Comedy Xtra Schedule, Thu, 23 May 2024 (United Kingdom)

The List: The boys steal a list from the girls which rates their looks from the cutest to the ugliest. Spirits plummet, while for others egos inflate! Can the ghost of Abraham Lincoln help? (S11, E14)

Tonsil Trouble: A botched blood transfusion results in Cartman getting AIDS. How far will he go to find a cure? Kyle had better watch out... (S12, E01)

Space Madness: Commander Hoek (Ren) and Cadet Stimpy are on a mission to explore the cosmos. The Boy Who Cried Rat!: The pair hatch a plan to get money and food; disguise Ren as a mouse. (S1, E03)

Fire Dogs: Disguised as dalmatians to get food and shelter, Ren and Stimpy get jobs as fire dogs. The Littlest Giant: In another one of Stimpy's bedtime stories, Ren dreams he is Wee Ren. (S1, E04)

A parade of Shatner's friends boldly go where no one has gone before; on William Shatner's ****list. Incl. Farrah Fawcett, Nichelle Nichols, Patton Oswalt, George Takei, Betty White, and Fred Willard.

Choke: Butt-Head chokes on a chicken nugget and Beavis inadvertently saves the day after some brain-dead attempts at trying the Heimlich maneuver. (S5, E04)

Wiegel's Couple's Therapy: Wiegel needs someone to join her in couple's therapy because her insurance for personal psychiatry ran out. Aziz Ansari and Jane Lynch guest. Season finale. (S6, E15)

Let's Shoot a White Guy: The deputies seek to shoot an unarmed white guy to prove they aren't racially biased. Dangle and Junior respond to an unruly airline passenger. (S7, E01)

Treegasm: Mark helps an old tree get its groove back, Callie is driven mad with Painful Mortal Shedding, and Randall loses his favourite non-vital organ. (S1, E05)

So, You Want To Be A Vampire?: Mark walks a young couple through the trials of vampire love, Frank has to take anger management classes, and "Larry King disease" ravages New York. (S1, E06)

Sara Pascoe, alongside team captains Alan Davies & Darren Harriott, welcome Eastenders' Natalie Cassidy, Phil Wang, Cariad Lloyd, and Larry Dean into their loft to play an array of games. (S1, E08)

The guys head to the mall completing challenges while spinning the "Wheel of Faces", ask "Did I Deserve That?" to confused customers, and save strangers from being shot with a water gun. (S9, E17)

The guys ask strangers to hold a random object for them chosen by the other guys, then team-up and teach business seminars, controlled by the others. (S9, E19)

Blind Curve: Jake's former best friend and person that caused his blindness returns to town wanting Jake's forgiveness. (S2, E11)

Santa On Ice: A department store Santa drops by Dr. Becker's waiting room and drops off more than John expected. Reggie's thinking of a Christmas party but will it be a thought that counts? (S2, E12)

The Hypocratic Oath: Reggie and a fellow student study rat behaviour using a maze. Coincidentally, John's waiting room turns into a maze of boxes when Linda orders too many supplies. (S2, E13)

The Rumour: A rumour spreads through the office and diner that John is dying when he suddenly begins eating healthy food and tries to control his temper. (S2, E14)

The One With The Birth Mother: Monica and Chandler travel to Ohio to meet a pregnant woman, Erica (Anna Farris), who is considering them to adopt her child when it's born. (S10, E09)

The One Where Chandler Gets Caught: Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with another woman. After following him to the suburbs, they suspect he might be cheating. (S10, E10)

The One Where It All Began: After Rachel leaves her fiancé at the altar, she moves in with Monica and finds that life isn't so easy without Daddy's credit cards. (S1, E01)

The One With The Sonogram At The End: Ross's lesbian ex-wife is pregnant with his child, and he doesn't like her choice of a last name for the baby. (S1, E02)

Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. This episode features; Just one of those days, manic monday, water falls, and another one bites the dust. (S2, E10)

The show that lifts the lid on the funnier side of crime. Crime-based-comedy featuring motoring misdemeanors, citizens arrests and delinquent animals. Joe Thomas (The Inbetweeners) narrates. (S1, E15)

The show that lifts the lid on the funnier side of crime. Criminal capers including bad getaways, racoons in a freezer, and OAPs out for justice. Joe Thomas (The Inbetweeners) narrates. (S1, E16)

Join Joe, Q, Sal and Murr for an Awards Special unlike any other, as they honour and celebrate moments of cinematic mastery and outstanding achievement. Incl.; Best Challenge Award, Best Kiss Award.

Murder She Snored: Daria goes to sleep to investigate the theft of a history exam. (S4, E04)

The F Word: Daria struggles with a class assignment on self-discovery. (S4, E05)

The Hypocratic Oath: Reggie and a fellow student study rat behaviour using a maze. Coincidentally, John's waiting room turns into a maze of boxes when Linda orders too many supplies. (S2, E13)

The Rumour: A rumour spreads through the office and diner that John is dying when he suddenly begins eating healthy food and tries to control his temper. (S2, E14)

Clash Of The Taylors: Randy and Tim face off over Binford's environmental policies when Randy writes an article for his school newspaper. Jill gets an internship counseling families. (S7, E02)

Room At The Top: The family is driving Jill crazy and she is having a hard time getting any of her studies/work done and decides to let Tim build her a room all of her own... (S7, E03)

The Big LeBaxter: Mike's penchant for winning takes over after Reverend Paul steals Mandy, the best bowler on Team Baxter, to bowl for the Holy Rollers in the church league. (S8, E19)

Extrasensory Deception: Mike is a guest on Ryan's podcast, wherein he professes his interest in the darker side of the modern superhero. This irritates Kyle. (S8, E20)

How You Like Them Pancakes? Mike agrees to let Vanessa have a movie night with all three daughters. Jen's first few days of employment at Outdoor Man Grill become annoying. Season finale. (S8, E21)

Time Flies: Following a series of time jumps, Mandy and Kyle are now raising their three-year old daughter, Sarah, while Kristin and Ryan also have a young daughter. (S9, E01)

Well loved comedian and actor Jack Whitehall performs his biting stand-up routine in the round before a huge London audience.

The One With The Ballroom Dancing: Joey teaches the building superintendent ballroom dancing in order to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. (S4, E04)

The One With Joey's New Girlfriend: Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. However, little does he know, it's exactly the opposite. (S4, E05)

The One With The Dirty Girl: Ross's new girlfriend seems nearly perfect until he discovers that her apartment is incredibly dirty. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend. (S4, E06)

The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line: Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Kathy. Ross starts playing the keyboard again and everyone apart from Phoebe thinks he's terrible. (S4, E07)