and our guide to walking on ice. (S5, E11)

Roman Kemp and ex-Geordie Shore star Vicky Pattison host the craziest show ever made, including Takeshi-ville classics Stepping Stone and Honey Comb Maze. (S5, E04)

Do the recruits have what it takes to master Bridge Ball? Can they make it all the way to attack Takeshi's Castle? Join host Roman Kemp and ex-Geordie Shore star Vicky Pattison to find out. (S5, E07)

Find out which Joker was fired twice in one summer and what challenge took all day to complete. See fan-favourite episodes with pop-up facts throughout. (S6, E25)

Find out why Murr is particular about the way labels face in grocery stores, how Sal always gets Joe to break character, and why wardrobe dressed Q in a Hawaiian shirt covered in lobsters. (S6, E26)

The Long And Winding Road (3): Tim and Al do their final Tool Time show. Many of the past Tool Time guests appear. Tim and Jill have second thoughts about moving. (S8, E27)

Backstage Pass: This retrospective of eight great years of the show includes cast interviews, outtakes and bloopers, scenes from the final taping and a look at Wilson's entire face. (S8, E28)

Haunted House: When Vanessa tries to relive her PTA glory days by taking over the Halloween haunted house fundraiser for Boyd's school, her ideas prove too scary for him. (S3, E05)

Larabee for School Board: Mike is reluctant to support neighbour Carol in her bid for the local school board, and then her campaign signs begin to mysteriously disappear... (S3, E06)

The One With The Football: The gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving, but temperatures run wild as sibling rivalry between Ross and Monica dominates proceedings. (S3, E09)

The One Where Rachel Quits: Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10)

The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister: A drunken Chandler fools around with one of Joey's sisters - but he can't remember which one. (S3, E11)

The One With All The Jealousy: Ross becomes jealous when he thinks he catches Rachel's new co-worker, Mark, whispering sweet nothings in her ear. (S3, E12)

The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends: Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. (S3, E13)

The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner: Phoebe is reunited with her former singing partner (Elizabeth Daily). Meanwhile, Rachel's new job is putting a strain on her relationship with Ross. (S3, E14)

The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break (1): Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman. First of a two-part episode. (S3, E15)

The One The Morning After (2): When Rachel discovers that Ross slept with Chloe, she decides to break up with him. Second of a two-part episode. (S3, E16)

The One Without The Ski Trip: Ross and Rachel compete to spend time with their other friends. When a lonely Ross is excluded from Rachel's ski trip with her pals, he visits Carol. (S3, E17)

The One With The Hypnosis Tape: Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. Meanwhile, a hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman. Guest starring Jon Favreau. (S3, E18)

The One With The Tiny T-Shirt: Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19)

The One With The Dollhouse: Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20)

The One With A Chick And A Duck: When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21)

The One With The Screamer: Ross thinks that Rachel's date (guest-star Ben Stiller) is crazy. Joey falls in love with Kate, but when she's offered a job in Los Angeles, she takes it. (S3, E22)

The One With Ross's Thing: Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks and Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Meanwhile, Monica's boyfriend surprises her by not proposing...(S3, E23)

The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion: Phoebe sets Ross up on a date with a woman who used to be bald. Robin Williams and Billy Crystal guest star. (S3, E24)

Scottish comedian Kevin Bridges muses on economic theory, art history and diet tips on stage in front of 12,000 fans at the SSE Hydro in Glasgow.

Slick, sick and definitely not for the easily offended, Jimmy offers a masterclass in comedy as he takes his dry and sardonic wit to a whole new level. And it seems that no-one and nothing is safe.

Jon gives his take on the world's wildest TV, with Ivo Graham and regular guest Judi Love. Featuring bizarre international gameshows, Ivo's television obsessions, hilarious clips, and more. (S1, E01)