GOLD Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?: Del is offered a 'real big earner' when his ex-partner asks him to front his new business in Australia - but are family ties too strong to go? S5 Ep6

Stag Night: The sitcom which made big stars of Martin Clunes and Neil Morrissey. Gary finally agrees to make a commitment to Dorothy, but then faces up to his last night of freedom. S6 Ep1

Wedding: Is this the end of an era for those badly behaved boys? Find out in the ultimate lads' sitcom. The big day of Gary's wedding has arrived, complete with last-minute doubts. S6 Ep2

Death: Simon Callow stars in this UKTV original sitcom. Henry is due to give the eulogy at a friend's funeral, but it's touch and go if he'll make it. S2 Ep2

Health: Simon Callow stars as a pensioner determined to grow old disgracefully. A misjudged late night dip in the sea leaves Henry and Charles very much worse for wear. S2 Ep3

The Perils of Peggy: Great British laughs with the gang at Maplin's holiday camp. Peggy becomes the scapegoat in Ted's plan to reunite Clive and Gladys. S9 Ep3

Coughs and Sneezes: Tony takes control of the shop when Desmond is struck down with the flu. S5 Ep8

Kiss of the Spiderman: Sean books Spider as a DJ for a university dance, but soon regrets his decision. S5 Ep9

Arch-snob Hyacinth has another attempt at finding a small weekend home in the country, but she and Richard have separate views on the word 'small'. S4 Ep5

Patricia Routledge gives another masterclass as the queen of social climbing. Hyacinth and Richard spend a day in their new, rather small, weekend residence. S4 Ep6

Cavaliers and Roundheads: Richard Briers and Penelope Wilton star in the classic sitcom. Martin's convinced he might stand a chance of beating Paul in a local Civil War re-enactment. S3 Ep6

Calling All Customers: Who's free to watch some classic department store comedy? Grace Brothers advertise on CB radio, and Mrs Slocombe denies that her MOT has run out. S9 Ep4

A Day Out: A day on the moors digging drains for the council is bound to offer an opportunity for Fletch to take advantage - especially with Mr Barrowclough in charge. Classic laughs. S1 Ep4

I Didn't Know Barry Could Play: The world's longest running sitcom! Tom manages to get his niece, Babs, on the road to stardom with a lunchtime booking at a pub. S22 Ep10

Getting Barry's Goat: More ripe old fun in Yorkshire. Compo's son, Tom, has now settled down in his father's old house. He's gullible enough to accept any given challenge. S23 Ep1

Patricia Routledge gives another masterclass as the queen of social climbing. Hyacinth and Richard spend a day in their new, rather small, weekend residence. S4 Ep6

Cavaliers and Roundheads: Richard Briers and Penelope Wilton star in the classic sitcom. Martin's convinced he might stand a chance of beating Paul in a local Civil War re-enactment. S3 Ep6

A Day Out: A day on the moors digging drains for the council is bound to offer an opportunity for Fletch to take advantage - especially with Mr Barrowclough in charge. Classic laughs. S1 Ep4

Room at the Bottom: Captain Mainwaring is horrified to discover that he is not a commissioned officer. Sgt Wilson is then put in charge of the platoon - with disastrous results! S3 Ep6

Calling All Customers: Who's free to watch some classic department store comedy? Grace Brothers advertise on CB radio, and Mrs Slocombe denies that her MOT has run out. S9 Ep4

I Didn't Know Barry Could Play: The world's longest running sitcom! Tom manages to get his niece, Babs, on the road to stardom with a lunchtime booking at a pub. S22 Ep10

Getting Barry's Goat: More ripe old fun in Yorkshire. Compo's son, Tom, has now settled down in his father's old house. He's gullible enough to accept any given challenge. S23 Ep1

A Day Out: A day on the moors digging drains for the council is bound to offer an opportunity for Fletch to take advantage - especially with Mr Barrowclough in charge. Classic laughs. S1 Ep4

Patricia Routledge gives another masterclass as the queen of social climbing. Hyacinth and Richard spend a day in their new, rather small, weekend residence. S4 Ep6

Room at the Bottom: Captain Mainwaring is horrified to discover that he is not a commissioned officer. Sgt Wilson is then put in charge of the platoon - with disastrous results! S3 Ep6

Big Guns: The platoon is sent a huge gun - but how does it work? What's more, where is it pointing? Captain Mainwaring knows where he wants it - but there's something in the way! S3 Ep7

Homesick: Comedy with TV's favourite duckers and divers. Del urges Rodney to use his position as chairman of the Tenants' Association to sort out their lifts. S3 Ep1

Money: Epoch-hopping comedy, this time in Tudor England.

moods: The late Victoria Wood's brilliant sitcom. Can Philippa's bright idea of inviting everyone's mother to the canteen for a tea party really raise the mood? Probably not. S1 Ep4

Dad's Birthday: More fun with the lazy but loveable Royles. It's Jim's birthday and the rest of the family won't let him ignore it. Will the banjo come out, d'you think? Ricky Tomlinson plays! S1 Ep4

Sofa: Laughs with the lads in the superb sitcom. Gary has to get rid of his beloved but sadly stain-covered sofa. Tony makes a rather unwise purchase from a man in the pub. S6 Ep6

Homesick: Comedy with TV's favourite duckers and divers. Del urges Rodney to use his position as chairman of the Tenants' Association to sort out their lifts. S3 Ep1