Channel 4 Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

Gordon Ramsay visits bijou New York diner The Mixing Bowl, which is haemorrhaging money, thanks to manager Mike's out-of-control marketing plans. (S1 Ep2) [SL]

Tales from the Public Domain: Homer reads out classic tales from an overdue library book, with himself as Odysseus at the Battle of Troy, Lisa as Joan of Arc, and Bart as Hamlet. (S13 Ep14)

The Great Money Caper: When Homer leaves Bart by the squid port, kind strangers start giving money to the 'street urchin'. So Homer and Bart turn to a life of scamming. (S12 Ep7/21)

Gripping thriller. A violent attack on a teenager at an illegal beach rave sends shockwaves through a Merseyside community. As secrets and lies are laid bare, will the truth emerge? (Ep1/6) [SL]

The conversion therapy storyline culminates when John Paul finds himself in danger. A bruised Prince redirects his anger, Mercedes has new allies, and Frankie resorts to drastic measures. [SL]

Andi Oliver hosts, as confident Chris Dickens takes on Michelin-starred chef Hrishikesh Desai. Can Chris's scallops win him the prize, or will the pasta machine have him in a spin? (S2 Ep2)

Sparing Carrie: Doug and Carrie's bowling friends tell Doug that he has to fire Carrie from the team. (S2 Ep11/25)

Party Favor: Doug reluctantly agrees to be his cousin's best man, but the stag party doesn't go as planned. (S2 Ep13/25)

Truce or Consequences: Carla and Diane stop bickering when Diane admits that she needs a friend, but Carla can't resist the temptation to take advantage of her vulnerability. (S1 Ep8/22)

Coach Returns to Action: Coach develops a foolproof technique for wooing women and astonishes everyone with his success, including Sam, who becomes his rival for neighbour Nina. (S1 Ep9/22)

Fairies: Ray is disturbed to learn that the boys are playing fairies in the school play - especially when he discovers that they chose the roles themselves. (S5 Ep16)

Stefania Arrives: Robert gets a surprise visit from the gorgeous Stefania and her father. Robert fell for her in Rome, but will the holiday romance continue? (S5 Ep17)

Jaws Wired Shut: Homer becomes a good listener and a calming influence when his jaw is wired shut after he runs into a statue. But Marge is disturbed by his newfound serenity. (S13 Ep9)

Gump Roast: Aliens Kang and Kodos decide that Homer is the 'fat, selfish epitome of modern man' and that Earth must be destroyed. Guest starring Stephen Hawking and U2. (S13 Ep17)

Dermot O'Leary tells us about his new kids' book. Kiefer Sutherland chats about his music. Plus: Kiell Smith-Bynoe, Vinette Robinson and music from Laufey.

I Am Furious Yellow: Bart is inspired to become an animator and finds inspiration close to home for his creation of Angry Dad. (S13 Ep18)

Frying Game: Homer and Marge are framed for murder and face the electric chair. Guest starring Carmen Electra as herself. (S13 Ep21)

Marge on the Lam: Marge and her new friend Ruth Powers set off on a Thelma and Louise-style adventure, with Chief Wiggum and Homer in hot pursuit... (S5 Ep6/22)

Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood: During an all-syrup Squishee bender, Bart joins the junior campers, and ends up taking the embarrassing - and dangerous - Homer on a river rafting trip. (S5 Ep8/22)

Throw Grampa from the Dane: The Simpsons visit Denmark and all fall in love with it - except Homer. Meanwhile, Grampa needs a serious operation. (S29 Ep20/21)

A steam engine enthusiast makes an ambitious journey across Devon in an 80-year-old steamroller. Near Falmouth, two champion freedivers explore a spectacular underwater cave. (S4 Ep3/4)

Champion Olympic cyclist Victoria Pendleton visits Wood Green, in search of a dog who she can co-parent with her mum. And lovebirds Shai and Orin meet Polo the lurcher. (S2 Ep8)

A lively French bulldog meets drag queen John and partner Sammy. Peaches the lurcher has not one but two dates. But can the unluckiest dog on the books finally find a home? (S4 Ep8)

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Can Red Bull win the top step back here at Imola and match the McLaren's new-found speed, after Lando Norris won in Miami? Lee McKenzie presents.

At London's Victoria Station, a romantic milkman plays his heart out. There's a soulful rugby player. And Lang Lang hails 'the new Bach'. But who's going to the final? (S2 Ep4)

This time on the 'Box: Eurovision Song Contest, Bridgerton, Love Triangle Australia, Double the Money, Marcus Wareing Simply Provence and BBC News (northern lights). (S23 Ep14)

Britain's sharpest armchair critics have been watching: The Traitors, Gino's Cooking up Love, Lady Chatterley's Lover, I Can See Your Voice, Blowing LA and White Christmas. (S20 Ep14)