Channel 4 HD Schedule Today (United Kingdom)

Handlebar: Gordon Ramsay takes on a time warp at the Handlebar restaurant and lounge in Mount Sinai, New York, where the owners are stuck in the 80s with an unenthusiastic chef. (S2 Ep6/13) [SL]

Sister Wives: Two sister wives who are married to the same man start to develop feelings for each other. Selected for the esteemed LGBTQ+ film festival award.

From the discovery of the old 19th-century wash house to the pepper pot tower library, we revisit some of the Strawbridges' best moments at the chateau from series seven of the show.

Krusty the Clown: Homer becomes a TV critic. Krusty joins the circus. (S30 Ep8/23)

The Girl on the Bus: Lisa discovers the ideal family - and lies about her own. (S30 Ep12/23)

I'm Dancing as Fat as I Can: Homer's broken promise infuriates Marge, so he studies ballroom dancing to try to win her back. (S30 Ep13/23)

From Russia Without Love: Bart orders a Russian bride for Moe. She turns Moe's life around, and he falls in love. (S30 Ep6/23)

Daddicus Finch: Lisa reads To Kill a Mockingbird and begins to observe wonderful similarities between Homer and Atticus Finch. (S30 Ep9/23)

In Nottinghamshire, Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help two sets of house-hunters desperate to fly the nest and set up on their own. But are their expectations greater than their budgets?

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Kelly Cates in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Golden Boyd: Rebecca, Sam and Woody run the bar at a party for Kelly, the daughter of a company executive. Woody competes for Kelly's attention with her arrogant boyfriend. (S7 Ep13/22)

I Kid You Not: Frasier and Lilith practise their parenting skills on Carla's precocious six-year-old son and plan to take him to a fancy restaurant, which annoys Carla. (S7 Ep14/22)

Don't Paint Your Chickens: Sam dates Erin, an exercise fan who exhausts him with her dedication to athletics and outdoor pursuits. Rebecca promotes Norm's decorating business. (S7 Ep15/22)

The Cranemakers: Frasier and a pregnant Lilith reject civilisation and move to the wilderness to enjoy a natural way of life. Woody is forced to take his first holiday in ages. (S7 Ep16/22)

Doug Out: Doug takes Arthur to the baseball to make up for calling him a demented circus monkey but ends up in trouble with the law. (S2 Ep6/25)

Dire Strayts: All is not well when Ray and Debra Barone visit. The women bond after Doug says something insensitive to Carrie, and the men try to sneak off to watch sport. (S2 Ep8/25)

Match Game: Frasier hires an attractive professional matchmaker (Laura Linney) but ends up on a string of bad dates. Meanwhile, Niles and Daphne plan a natural birth. (S11 Ep18)

Miss Right Now: Frasier is disappointed to find out that his attractive matchmaker Charlotte already has a boyfriend. (S11 Ep19)

And Frasier Makes Three: Frasier goes out to dinner with his attractive matchmaker Charlotte... and her boyfriend Frank. (S11 Ep20)

Detour: Frasier and Charlotte are stranded in the middle of nowhere when Frasier's car suddenly breaks down. (S11 Ep21)

Gordon Ramsay roams across the US, dragging restaurants out of the jaws of disaster, in just 24 hours. He starts at family-run Italian spot Bella Gianna's in Congers, New York. (S1 Ep1/8)

Channel 4's midday news summary.

An ancient well throws building plans into chaos at a 17th-century hamlet in France, while urgent repairs are needed at a community of cave houses in Andalucia. (S2 Ep26)

On the sunny Isle of Wight, Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien find an unusual three-wheeled motorbike and unearth an old projector screen that he wants to turn into a work of art. (S5 Ep4)

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Rev Kate Bottley in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Alison and Tony are after the perfect bolthole on the stunning Greek island of Corfu, with plenty of room for all their family and friends to visit. Craig Rowe shows them what £70k can buy.

The series that meets people who call our canal network home. Paul and Chris take their floating pizzeria through the Peaks, while solo boater Emma embarks on an epic adventure. (S1 Ep1/20)

At Château de Cézérac, sparks fly as Jon and Carmen try to get the power back on. Has Julia bitten off more than she can chew with a Mad Hatter's party? (S4 Ep21)

...Are They Now?: The new series concludes. In Almería, boutique hotelier Ellie has big plans. In France, wedding venue operators Lauren and James take on their biggest season. (S7 Ep15)

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

...Busiest Port: When a massive storm causes chaos, a tugboat must rescue a ferry in distress. And the police find some suspicious-looking pigeons. (Ep2)

Jamie Oliver explores the challenges and issues faced by thousands of school children with dyslexia who are left behind in an archaic education system and asks: what more can be done?

Compelling drama. A miracle birth unravels a marriage and rocks the very foundation of humankind. Starring Nicholas Pinnock and Abbey Lee.

What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of Slow Horses, Dating Naked, Celebrity Race Across the World and more? (S24 Ep1)

Barrister Sarah meets Dan, an ex-military man guilty of too many dad jokes. And besties Megan and Ellena are out on a double date hoping to have their trust in men restored. (S21 Ep3)

Sabatiello's: Gordon Ramsay sets his sights on Sabatiello's, an Italian restaurant in Connecticut, that's better known for its owner Sammy's tantrums than the food. (S2 Ep3/13) [SL]