Comedy Central HD Schedule Today (United Kingdom)

Episode #5
Terrance and Phillip - Behind The Blow: The boys face death at the hands of some unhinged environmentalists unless they can re-unite Terrance and Phillip for a show at Earth Day Festival! (S5, E05)

Episode #6
Cartmanland: When Cartman inherits $1million and purchases his own theme park, Stan starts to question his faith in God. It's not long before things start to go out of control for Cartman. (S5, E06)

Episode #7
Proper Condom Use: After Cartman and Stan play "red rocket" with their dogs, their parents decide it's time for some school sex education. What the school provides creates worse problems! (S5, E07)

Episode #8
Towelie: Stan's mother buys the boys a console called The Okama Gamesphere but it is stolen whilst they are at school. To get it back they must help a talking towel take on the government! (S5, E08)

Episode #5
Beware of the Butt: Beavis & Butt-Head harass the customers at a drive-in movie theater. (S2, E05)

Episode #7
Dangle's Retirement Plan: Dangle and Cindy show off the skills on which they plan to retire. (S8, E07)

Episode #2
We meet the man who had to follow Martin Luther King Jr.'s 1963 "I Have A Dream" speech and two friends discuss their theories on what happens to their poop after they flush. (S2, E02)

Michael Kosta unpacks the fallout as Musk & Trump's feud goes nuclear, incl. threats of an Epstein files leak. Jonathan D. Cohen discusses his new book, "Losing Big: America's Bet on Sports Gambling".

Episode #6
The One With Ross's Grant: Ross applies for a paleontology grant and finds out that Charlie's ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart (Greg Kinnear), reviews the applications. (S10, E06)

Episode #7
The One With the Home Study: Monica and Chandler nervously prepare for a visit from an adoption worker, who confides that she slept with, and was then dumped, by a guy named "Joey". (S10, E07)

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Episode #1
Michael McIntyre returns with his award-winning show from the London Palladium. Will Bear Grylls survive Send To All? and Liam Payne performs. (S5, E01)

Episode #3
The One With Ross's Tan: Ross goes to a tanning salon but fails to follow the "simple" instructions. Meanwhile, Rachel and Joey struggle to make the transition from friends to lovers. (S10, E03)

Episode #4
The One With the Cake: On Emma's first birthday, Rachel convinces everyone to delay their plans so they can attend her party but plans go awry when a promiscuous birthday cake arrives... (S10, E04)

Episode #5
The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-sits: Rachel's self indulgent sister (Christina Applegate) visits and despite Ross' protests, Rachel lets her babysit Emma. (S10, E05)

Episode #6
The One With Ross's Grant: Ross applies for a paleontology grant and finds out that Charlie's ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart (Greg Kinnear), reviews the applications. (S10, E06)

Episode #7
The One With the Home Study: Monica and Chandler nervously prepare for a visit from an adoption worker, who confides that she slept with, and was then dumped, by a guy named "Joey". (S10, E07)

Episode #8
The One With the Late Thanksgiving: Monica prepares a fabulous Thanksgiving feast for the gang, but she becomes furious when everyone arrives late to the gathering. (S10, E08)

Episode #9
The One With The Birth Mother: Monica and Chandler travel to Ohio to meet a pregnant woman, Erica (Anna Farris), who is considering them to adopt her child when it's born. (S10, E09)

Episode #10
The One Where Chandler Gets Caught: Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with another woman. After following him to the suburbs, they suspect he might be cheating. (S10, E10)

Episode #11
The One Where The Stripper Cries: Rachel and Monica hire a male stripper (Danny DeVito) for Phoebe's bachelorette party, but when he gets there, Phoebe insults him and he starts to cry. (S10, E11)

Episode #12
The One With Phoebe's Wedding: Phoebe's big day becomes disastrous as deliveries go awry and a blizzard forces the plans to change. Meanwhile, Chandler and Ross compete to be a groomsman. (S10, E12)

Episode #13
The One Where Joey Speaks French: Phoebe tries to teach Joey French for an upcoming play, but becomes frustrated by Joey's lack of 'flair' for languages. (S10, E13)

Episode #14
The One With Princess Consuela: Joey feels abandoned when Monica and Chandler try to buy a house, but he finds solace with the sellers' precocious 8-year-old daughter (Dakota Fanning). (S10, E14)

When a shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organized crooks, it's up to mild-mannered security guard Paul Blart (Kevin James), who takes his job very seriously, to save the day. (2009)

Episode #15
The One Where Estelle Dies: Joey is so upset by all of the change in his friends' lives that Phoebe goes to extreme lengths to prevent him from learning about the sudden death of his agent. (S10, E15)

Episode #16
The One With Rachel's Going Away Party: At Rachel's going away party, she gives each of the friends, except Ross, an individual goodbye, leaving Ross confused and hurt as to why. (S10, E16)

Episode #17
The Last One: After their reunion in the previous episode, Rachel tells Ross that it was 'the perfect way to say goodbye' - then he realises that he's still in love with her. Series finale. (S10, E17)

Episode #1
The duo begin their trip by picking up their 36-foot, 7.5 tonne RV from their starting point in the city of Los Angeles. They travel straight to Venice Beach and then on to Muscle Beach. (S1, E01)

Episode #2
Barney and Bradley head into the Mojave Desert towards Arizona, arriving at the famous Route 66. On the way, they stop by at Roy's Café to have their picture taken with the café's sign. (S1, E02)

Episode #1
Michael McIntyre returns with his award-winning show from the London Palladium. Will Bear Grylls survive Send To All? and Liam Payne performs. (S5, E01)

After 237 gigs across 30 countries on his fourth & biggest international tour yet, Russell Howard brings his acclaimed stand-up show to your screens with this brand new special.

Dale Denton's (Seth Rogen) enjoyment of weed may prove fatal when, whilst stoned, he witnesses a murder. Dale and his dealer (James Franco) go on the run, with a drug lord hot on their heels. (2008)

Episode #10
In "Press Conference", all is not jolly in Father Christmas' household. Guest star Chris Lee joins Wayne for a 90s soul duet covering everything from canine glands to international trade. (S13, E10)

Episode #10
Kat Graham returns for a host of hilarious improv games. There's a rare outing for "90 Second Alphabet" with a pet shop setting, followed by Kat joining in a hip-hop themed dubbing scene. (S12, E10)