Channel 4 HD Schedule Today (United Kingdom)

The Special Guest: Sitcom starring Alex Horne and The Horne Section. The Pope is booked as the show's special guest and Nelly takes a shine to Gemma the new work experience girl. (S2 Ep5/6) [SL]

The End?: Sitcom. Everyone is distraught when Reggie is summoned back to the US - he was the only good thing about the show! Can Alex step up? And will Lucy finally do some work? (S2 Ep6/6) [SL]

Little Girl in the Big Ten: Lisa pretends to be a student so that she can hang out with some college girls. Meanwhile, Bart is bitten by a mosquito. (S13 Ep20)

Frying Game: Homer and Marge are framed for murder and face the electric chair. Guest starring Carmen Electra as herself. (S13 Ep21)

Papa's Got a Brand New Badge: Homer, Lenny and Carl start a security firm and are given the contract to look after the town when Mayor Quimby realises how inept Chief Wiggum is. (S13 Ep22)

Hunka Hunka Burns in Love: Homer gets a job writing fortune cookie messages, one of which tells Mr Burns he will find love. (S13 Ep4)

From the discovery of the old 19th-century wash house to the pepper pot tower library, we revisit some of the Strawbridges' best moments at the chateau from series seven.

Kirstie and Phil search throughout Surrey, Berkshire and Hampshire for two couples' dream homes. But it's a fraught search. (S17 Ep5)

Send in the Crane: Frasier is a disaster when he takes over from Woody as a children's party clown. Sam is insensitive when the daughter of an old girlfriend catches his eye. (S7 Ep9/22)

Bar Wars II: The Woodman Strikes Back: On the day of the annual Boston Bloody Mary Competition, Sam and the Cheers gang are determined to beat Gary's Old Town Tavern. (S7 Ep10/22)

Adventures in Housesitting: Rebecca housesits for one of the company executives and looks after his pet dog, but when Sam comes over to lend a hand, the hound escapes. (S7 Ep11/22)

Please Mr Postman: Sam still believes he can win over Rebecca, especially when she admits there is a song that makes her feel romantic. Cliff trains a new female postal worker. (S7 Ep12/22)

Boo!: Frasier dresses up as a clown to help cure a patient of her phobia, but ends up giving Martin a shock that leads him to make a major decision. (S11 Ep16)

Coots and Ladders: Frasier feels guilty after resorting to crime to spice up his life, but his attempts to put things straight have embarrassing consequences. (S11 Ep17)

The teams make 24 identical Le Petit Antoine and 24 re-invented fruit tarts, and create serenity with a Japanese-garden-inspired showpiece adorned with roll cakes. (S10 Ep2/10)

Astronaut Tim Peake tells us about his tour. Professor Green talks about his new single. There's chat with Ben McKenzie, Sian Gibson and Rosie Cavaliero. And there's music from Yungblud.

The Girl on the Bus: Lisa discovers the ideal family - and lies about her own. (S30 Ep12/23)

I'm Dancing as Fat as I Can: Homer's broken promise infuriates Marge, so he studies ballroom dancing to try to win her back. (S30 Ep13/23)

From Russia Without Love: Bart orders a Russian bride for Moe. She turns Moe's life around, and he falls in love. (S30 Ep6/23)

Daddicus Finch: Lisa reads To Kill a Mockingbird and begins to observe wonderful similarities between Homer and Atticus Finch. (S30 Ep9/23)

The competition kicks off in Inverness, where Dean and his daughter Chelsie reckon their B&B's premium location will pay dividends.

On day two, can singer Marilyn and her mum Agnes hit the high notes at Bogenraith House in Aberdeenshire?

Most of the B&Bers are tickled pink by the pods at Pamela's Aberdeenshire glampsite - apart from one pair, who aren't happy glampers.

Sharmin and Sarah host the week's final visit at their expansive 35-room hotel in Perth, where the breakfast setup confuses everyone.

It's a feisty old payment day after a week packed to the gills with gripes. You could cut the tension with a knife! Fortunately, we haven't given any of them knives.

Shariqa and Imani have struggled to keep their Cambridgeshire renovation project on schedule. Can Stacey help them finally fly the nest? (Ep5/6)

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

...for Stand Up To Cancer: Joe Locke, Rev Richard Coles, Adam Hills and Sara Cox take on biscuit bars and pastry and recreate their famous best friend in the Showstopper.

...Victorian Restoration: The community in Masham in the Yorkshire Dales roll up their sleeves to restore a derelict Victorian grocer's and bring life back to their high street. (Ep1)

Guy Martin tours Vietnam, from fields to factories, to see how the one-party state has become an economic powerhouse. Guy takes a local electric vehicle for a high-speed test drive. (Ep2/2)

Surprise: The final series continues. June hides in an unexpected place. (S6 Ep6)

(1996) Adults-only thriller with Samuel L Jackson and Matthew McConaughey. When a man's daughter is raped, he takes lethal revenge. Can an inexperienced lawyer save him?