Channel 4 Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

Bear's Den Pizza: Brad and Steven's pizza joint in Conway, Arkansas, was initially a success, but business dipped when it developed a reputation for passionless food... (S3 Ep8) [SL]

(2019) Crime drama. A young ex-con wants to be a priest so much that he pretends to be one. But trouble soon finds him. In Polish/subs. Strong language/violence/sex/drugs.

A quick peek at some of the Strawbridges' best moments at the chateau, from series seven.

Leeds area. Choir teacher Dionne serves up a menu that mixes European and Caribbean flavours, with a carnival flourish for good measure. Does it hit the right notes for her guests? (Ep1/5)

Leeds area. Finance director Jane plans a fine dining menu of homemade ravioli, pork and panna cotta. But Denver is still upset about Jane calling her a goth. (Ep2/5)

Leeds area. Drama teacher and DJ Denver aims to bring a taste of Ibiza to Yorkshire, with a Spanish menu, Prosecco van and stilt walkers. But Darren finds it all a bit cringeworthy. (Ep3/5)

Leeds area. Local legend Billy serves up tried-and-tested dinner party favourites. And the best is yet to come at the end of the night with a Frank Sinatra impersonator! (Ep4/5)

Leeds area. Darren plans to put a fancy twist on an apparently basic menu. But Billy is concerned about how much mustard Darren is using. (Ep5/5)

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Marcus Brigstocke joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.

Coach in Love Part 1: Coach falls madly in love with an attractive woman named Irene, who agrees to marry him. True to form, Sam takes a romantic interest in Irene's daughter. (S3 Ep6/25)

Coach in Love Part 2: Irene has won two million dollars on the lottery and called off the wedding, but Coach remains convinced that she will come back to him on their big day. (S3 Ep7/25)

Getting Even: Ray embarrasses Debra at a school auction but then worries about the ways in which his wife could take revenge on him. (S3 Ep4)

The Visit: Debra is shocked when she suddenly realises that she wishes her mother was more like Marie... (S3 Ep5)

Halloween Candy: Debra thinks that it's Ray's turn to take charge of birth control, so he decides to have his 'wires cut', but then chickens out... (S3 Ep6)

Moving Out: Robert decides that he is too old to be living with his parents, so he moves in with another elderly couple - who turn out to be carbon copies of Frank and Marie. (S3 Ep7)

The Club: Sibling rivalry is rampant in the Crane household as Frasier and Niles compete for election into a prestigious gentlemen's club. (S2 Ep18)

Someone to Watch Over Me: Frasier is nominated for a broadcasting award but has to call in a bodyguard when he is pestered by an unlikely stalker. (S2 Ep19)

Breaking the Ice: When Frasier realises that he's never heard his father say 'I love you' to him, he decides to crash his dad and Niles' fishing trip for a spot of bonding. (S2 Ep20)

An Affair to Forget: Frasier gets a call from a woman who believes her husband, a fencing instructor, is having an affair. It's odd that Maris is now passionate about fencing... (S2 Ep21)

Tim and Pru look back over their many great adventures along northern England's canals, some of the best examples of the golden age of the waterways, including the Leeds to Liverpool canal.

Channel 4's midday news summary.

Why do a couple from Norwich have shoes in their bread oven? A family from Eastbourne move to an abandoned village in Portugal. (Ep11/20)

MGA Roadster: Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend tackle one of their biggest challenges: a 1959 MGA Roadster that's been rusting in a damp barn for almost 40 years. (S6 Ep1/10)

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Ranvir Singh joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.

Clement and Tracy-Anne want to escape south London's weather for the sunshine of Marbella in southern Spain. Jean Johansson searches for their perfect family holiday home for £250,000.

The new series continues. Can Tracey and Rob restore their castle's chapel in time for their own wedding? And Joanne and Geoff find rare original features in their Victorian home. (S2 Ep6)

...Are They Now?: We catch up with expats chasing their dream lives abroad. The owners of a Spanish hotel feel financial pressures, and did a barman's business survive Covid? (S5 Ep1)

The competition begins in Carmarthenshire, at Louise and Rob's health-conscious retreat, where a gut-healthy breakfast leaves some B&Bers yearning for a fry-up.

The Seemingly Never-Ending Story: When Homer and Lisa get trapped in a cave, she tells him about a day she spent with Mr Burns after a goat chased her into his mansion. (S17 Ep13/22)

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

A party election broadcast by the Social Democratic Party.

In a chocolate-fuelled contest, the final six teams create gourmet and fusion bars, and a gravity-defying showpiece suspended from the ceiling. Whose hopes hang in the balance? (S9 Ep7/10)

...Britain's Broken Economy with Tim Harford: Britain feels underfunded and falling apart. Leading economist Tim Harford reveals what the numbers really tell us about the state we're in.

Some of the most memorable stories from the A&Es of south London, including part-time wrestlers Kieran and James, and 79-year-old Carole, who is confused and may have had a stroke.

Series re-examining the evidence from British au pair Louise Woodward's murder trial 25 years ago. Includes interviews with witnesses, defence, prosecution and jury. (Ep1/3) [SL]