Channel 4 Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

(2004) Tina Fey's hit comedy starring Lindsay Lohan. Cady has just moved to the US after growing up surrounded by animals in Africa. But the girls at school are much worse than lions...

Gordon visits Peter's Italian Restaurant in New York, where the peace of Long Island is regularly shattered by the antics of the volatile Pellegrino family who run the place. (S1 Ep1) [SL]

Leeds area. Semi-professional footballer Sanchez hosts a Caribbean night, complete with carnival costumes and steel drums. (Ep1/5)

Leeds area. Fitness instructor Ele plans a posh and classy menu of 'sophisticated' cuisine, on an evening featuring caviar, an unexpected guest and a dose of fighting talk. (Ep2/5)

Leeds area. On the third night, travel enthusiast Sangeeta takes her guests on a culinary journey with a curry fusion inspired by her trips around the world. (Ep3/5)

Leeds area. Former dancer Diana goes all-out to win with an Italian menu, which features a 1980s vibe and an extra-boozy dessert. (Ep4/5)

Leeds area. On the final night, lighting technician Dragos treats his guests to traditional Romanian fare featuring 'fangtastic' favourites with a Dracula theme. (Ep5/5)

Lynne and Paul set out to build a huge modern home on a beautiful stretch of coastal wilderness with panoramic views over the Tasman Sea. (S10 Ep5)

Andi Oliver hosts the culinary combat, as skilful amateur cooks compete against professional chefs. Former pilot Chris Topham takes on chef Mark Sargeant, but who will be top gun? (S2 Ep1)

Any Friend of Diane's: Diane is dismayed when her old college friend Rebecca turns up at Cheers, on the rebound from an unhappy love affair, and tries to make a date with Sam. (S1 Ep6/22)

Friends, Romans, Accountants: Norm hosts a Roman toga party at Cheers, but when his handsome, womanising boss takes a shine to Diane, Norm finds his job could be in jeopardy. (S1 Ep7/22)

Dire Strayts: All is not well when Ray and Debra Barone visit. The women bond after Doug says something insensitive to Carrie, and the men try to sneak off to watch sport. (S2 Ep8/25)

I, Candy: Doug thinks that a pretty waitress likes him. (S2 Ep9/25)

Super Bowl: Ray is sent by his paper to cover the Super Bowl, but his excitement is tempered by having to choose someone to accompany him. Will he make the right choice? (S5 Ep13)

Ray's Journal: Ray is horrified to learn that his mother used to read his diary, which contained his most personal - and perverted - thoughts. (S5 Ep14)

Silent Partners: After spending a Valentine's dinner without talking to each other, Ray and Debra agree to take an interest in each other's hobbies. (S5 Ep15)

Homer Goes to College: Homer has to go to university to study nuclear physics when it becomes clear that he's unqualified for his job as nuclear power plant safety inspector. (S5 Ep3/22)

Rosebud: He may be obscenely rich, but Mr Burns can never be truly happy without his childhood teddy bear, Bobo, who Bart finds in a bag of ice and gives to Maggie. (S5 Ep4/22)

Treehouse of Horror IV: Homer sells his soul to the devil for a donut, no one believes Bart can see an evil goblin, and Mr Burns invites the Simpsons for tea at a scary castle. (S5 Ep5/22)

The Lastest Gun in the West: Bart befriends a cowboy who used to be a film star and tries to help him regain his fame, but Bart isn't prepared for his new hero's love of booze. (S13 Ep12)

The Old Man and the Key: Grampa borrows Homer's car to impress a lady (Olympia Dukakis) at the Springfield Retirement Castle - but he's not the only resident who's interested. (S13 Ep13)

Blame It on Lisa: The Simpsons go to Brazil to meet an orphan who Lisa has secretly been writing to. But as soon as they arrive, Homer is kidnapped. (S13 Ep15)

(1986) Second instalment of the martial arts franchise with Pat Morita. When Mr Miyagi discovers that his father is dying, he returns home. But he has unfinished business.

The competition begins at Daisy Bank Camp in Hebden Bridge in Yorkshire, where Andrew and Angie hope to impress with their self-built cabins. But one B&Ber struggles to get charged up.

The B&Bers head to The Lion and Swan in Congleton, Cheshire for the week's second visit. They love the lux to begin with, but traffic and eyebrow-raising prices threaten to derail things.

Emma and Emily host the week's third visit at The Three Hills in Cambridge, where one B&Ber is determined to be the centre of attention during an afternoon out punting.

Darren and Jamie aim to lay on a magical experience for the B&Bers in the week's final visit, at their wizard-themed Hotel of Wizardry in the mystical, mysterious land of... Great Yarmouth.

It's payment day, and there are gripes galore as the B&Bers meet one last time to dissect their feedback, find out how much they've been paid, and have a good old barney. But who's won?

...for Stand Up To Cancer: Paddy McGuinness, Coleen Nolan, Joe Thomas and Ellie Taylor make Jaffa cakes, tackle a pastry Technical, and render their hometowns in biscuit form. (S6 Ep4)

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

...Baker: The three hopefuls meet the other farm tenants to see what life's like on the estate, help the ranger team with an old footpath, and receive some tough love. (Ep7/8)

...Highlights: The F1 grid heads to Europe for the first time this season. Lee McKenzie, David Coulthard and Ariana Bravo present highlights from Imola.

(2022) Poignant road-trip comedy with Channing Tatum. A soldier with PTSD must escort a traumatised army canine to a comrade's funeral. Can man and dog save each other's lives?

(1987) Classic 80s dystopian thriller, based on a Stephen King novel. Gadget-wielding murderers hunt an innocent man (Arnold Schwarzenegger) on a sick TV show. Strong language/violence.