Comedy Central HD Schedule Today (United Kingdom)

Episode #12
Here Comes The Neighbourhood: Token is picked on for being rich so decides to market the town as a millionaire's playground - cue Will Smith and Snoop Dogg moving in! Class war follows! (S5, E12)

Episode #13
Kenny Dies: When Kenny is diagnosed with a terminal illness, Stan takes it especially hard. Will Cartman's truck load of foetuses help with a cure? Or does he have other plans for them... (S5, E13)

Episode #14
Pool Toys: Beavis and Butt-Head are hired by Tom Anderson to pave the cement foundation for his swimming pool. (S4, E14)

Episode #16
Beavis & Butt-Head's Island: While picking up change from an empty store fountain, Beavis and Butt-Head wind up 'stranded' on the pool's plastic island. (S4, E16)

Episode #18
Date Bait: Lolita and Tanqueray trick Beavis and Butt-Head into giving them their movie tickets by feigning romantic interest in them. (S4, E18)

Episode #22
Pipe Of Doom: Beavis and Butthead are exploring a construction site, when Butthead starts to crawl inside of pipe and gets stuck. (S4, E22)

Episode #7
Dangle's Retirement Plan: Dangle and Cindy show off the skills on which they plan to retire. (S8, E07)

Jon Stewart sits down with host of "The Stephen A. Smith Show;" host/executive producer of ESPN's "First Take;" and bestselling author- Stephen A. Smith.

Episode #10
The One Where Chandler Gets Caught: Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with another woman. After following him to the suburbs, they suspect he might be cheating. (S10, E10)

Episode #16
The One With Rachel's Going Away Party: At Rachel's going away party, she gives each of the friends, except Ross, an individual goodbye, leaving Ross confused and hurt as to why. (S10, E16)

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Episode #21
No, No, Godot: Tim, Jill, Al and Ilene are to double date at a play, but first Tim and Al have to sell tickets to a hockey game. Tim and Al get caught scalping the tickets. (S4, E21)

Episode #22
Tool Time After Dark (1): After eating Polish food, Tim's stomach is bothering him so he stays up all night watching old Tool Time episodes. (S4, E22)

Episode #23
Tool Time After Dark (2): After eating Polish food, Tim's stomach is bothering him so he stays up all night watching old Tool Time episodes. (S4, E23)

Episode #24
Sisters And Brothers: Jill's globetrotting photographer sister, Carrie, comes to stay. Tim helps his brother, Marty, move house. (S4, E24)

Episode #20
Animal Wrongs: Mandy's new boyfriend turns out to be an animal rights activist. Kyle discovers through an online site that, like Ed, he is Basque, and Ed embraces him as his "brother." (S1, E20)

Episode #22
This Bud's For You: When Mike's dad, Bud, moves to town to be the builder on the new Outdoor Man store, Vanessa is concerned that some of Bud's ways might elevate Mike's high blood pressure. (S1, E22)

Episode #8
Liza Tarbuck, along with team captains Sue Perkins and Guz Khan, invite a gaggle of guests round to play party games. Tonight features Jodie Kidd, Jenny Ryan, and Tolu Ogunmefun. (S1, E08)

Episode #7
Sammy and Me: Stimpy's Sammy Mantis Jr. fan club kit arrives in the mail and Stimpy is overjoyed. The Last Temptation: Ren has a near death experience and is shown the error of his ways. (S5, E07)

Episode #9
Teenage Stimpy: Stimpy starts his journey into teenagedom, complete with all its trials and tribulations. Who's Stupid Now?: Ren & Stimpy find out they are about to be cancelled. (S5, E09)

Episode #9
The One With Phoebe's Dad: Phoebe tries to track down her real father. Meanwhile, Ross asks Rachel to make a list of pros and cons about him. (S2, E09)

Episode #10
The One With Russ: While dating a guy named Russ, Rachel can't see his uncanny resemblance to Ross. Meanwhile, Monica gets back together with "fun Bobby". (S2, E10)

Episode #11
The One With The Lesbian Wedding: Monica caters the wedding of Ross's ex-wife and her lesbian lover. Meanwhile, Rachel's mum comes to visit with news that she is divorcing her father. (S2, E11)

Episode #12
The One After the Superbowl (1): Ross travels to San Diego to visit Marcel, his monkey. Meanwhile, Joey is stalked by a rather attractive fan of his TV show. Guest stars Brooke Shields. (S2, E12)

Episode #13
The One After the Superbowl (2): Rachel and Monica compete for the affections of Jean-Claude Van Damme after meeting him on a movie set. Julia Roberts also guest-stars. (S2, E13)

Episode #14
The One With The Prom Video: Monica and Rachel's prom video reveals Monica's former girth, Rachel's former nose and the way Ross has always felt about Rachel. (S2, E14)

Episode #15
The One Where Ross And Rachel...You Know: Ross and Rachel finally sleep together. Monica becomes infatuated with one of her parents' friends (Tom Selleck) for whom she caters a party. (S2, E15)

Episode #16
The One Where Joey Moves Out: After having a fight with Chandler, Joey moves out. Monica's father finds out that his best friend (Tom Selleck) and Monica are dating. (S2, E16)

Episode #17
The One Where Eddie Moves In: Joey considers moving back in with Chandler, but Chandler has a new roommate. A record producer wants to make a music video for Phoebe's song, "Smelly Cat". (S2, E17)

Episode #18
The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies: Joey's soap opera character gets dropped down an elevator shaft after Joey brags of writing his own lines in an interview. (S2, E18)

Episode #19
The One Where Eddie Won't Go: Chandler demands that his bizarre new roommate, Eddie, moves out, but he doesn't seem to get the message. (S2, E19)

Episode #20
The One Where Old Yeller Dies: Phoebe's world view is shattered when she learns how "Old Yeller" really ends. Monica becomes jealous when Richard starts hanging with Joey and Chandler. (S2, E20)

Episode #21
The One With The Bullies: Chandler and Ross run into two bullies at the coffee shop, one of whom steals Chandler's hat. Meanwhile, Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had. (S2, E21)

Episode #22
The One With Two Parties: Complications ensue when Rachel's estranged parents show up at the surprise party that the gang planned for her. (S2, E22)

Episode #23
The One With The Chicken Pox: Phoebe catches chicken pox from the baby just as her navy boyfriend (special guest-star Charlie Sheen) surfaces for the first time in two years. (S2, E23)

Episode #24
The One With Barry & Mindy's Wedding: Rachel agrees to be maid of honour at her ex-fiancé's wedding. Monica ponders her future with Richard after he tells her he doesn't want children. (S2, E24)

Episode #3
...Dad. In Texas Barney and Bradley visit a space centre, learn how to fire tanks and hear tales about UFOs. They follow in the footsteps of astronauts as they undertake centrifuge training. (S1, E03)

Episode #4
...Dad. In New Orleans, Bradley & Barney find time to meet a Voodoo High Priest, visit the home of alligators, and check out the famous French Quarter, the home of the Mardi Gras parade. (S1, E04)

Russell performs his usual gleefully juvenile brand of social commentary and discusses some of the joy to be found in everyday experiences. Recorded in front of his home crowd in Bristol.

Episode #8
Beige Lives Matter?: Budget cuts won't stop these deputy sheriffs from proving that no other law-enforcement officers are better at not doing their jobs. (S8, E08)

Episode #5
Colin gets bossy playing the "Hollywood Director" and there's a time-bending game of "Forward Rewind". Guest performers are Olympic synchronised swimmers Mary Killman & Mariya Koroleva. (S1, E05)

Episode #6
Enjoy the cast's vocal talents as they improvise a musical hit in "Three-Headed Broadway Star", and Gary & Wayne serenade guest Wilson Bethel in "Duet". (S1, E06)