Channel 4 Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

Farmer Chris brings a beetroot to his First Date. Two dog fans commiserate over past loves. And football coach Timi flirts up a storm - but will student Afope flirt back? (S20 Ep3)

(2016) Outrageous comedy. A dad is shocked when his daughter's boorish boyfriend proposes to her. With Bryan Cranston, James Franco and Zoey Deutch. Strong language. [SL]

A look inside the lucrative world of waste crime. With video and surveillance footage Dispatches exposes unregulated waste dumps and tracks down the illegal fly tippers. [SL]

Professionals: In south Wales, Prego's carbonara gets compliments but can they beat La Cocina Tapas' fresh Spanish servings and the Lamb and Flag's posh pub grub? (S1 Ep3)

In Norfolk, Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien meet upcycler and bike enthusiast Simon. Their finds include a filing cabinet, a trunk and a classic bicycle.

Sweet Dreams: Frasier puts his job on the line by refusing to read out on air an advertisement for the radio station's new sponsor. (S5 Ep24)

Good Grief: Frasier's unemployment situation brings about various emotional responses, including denial, anger and depression. (S6 Ep1)

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Marcus Brigstocke joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.

Fairy Tales Can Come True: The bar holds a Halloween fancy dress party. Cliff meets the woman of his dreams, who's dressed as Tinker Bell, but panics about their first date. (S3 Ep4/25)

Sam Turns the Other Cheek: Sam unwittingly breaks his cardinal rule never to date a married woman, but he finds himself on the spot when her jealous husband suddenly appears. (S3 Ep5/25)

Six Feet Under: Ray becomes concerned with his own mortality when he discovers that he has shrunk a quarter of an inch and is no longer six feet tall. (S2 Ep22)

The Garage Sale: Ray is shocked when Debra takes all their baby stuff to a garage sale. He didn't know that they had decided not to have any more children. (S2 Ep23)

The Wedding (Part 1/2): Ray makes the mistake of asking Debra why she married him, rekindling memories of his proposal and his fears that she felt pressured into agreeing. (S2 Ep24)

The Wedding (Part 2/2): Ray reminisces about his wedding, when he worried that Debra was more interested in the big day than she was in her groom. (S2 Ep25)

Adventures in Paradise (Part 2/2): Frasier is driven into a jealous rage by Lilith and her new boyfriend but thinks that he has the perfect opportunity for revenge. (S2 Ep9)

Burying a Grudge: Martin discovers that Artie, a former cop and friend-turned-foe, is suffering in a hospital bed, and thinks it might be time for a reconciliation. (S2 Ep10)

Seat of Power: Frasier and Niles realise that the plumbers who are repairing their toilet bullied them when they were all kids. (S2 Ep11)

Roz in the Doghouse: After injuring Roz's foot, Bulldog offers her a job as his producer. She's worried about his advances but accepts after falling out with Frasier. (S2 Ep12)

Tim and Pru look back at one of their favourite locations, Scotland and canals with epic vistas, dramatic feats of engineering, stunning landscapes, and a coast-to-coast adventure.

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The owners of a hamlet in France battle with a wonky chimney, a couple in Limousin bring down a wall and crack a pipe, and in Andalucía, a cave village has to close temporarily. (Ep10/20)

Mazda RX-7: Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend restore a Japanese sports car with an innovative and unusual rotary engine that belongs to charity worker Conor. (S5 Ep7/10)

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Marcus Brigstocke joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.

Joe and Kirsty want to swap their Hampshire house for a forever home in the warmer climes of inland Valencia in Spain. Can Jean Johansson deliver their dream place for £280,000?

The new series continues. In Cumbria, Graham and Jodie uncover forgotten treasures in their mansion. On the Isle of Gigha, Andy and Karen set their sights on a dream kitchen. (S2 Ep5)

The new series concludes. In Calp, the Aldertons help retirees Martin and Janet. In Almería, the Garners revisit Sharon and Andy, who wanted their own little patch of Spain. (S7 Ep20/20)

It's payment day, which is exciting for the B&Bers who want to get to the bottom of fussy feedback - and have a good old-fashioned barney while doing it.

My Fair Laddy: Lisa tries to transform Groundskeeper Willie into a gentleman after his shack collapses and he's forced to move in with the Simpsons. (S17 Ep12/22)

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A party election broadcast by the Conservatives.

...Qualifying Highlights: Max Verstappen has won the previous two sprints of 2024. Can he get himself in a good position to make it three in a row and continue his dominance?

This time the celebs watched: Top of The Pops 1992, the Nevermets, Beat the Chasers, Outrageous Homes, A Quiet Place and The UnXplained: Mysteries of the Universe. (S6 Ep4)

Leah faces a tough decision as she chooses between American lover Chad and her UK fling. Matt and Maria receive some devastating news... can Matt save their relationship? (Ep6/6)

(2004) Comedy sequel. What happens when an ex-CIA prude and ageing, sexually liberated hippies become in-laws? Robert De Niro, Barbara Streisand and Dustin Hoffman show you what happens.