Channel 4 HD Schedule Today (United Kingdom)

Amy's Baking Company: At Amy's Baking Company in Scottsdale, Arizona, Gordon Ramsay meets a husband and wife team with a shocking contempt for customer feedback. (S6 Ep11/16) [SL]

Milton Keynes. The first host, Ray Dodd, finds his guests hard to please. With his starter rejected and a main returned, he's left sweating over his chances of winning the prize... (Ep1/5)

Milton Keynes. Michelle's black-tie evening doesn't go to plan, as her guests diss her food and call the main course 'poison'. Will her luck turn with the Monte Carlo entertainment? (Ep2/5)

Milton Keynes. Joke-loving Stuart offers his guests a flavour of the Serengeti. Can his exotic menu and parlour games smooth over the insults and tensions of the previous nights? (Ep3/5)

Milton Keynes. Choir director Joseph gives his guests a warm welcome, as he serves Ghanaian dishes of chicken liver pâté and groundnut soup with coconut rice, and a musical treat. (Ep4/5)

Milton Keynes. After a tension-filled week, country lover Susan is confident that she can bring the group together with her back-to-basics French food and origami masterclass. (Ep5/5)

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help two couples with very different aims and budgets hunt for homes in north-east London's competitive property market. (S17 Ep4)

Those Lips, Those Ice: Carla awaits Eddie's return from his latest road trip with the ice show, but she's angry when she discovers he may be fooling around with one of the cast. (S7 Ep5/22)

Norm, Is That You?: Norm's hidden talents as an interior designer are discovered after Frasier and Lilith fire their decorator and get him to spruce up their apartment. (S7 Ep6/22)

How to Win Friends and Electrocute People: Cliff is depressed when nobody visits him in hospital after he has his appendix removed, so he decides to overhaul his personality. (S7 Ep7/22)

Jumping Jerks: Norm, Cliff and Woody decide to prove their masculinity by going skydiving, but they're too scared to jump out of the plane and must lie about it on their return. (S7 Ep8/22)

The Ann Who Came to Dinner: Frasier invites Roz's insurance agent friend Ann - with whom he once shared a disastrous date - over for dinner. (S11 Ep13)

Freudian Sleep: Frasier gets the wrong end of the stick when he overhears Martin inviting Eddie on his romantic weekend away with Ronee, and invites himself along. (S11 Ep14)

Caught in the Act: Frasier agrees to get Roz tickets for Alice to see child entertainer Nanny G, who also happens to be his ex-wife. (S11 Ep15)

Little Girl in the Big Ten: Lisa pretends to be a student so that she can hang out with some college girls. Meanwhile, Bart is bitten by a mosquito. (S13 Ep20)

Frying Game: Homer and Marge are framed for murder and face the electric chair. Guest starring Carmen Electra as herself. (S13 Ep21)

Papa's Got a Brand New Badge: Homer, Lenny and Carl start a security firm and are given the contract to look after the town when Mayor Quimby realises how inept Chief Wiggum is. (S13 Ep22)

Hunka Hunka Burns in Love: Homer gets a job writing fortune cookie messages, one of which tells Mr Burns he will find love. (S13 Ep4)

...Professionals: In Edinburgh, Divino Enoteca take on Ed and James's foraged fodder and Aurora's vegan fare, in a week featuring seasoning scrutiny and portion size put-downs. (S2 Ep11/20)

Liam and Patrycja treat their guests to an afternoon of pie making during a visit to their B&B in Melton Mowbray, Leicestershire.

Father and daughter Shane and Emily hope to dazzle with the décor at their place in Hampshire, before a visit to a farm descends into mudslinging - literally.

The B&Bers visit Simon and Harriet's old-school village pub in Northamptonshire, where the bacon gets a bashing at breakfast.

Louis and Michael's luxurious interiors wow their guests in Suffolk. But one pair are perturbed by the hosts' lavish approach.

The B&Bers meet one last time on payment day to clash over cleanliness and spar over sleep scores, before the payments are revealed and we find out who's won.

Patricia and Mark have set their sights on moving to beautiful Lazio in Italy. Laura Hamilton shows them what £330k can buy, but will they find the perfect place?

Furniture maker Lucinda wants to construct a beautifully crafted, two-storey, highly-insulated timber home in woodland in South Herefordshire... without using heavy machinery.

List It: In Whitley Bay, Sarah, Sean and their five kids share six bedrooms - and one bathroom! Will knocking down walls fix things? Or should they leave their seaside spot? (S10 Ep3)

...Home: George helps people to make their period homes fit for modern life. In Manchester, an Edwardian home's dragged kicking and screaming into the modern day. (S9 Ep1/4)

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

...from Above: Series following some of the world's most stunning railway journeys. This episode looks at the Glacier Express, which connects Swiss towns St Moritz and Zermatt. (Ep1/6)

The legendary locomotive is transformed from a rusting relic of a bygone age of steam to a fully restored flyer for a new generation of fans. (Ep2/2)

(2022) Action with Liam Neeson as a septuagenarian hitman; Monica Bellucci as a villain who hires hitmen to hit him, and Guy Pearce as an FBI agent investigating it all.

(2014) Mark Wahlberg stars in part four of the sci-fi action saga. The US has banned co-operation with Autobot and Decepticon aliens. But some have their own agenda.