TLC HD Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

I Can't Stop Coughing Up Blood. A man starts coughing up blood. A newlywed husband is struck down by a rare disease. A young father experiences crippling abdominal pain. S8, Ep8

Chrystie & Treasure. A newbie couponer finds that her stockpile is slowly taking over her home. Meanwhile, another experienced couponer has a mega stockpile worth over $35,000. S1, Ep7

Amber & Tammilee. Tammilee uses her savings from couponing to pay for her holidays, whilst Amber must take her kids shopping when her babysitter is late. But will it end in tears? S1, Ep8

Pain In The Neck. John fears the large lump on his neck could become so big that it may eventually suffocate him. Shoshana is depressed because of the big growth on her forehead. S3, Ep5

Cyster Cyster. Twins Tracie and Stacie have numerous matching bumps on their heads that sometimes leak. Matt, a former Marine, has a large recurring lump in his armpit. S3, Ep6

Cystic River. Dennis has several giant growths on his head. Juan has a rare condition he hopes Dr. Lee will understand. Natalie is covered in hundreds of mysterious dark bumps. S3, Ep3

Hot Under The Collar. A priest wants a smooth outfit for her wedding day in Sicily. Plus, Rachel is concerned her recent weight gain will hamper her search for a dress. S2, Ep15

Teleshopping.

Teleshopping.

Million-Dollar Baby. A big lottery win means a family of three can move out of their cramped one-bedroom apartment. David shows them around dream properties in Binghamton, New York. S11, Ep13

Six Million Reasons To Smile. After winning $6,000,000, a couple want a life of luxury in Brevard County, Florida. David takes them on a house hunt full of sun, sand and glamour. S11, Ep14

Communal Flip. Tarek and Christina flip the worst home on the block in this Anaheim Hills neighbourhood. But the high profit margins in a desirable neighbourhood shows promise. S5, Ep7

Fire Sale Flip. Tarek and Christina find exactly what they're looking for when they are contacted by a homeowner about a great deal for a 1960's single story home. S5, Ep8

The Lowest Budget Ever. Gok faces a huge challenge when a pregnant bride reveals her tiny budget. Plus, Clare has lost four stone and has no idea what suits her new shape. S3, Ep7

The Lipoma Psychic. Roger returns and hope Dr. Lee can help with his gigantic nose growths. Christine has lost her essence due to a large growth on her shoulder. S3, Ep21

Hazel And The Sloth. The Quints and Blayke put 'Fun Dad' Adam to the test when Danielle goes to Dallas for six days. Hazel struggles to learn how to ride her bike. S6, Ep5

Baby Shower Fallout.

One On One: Part 3. In the final one-on-one interview, Kody is confronted on whether he has a 'favourite wife.' Then, Kody and Janelle discuss the conflict over holidays. S11, Ep17

No Such Thing As A Free Lunch. Christine has moved, but the fallout from her divorce remains. Janelle, Meri and Robyn struggle as the family continues to be divided. S11, Ep18

The Finnish Are Coming! The Johnstons prepare for the arrival of Joose, a Finnish exchange student. Plus, the younger kids help Trent up his social media game for his new job. S7, Ep9

The Legacy Of The Farm. Matt updates the family with news about Roloff Farms. Plus, Amy confronts him about the conflict he's caused with the family. S15, Ep10

Olivia And The Pink Limo. Adam grapples with taking all the Quints to their first Daddy-Daughter Dance. Danielle looks for new ways to welcome fitness back into her life. S6, Ep8

Brain Pimple. Robert has a tomato-sized growth on his butt cheek that causes him pain and discomfort. Sharon has a stinky, squirting cyst under her breast. S3, Ep14

Dad's Wearing Mom's Pants. After yoga fails to inspire the family to get active, Amber gets bikes for everyone. Plus, Trent and Amber surprise the family with matching tattoos. S3, Ep3

Truth Or Dare. Jonah and his friend Bryant enter their first BBQ competition. Alex confides in Jonah that his relationship with Allie is causing him stress. S9, Ep7

I Almost Patio Drowned! The family cools off with an ice water bucket challenge. Plus, Anna gets Liz and Emma's help in picking out outfits for the LPA conference. S9, Ep8

Four newly engaged couples dream of planning their fairy tale weddings. But will their fiercely disapproving families get in the way of their happy ending? S3, Ep1

The Organ Shredder. An infant is suddenly paralysed. A young father grapples with a monster that threatens to blind him. Plus, a woman's excruciating pain confounds experts. S8, Ep9