W HD Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

The versatile comedienne returns with more hilarious sketches. Includes an introduction to Bernie's sisters, and Lauren receiving a proposal. With guest star Bonnie Langford. S3 Ep3

Goss vs Joseph: An old-school mother of 8 kids swaps lives with a gay millennial dad of 2 infants who believes that the old ways aren't always the best. S12 Ep4

Fern's House: Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen joins the celebrity panel to identify the real owner of a converted barn in Ashford, Kent. S1 Ep1

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New. Ricochet: Jo's team is summoned to the scene of a road traffic accident but ends up dealing with a teenager found fatally wounded in a nearby park. S29 Ep10

New. Impact: Morale within the team picks up as the hunt for Paul Sorrel's killer begins to make progress following revelations from the dead youngster's cousin. S29 Ep11

New. The Truth Will Out: Suspicion falls on the father of a four-year-old boy who goes missing from his garden, but CCTV footage tells a different story. S29 Ep12

New. Great Power: Jack directs an operation to keep rival football fans apart, but ends up unwittingly channelling a group of them into a dangerous situation. S29 Ep13

New. Great Responsibility: Preparing to face a hostile media over the football crowd murder, Commander Kennedy is shocked to learn her own son is under suspicion. S29 Ep14

Ben Shephard hosts the quiz show in which four players take on an extraordinary machine in the hope of winning its 10,000 pound jackpot. S9 Ep102

Ben Shephard hosts the quiz show in which four players take on an extraordinary machine in the hope of winning its 10,000 pound jackpot. S9 Ep103

Ben Shephard hosts the quiz show in which four players take on an extraordinary machine in the hope of winning its 10,000 pound jackpot. S9 Ep104

Ben Shephard hosts the quiz show in which four players take on an extraordinary machine in the hope of winning its 10,000 pound jackpot. S9 Ep105

Misery: Janey is appalled when her mother comes to visit at university - especially when she begins to reminisce about her own student days. How sad is that? S3 Ep8

Auto Erotica: The country's number one domestic sitcom with fine actors Robert Lindsay and Zoe Wanamaker. Nick wins an old car in a poker game, and intends to break it up for parts. S3 Ep9

A Handful of Dust: Laughs with the Harpers - are families really that bonkers? Ben gets a surprise when his birthday is forgotten. S3 Ep10

The Lost Weekend: Here's an episode of the family comedy Mum and Dad can relate to. When the children go away for the weekend, Ben and Susan finally have some time to themselves. S3 Ep11

Ghosts: Domestic comedy with two of our finest thespians. A name from the past comes back to haunt Susan, who is determined to dampen the old flame - but not before Ben gets singed. S3 Ep12

One Flew out of the Cuckoo's Nest: Ben gets his hopes up that finally one of his kids will move out when Nick decides to get his own flat. But every silver lining has a cloud. S3 Ep13

Je Regret Nothing: Sitcom. Miranda has been caring for her ill mother for five days. Trapped in her flat, she is forced to think about her regrets. S3 Ep4

Three Little Words: As Gary prepares for the restaurant's reopening, he has never looked so attractive to Miranda. Will Stevie persuade her to say what she feels? S3 Ep5

A Brief Encounter: A fed-up Miranda makes a big decision to go travelling. She has packed her bags and is leaving, this time for good. But will Gary change her mind? S3 Ep6

The award-winning comedy sketch series. Nan visits an old friend in hospital who looks just like Leslie Phillips, and Lauren takes a job at Billy's Burger Bar. S3 Ep1

The versatile Catherine Tate returns with more character comedy and infectious catchphrases. This time, Lauren competes with Kelly for Ryan's favour. But is she bovvered?! S3 Ep2

The versatile comedienne returns with more hilarious sketches. Includes an introduction to Bernie's sisters, and Lauren receiving a proposal. With guest star Bonnie Langford. S3 Ep3

New. Healthy at Home: This episode examines how the NHS is trying to relieve pressure on hospitals by caring for patients in their own homes. S1 Ep5