Channel 4 Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

(2001) Steven Spielberg's science-fiction Pinocchio. After their real son miraculously recovers from a rare disease, the childlike android a couple adopted sets out to become a real boy.

Gordon Ramsay sets his sights on Sabatiello's, an Italian restaurant in Stamford, Connecticut, that's better known for its owner Sammy's tantrums than the quality of its food. (S2 Ep3/13) [SL]

Professionals: In east London, Bombetta let their ingredients do the talking, but can Jellyfish's Lebanese-inspired street food liven things up or will Omnino raise the steaks? (S1 Ep4)

Jamie Oliver shows us how to make easy and delicious meals cooked in just one pan, pot or dish, starting with frying-pan pasta, a twist on a fish pie and a sublime roast lamb feast. (Ep1) [SL]

How to Bury a Millionaire: Niles has to move in with Frasier after his divorce leaves him strapped for cash. (S6 Ep7)

The Seal Who Came to Dinner: While hosting a dinner party for The Gourmet Society at Maris's beach house, Frasier and Niles have to deal with a smelly, washed-up seal carcass. (S6 Ep8)

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Ranvir Singh joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.

The Heart Is a Lonely Snipe Hunter: At Diane's insistence, Sam invites Frasier to join the boys on a fishing trip, during which they send him into the woods on a 'snipe hunt'. (S3 Ep14/25)

King of the Hill: Sam thinks he's scored some brownie points by agreeing to pitch in a charity softball game, but his over-competitive nature earns him a lecture from Diane. (S3 Ep15/25)

Boob Job: Debra decides to conduct an experiment after seeing Ray's reaction to her friend's new and improved breasts. (S4 Ep1)

The Can Opener: When Ray and Debra have an argument about their new can opener, Marie, Frank and Robert can't help getting involved. (S4 Ep2)

You Bet: Is Ray right to be sceptical when Frank uncharacteristically displays a keen interest in his work? (S4 Ep3)

The Will: When Ray and Debra draw up their wills, their choice of replacement guardians for the kids doesn't go down well. (S4 Ep5)

High Crane Drifter: It's a bad day for American café society as a disgruntled Frasier has his favourite table at Café Nervosa taken over by a rude man. (S3 Ep17)

Chess Pains: Frasier buys an expensive chess set and challenges his dad to a game. Martin wins easily, again and again... (S3 Ep18)

Crane vs. Crane: Niles and Frasier take opposing sides in a court battle over the competency of eccentric millionaire Harlow Stafford. (S3 Ep19)

Police Story: Frasier sets his sights on an attractive policewoman who, unbeknown to him, has a crush on his father. (S3 Ep20)

Will it be child's play for Sharon John, CEO of Build-A-Bear Workshop, as she works undercover alongside the employees who custom-make stuffed toy animals in her retail outlets? (S8 Ep1/10)

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A family transform a hamlet in France, and a young couple fall in love with an earthquake-damaged Italian borgo. One couple buy a holiday village built by the Catholic church. (Ep16/20)

Citroen DS: Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend take a trip to France to rescue 94-year-old wartime hero Roger's 1968 Citroen DS. But they struggle with its radical design features. (S6 Ep5/10)

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Myleene Klass joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.

Janet and Andrew want to retire to the Spanish sunshine of the western Costa del Sol. Can Danni Menzies make their dream a reality with five impressive properties for their budget of £200k?

The new series continues. In Shropshire, Alan and Catherine take on another huge project. In Humberside, Lucy and Seb are finally watertight and get started on their main bedroom. (S2 Ep11)

Are They Now?: Have British craft brewers managed to crack the Portuguese beer market? And are a couple of hair stylists still making the cut in Benidorm? (S5 Ep5)

The competition begins at Louise and Kerry's community-owned B&B in Northumberland, where a feathery hat gets some special attention at a birds of prey centre.

Regarding Margie: Marge inhales poisonous fumes during a cleaning spree, gets amnesia and forgets who Homer is. (S17 Ep20/22)

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The Final: The finalists make afternoon tea and a best-of-British banquet with towering sugar and chocolate showpieces. Who'll tower above the rest to be crowned champions? (S9 Ep10)

Scott is rushed into Queen's Medical Centre by air ambulance after crashing his motorbike at 100mph. And Peter has been crushed by an eight-tonne static caravan. (S33 Ep3)

The Bullet or the Bear: The BAFTA-winning comedy drama returns. Catherine (Elle Fanning) and Peter (Nicholas Hoult) seek marriage advice when chaotic events hit their relationship. (S3 Ep1)

Choose Your Weapon: BAFTA-winning comedy drama. The UK and US ambassadors both visit Catherine (Elle Fanning), each seeking her help on their side of America's War of Independence. (S3 Ep2)