GOLD HD Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

Mammy's Coming!: The loudmouthed Irish matriarch and her family return. Agnes is upset that her son Trevor has been called back to the missions in Africa. S2 Ep2

Now the main man on BBC magazine show This Time, Alan Partridge is thrillingly in his depth. But with changes behind the scenes, could his position be in jeopardy? S2 Ep1

Alan takes to the skies with a flight in a spitfire, while Jennie comes face to face with her online troll. S2 Ep5

Calypso: The barber meets a ghost from his past and thinks it's the end of his marriage. S4 Ep5

Barry Humphries: Biography series using archive interviews to profile beloved entertainers. Australian comic Barry Humphries, aka Dame Edna Everage, regales us with some fabulous stories. S2 Ep2

Calypso: The barber meets a ghost from his past and thinks it's the end of his marriage. S4 Ep5

The Kid: Shirley invites problem-child Daisy for the weekend and she drives everyone up the wall. S4 Ep6

Hyacinth wants her neighbours to see her new suite arrive, and boasts that it's a replica of one of the Queen's! S2 Ep9

Holiday Plans: Two of Britain's finest actors, Richard Briers and Penelope Wilton, team up for the cult sitcom. Martin is keen for the Close to take a trip to the Bavarian Alps. S1 Ep4

Mrs Slocombe, Senior Person: Department store sitcom silliness - they don't make 'em like this anymore! Mrs Slocombe takes over Mr Rumbold's job when he is taken ill. S7 Ep4

Fig Biscuits and Inspirational Toilet Rolls: Take an ordinary situation, cast two top actors and bingo: classic sitcom. Fig rolls and toilet rolls - surely Arkwright can shift those? S2 Ep3

Tarzan of the Towpath: Laughs with the retired folk of Yorkshire, now joined by Frank Thornton, previously best known as Captain Peacock. Nora reveals unexpected osteopathic skills. S20 Ep2

Truly and the Hole Truth: Fun and some beautiful countryside with the ever-busy OAPs. Compo and Clegg are less than enthusiastic when Truly decides to form an active rescue team. S20 Ep3

Hyacinth wants her neighbours to see her new suite arrive, and boasts that it's a replica of one of the Queen's! S2 Ep9

Holiday Plans: Two of Britain's finest actors, Richard Briers and Penelope Wilton, team up for the cult sitcom. Martin is keen for the Close to take a trip to the Bavarian Alps. S1 Ep4

Fig Biscuits and Inspirational Toilet Rolls: Take an ordinary situation, cast two top actors and bingo: classic sitcom. Fig rolls and toilet rolls - surely Arkwright can shift those? S2 Ep3

The Miser's Hoard: He's got more hope of getting Godfrey into the Marines, but Captain Mainwaring still plots to get Frazer's hoard of gold sovereigns into his bank. Doomed, surely! S10 Ep4

Hyacinth wants her neighbours to see her new suite arrive, and boasts that it's a replica of one of the Queen's! S2 Ep9

Mrs Slocombe, Senior Person: Department store sitcom silliness - they don't make 'em like this anymore! Mrs Slocombe takes over Mr Rumbold's job when he is taken ill. S7 Ep4

Tarzan of the Towpath: Laughs with the retired folk of Yorkshire, now joined by Frank Thornton, previously best known as Captain Peacock. Nora reveals unexpected osteopathic skills. S20 Ep2

Truly and the Hole Truth: Fun and some beautiful countryside with the ever-busy OAPs. Compo and Clegg are less than enthusiastic when Truly decides to form an active rescue team. S20 Ep3

Fig Biscuits and Inspirational Toilet Rolls: Take an ordinary situation, cast two top actors and bingo: classic sitcom. Fig rolls and toilet rolls - surely Arkwright can shift those? S2 Ep3

Hyacinth wants her neighbours to see her new suite arrive, and boasts that it's a replica of one of the Queen's! S2 Ep9

Holiday Plans: Two of Britain's finest actors, Richard Briers and Penelope Wilton, team up for the cult sitcom. Martin is keen for the Close to take a trip to the Bavarian Alps. S1 Ep4

The Miser's Hoard: He's got more hope of getting Godfrey into the Marines, but Captain Mainwaring still plots to get Frazer's hoard of gold sovereigns into his bank. Doomed, surely! S10 Ep4

Number Engaged: Mainwaring's motley crew are put in charge of a vital telephone line, but get distracted by the slight matter of a bomb hanging from a telephone cable. S10 Ep5

Digger: The Lily Lineker dating agency gives Richie the chance to achieve his life's ambition - to have sex. But will he succeed? If the plot flops, Eddie's on hand to take advantage. S1 Ep1

Holy: Anarchic sitcom from those two 'orrible blokes. Christmas festivities take an unexpected turn when Spudgun and Hedgehog turn up for dinner and Richie finds a baby on the step. S1 Ep2

Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson take their sitcom to the stage in this 2001 show. Their hapless alter-egos Richie and Eddie are stranded on a Pacific island where fart gags abound!