TLC HD Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

Father Knows Debt. Patriarch Raul scours through vacuum canisters at the car wash to find spare change. Kia limits herself to one piece of gum, every three days. S3, Ep6

The Grass Is Always Cheaper. Jamie's garden is made up solely of silk flowers. She wants to replace her whole lawn with artificial grass, to eliminate her landscaping bill. S3, Ep7

Feast Or Famine. Cooking teacher Ron shows how to cook for lobster taste on a tuna budget. Rocker Goldy Locks converted a derelict hospital into her home for a fraction of the cost. S3, Ep8

The couples reveal their sex secrets at a dinner party. Later, during an emotional lunch, Jojo shocks Lody with her revelations about her sexuality. S3, Ep6

The Killer In The Lake. A contractor suffers a bump on his head while he is working, but days later, he finds himself in the ICU fighting for his life with something in his brain. S5, Ep5

This Could Change Everything. With just two weeks until school, Danielle gets frustrated trying to get Adam's help with the list of chores. Plus, one quint struggles with reading. S7, Ep1

Brotherly Luck. Two brothers benefit from their parents' $7 million lottery win and hunt for their own dream homes. David Bromstad heads to Sarasota, Florida to help them. S3, Ep2

The Luckiest Cape. After winning $4 million on a scratchcard, a single mum and her teenage son can move out of their one-bedroom sublet and into a beautiful home in Cape Cod. S3, Ep13

A Family Fortune. This family of seven used to living in a two-bedroom house are looking for a luxurious Californian dream home after winning nearly $1 million. S3, Ep14

Cliff Makeover. Tarek and Christina take on a mid-century house in Anaheim, CA. But bad news from the city inspector and unexpected big-ticket expenses threaten their profits. S8, Ep9

Midcentury Money Pit. Tarek and Christina flip a house in Fullerton, CA, across the street from Tarek's first flip. But, before renovating, they must deal with crumbling concrete. S8, Ep10

Love At First Gown. First-timer Rebecca is set on a glam gown but falls for her first dress, a princess gown picked by mum. Rhia wants a dramatic dress with cleavage - but not mum! S1, Ep35

Outside The Box Frocks. Harry Potter fan Jodie wants her passion for it reflected in her dress. Gothic rocker Jennifer seeks a black dress for her masquerade ball reception. S1, Ep36

Bumpshakalaka. Jimmy wants his flaky, raised alligator skin cured so he can find love. Djuka is a stubborn guy with a stubborn bump. Talina has hundreds of tumours on her body. S5, Ep5

Wake Up Call. When Jazz struggles to get out of bed, her parents worry that she's not ready to return to Harvard. Jeannette does a sexy photo shoot for her anniversary with Greg. S7, Ep6

Home Alone. Lilly's mum doesn't want the baby to have James' surname. Two weeks before her own due date, McKayla visits her newborn sister, and one of the teen girls is given a ring. S1, Ep4

Confessions. Meri is not over the recent catfishing incident and decides to attempt a therapy session with Janelle, hoping to work through conflicts from long ago. S6, Ep16

Thanksgiving: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly. Things get off to a bad start as Meri and Janelle arrange the family's Thanksgiving meal as part of the therapy to heal their relationship. S6, Ep17

We're Off To See The Wizard! The Johnstons throw a Halloween party, but can they agree on a costume theme? Stress takes a toll on Trent's health, giving the family a scare. S5, Ep1

Gone With The Windmill. Matt and Jeremy take on one of their toughest construction projects yet: a windmill cocktail bar for Zach and Tori's wedding. S11, Ep6

Heating Up. Jazz's surrogate big brother helps her prepare for Harvard. Sander introduces Noah to his friends, and things get heated on the topic of dating a trans person. S7, Ep9

Mermaid Fantasy. After a surprise pregnancy, Sarah didn't have her dream wedding, so the Queens help plan a spectacular under-the-sea vow renewal to make it a reality. S1, Ep4

Randy Will Show You The Door. Bridal model Jessica brings her outspoken clique with her to Kleinfeld's, but Randy threatens to kick them out. Plus, Marlo returns with her frank twin. S17, Ep5

25-year-old wrestler Zion was born with no legs. Now, he's battling to become a successful athlete on the world stage after a troubled start in life. S1, Ep3

It Looks Ugly, Therefore I Am Ugly. Klaire has a worrying lump on her groin which, despite being removed before, has grown back. Ciaran's lumps and bumps have ruined his confidence. S4, Ep9

Swollen, Infected, Impaled. Dr. Ruby Rose and her medical team help a patient with a dangerously swollen penis and a mechanic who has impaled his hand with a sharp tool. S1, Ep1

The Skydive Club. Adrenaline-junkies crash land in the ER after making love while skydiving. Plus, a secret quickie during a wake becomes family business when things go wrong. S1, Ep27