Channel 4 Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

...Highlights: Lee McKenzie and Billy Monger present highlights of the second Sprint Qualifying session of the season, at the spectacular Miami street circuit.

(1983) Classic comedy. Dan Aykroyd and Eddie Murphy star as a rich banker and a homeless man whose lives are swapped for a $1 bet. Strong language/representations that may offend.

Weekend at Burnsie's: Dr Hibbert puts Homer on medicinal marijuana after he's attacked by a murder of crows. (S13 Ep16/22)

Durham. Receptionist Linzey plans to woo her guests with some flirtatious frolics and a menu of food from the heart. Can she seduce her guests or will it be a date-night disaster? (Ep1/5)

Durham. Rob aims to teach his guests a lesson in hosting with an evening based around school, from swimming to home economics. And a new guest joins the group in place of another. (Ep2/5)

Durham.

Durham.

Durham. Health worker and party girl Kenya hosts a safari-themed evening featuring East African food. But will her wild night have her guests leaping for joy or running for cover? (Ep5/5)

From the discovery of the old 19th-century wash house to the pepper pot tower library, we revisit some of the Strawbridges' best moments at the chateau from series seven of the show.

Queasy Rider: Doug gets a motorbike against Carrie's wishes, so she takes up smoking to get her revenge. (S2 Ep1/25)

Female Problems: Doug gets jealous when Carrie and their new neighbour hit it off. (S2 Ep2/25)

Assaulted Nuts: An embarrassing accident at work leaves Doug in agony. (S2 Ep3/25)

Moving Out: Robert decides that he is too old to be living with his parents, so he moves in with another elderly couple - who turn out to be carbon copies of Frank and Marie. (S3 Ep7)

The Article: Ray is jealous when an inexperienced colleague beats him to his lifelong ambition of having an article published in Sports Illustrated. (S3 Ep8)

The Lone Barone: Ray's advice comes back to haunt him when he is blamed for the break-up of Robert's relationship with Amy. (S3 Ep9)

No Fat: Frank's not happy when Marie decides that they should both go on a strict diet just before the Thanksgiving holiday. (S3 Ep10)

...Highlights: Lee McKenzie and Billy Monger present highlights of the second Sprint Qualifying session of the season, at the spectacular Miami street circuit.

Brawl in the Family: The Simpsons have a fight when a game of Monopoly goes wrong, and Maggie has to call the police. (S13 Ep7/22)

Sweets and Sour Marge: Springfield is declared the fattest town on Earth when Homer's attempt to create the world's biggest human pyramid goes disastrously wrong. (S13 Ep8/22)

Lisa's Wedding: A fortune-teller reveals that Lisa will fall for upper-crust English gent Hugh Parkfield at a prestigious university. But will he approve of her family? (S24 Ep19/22)

Two Dozen and One Greyhounds: Santa's Little Helper fathers a huge litter of puppies, so Mr Burns offers them a home. But Burns has always fancied a greyhound-fur tuxedo... (S6 Ep20/25)

The PTA Disbands: Bart's over the moon when the teachers go on strike, but Lisa starts to go mad. And then the governors draft in the parents to teach... (S26 Ep21/25)

(2011) Family comedy. Jim Carrey stars as a work-obsessed New York property developer whose life is turned upside down when he receives a crate containing six live penguins.

The competition begins at Cedarwood Holidays in Cornwall, where pristine glamping pods and a chance to feed seals go down a treat. Will things stay flawless at breakfast?

The B&Bers are still in Cornwall for the week's second visit, at The Llawnroc Hotel, where former Redcoats Craig and Rachel are banking on being able to keep their guests entertained.

It's a hat-trick! The B&Bers spend a third consecutive visit in Cornwall, at ex-military man Jo's The Olde Malthouse, where he's hoping to wow his guests with his B&B's heritage charm.

The B&Bers head to Dorset for the week's final visit, at The Britannia Inn, run by Hannah and Lee. The controversial pricing at breakfast leaves one guest with a sour taste.

It's payment day, and time to find out who's won. It's been a week of vitriol, with lots of B&Bers choosing not to return to the others' establishments. Will it all kick off? Probably.

In rural Bedfordshire, Kelly and Andrew completely overhaul their ramshackle eyesore of a house to create a stunning new open-plan kitchen-diner that revitalises their home. (Ep6/6)

Claudia Winkleman, Mika and Lang Lang return for a brand-new search to unearth more of the UK's most exciting amateur pianists, starting at Manchester Piccadilly station. (S2 Ep1)

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

...of the World: In Azerbaijan, Bettany visits Europe's highest settlement, encounters a language unlike any other, and visits what might be the tomb of the famed Amazon warriors. (S3 Ep5)

...Baker: The remaining hopefuls head to a livestock auction, and also create new wildlife habitats on the farm. And who will Giles and Sally pick to present their business plan? (Ep5/8)

(2021) M Night Shyamalan's mystery horror. A trip to an idyllic beach turns into an absolute mare when everyone starts ageing really quickly. Starring Gael García Bernal.

(1990) Daniel Day-Lewis stars in this spectacular interpretation of the classic novel, set during the 18th-century wars in the Americas between the British and the French.