GOLD Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

New Girl: Despite redundancies, Brent hires a new secretary. Later, it's beers all round as the team go to Chasers, Slough's premier nightclub and the cringeometer goes up... and up... S1 Ep5

Judgement: As Slough merges, the bad news is there will be redundancies, but the good news is that Brent himself will be staying, rewarded for all his hard work. Won't his staff be pleased? S1 Ep6

Who Do You Think You Are: A couple inherit a country house, unaware it is teeming with ghosts. The spooks act immediately to halt the new owners' plans to turn the house into a hotel. S1 Ep1

Nob and Nobility: Rowan Atkinson in the part he was born to play - E Blackadder Esq, butler to the Prince Regent in the late 18th century. Revolution sweeps France, and heads roll. S3 Ep3

A Surprise for Porkpie: There's disappointment at Desmond's barber shop when Porkpie can't bring himself to join in the birthday celebrations for Shirley. S1 Ep5

Sad News: Desmond learns that his old friend and former band member of The Georgetown Dreamers, Sweetsticks, has passed away. S1 Ep6

Shopping from Home.

Shopping from Home.

Georgetown Dreaming: The barber imagines what life could have been like if he hadn't come to England. S6 Ep3

Demon Barber II: Sean invents a video game designed to put his father out of business. S6 Ep4

Anything You Can Do: Good old-fashioned British comedy. When the standard of canteen food goes from bad to worse, the staff decide to run the canteen themselves. S7 Ep6

Richard is worried that Hyacinth's attendance at an auction will cost him a lot of money. S5 Ep6

Half an Office: Suburban sitcom from Larbey and Esmonde, writers of The Good Life. Martin wins a battle over his office space but is aghast to learn that Paul is a friend of his boss. S4 Ep7

The Night Club: Mr Grace decides that the store should still be making money outside shopping hours - and the staff are expected to come up with ideas. S10 Ep5

Happy Release: A broken ankle provides Fletcher with a spell in the prison hospital, along with a fellow patient (David Jason) who mentions a hidden eight grand. Classic laughs. S2 Ep5

The Incredible Ordeal of Norman Clegg: The world's longest-running sitcom! Clegg is used to looking after Howard's suspect packages, but draws the line at a picnic accessory. S24 Ep4

Beware of the Hot Dog: More senior silliness in Yorkshire. Wesley and Barry hatch a brilliant plan to sell hot dogs to weary hikers and travellers from Wesley's new barrow. S24 Ep5

Richard is worried that Hyacinth's attendance at an auction will cost him a lot of money. S5 Ep6

Half an Office: Suburban sitcom from Larbey and Esmonde, writers of The Good Life. Martin wins a battle over his office space but is aghast to learn that Paul is a friend of his boss. S4 Ep7

Happy Release: A broken ankle provides Fletcher with a spell in the prison hospital, along with a fellow patient (David Jason) who mentions a hidden eight grand. Classic laughs. S2 Ep5

The Big Parade: Mainwaring and the air-raid warden dispute the matter of precedence as the platoon prepare for a parade to mark Spitfire Week. Mainwaring decides they need a mascot. S5 Ep1

The Night Club: Mr Grace decides that the store should still be making money outside shopping hours - and the staff are expected to come up with ideas. S10 Ep5

The Incredible Ordeal of Norman Clegg: The world's longest-running sitcom! Clegg is used to looking after Howard's suspect packages, but draws the line at a picnic accessory. S24 Ep4

Beware of the Hot Dog: More senior silliness in Yorkshire. Wesley and Barry hatch a brilliant plan to sell hot dogs to weary hikers and travellers from Wesley's new barrow. S24 Ep5

Happy Release: A broken ankle provides Fletcher with a spell in the prison hospital, along with a fellow patient (David Jason) who mentions a hidden eight grand. Classic laughs. S2 Ep5

Richard is worried that Hyacinth's attendance at an auction will cost him a lot of money. S5 Ep6

The Big Parade: Mainwaring and the air-raid warden dispute the matter of precedence as the platoon prepare for a parade to mark Spitfire Week. Mainwaring decides they need a mascot. S5 Ep1

Don't Forget the Diver: The platoon have to plant a bomb in a windmill occupied by another platoon. Jones though, gets caught up and carried aloft by the sails - don't panic! S5 Ep2

Apples and Self Service: Corner shop comedy pairing those two masters of the sitcom, Ronnie Barker and David Jason. Arkwright has a sales drive when he over-orders on the apple front. S1 Ep6

Amy and Amiability: The regent is low on cash, so Edmund sets out to find him a bride with a big dowry. Warren Clarke and Miranda Richardson guest star with the superb Hugh Laurie. S3 Ep5

An award-winning camera crew follow a woman's determined and often heartbreaking attempts to light her boiler. S1 Ep2

Nana's Coming to Stay: More laughs with those Mancunian couch potatoes. But guess what? Lurcio's got a new girlfriend, Emma. That'll be a major distraction from the box. S2 Ep3

Kevin and Perry try to befriend some girls at a party, while Tim Nice-But-Dim transforms himself into a rock star. Comedy sketches, featuring Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke. S1 Ep6

The spoof chat show welcomes Hollywood directors Scott and Dean, two lesbian presenters and restaurant critic and raconteur Forbes McAllister. Aha! S1 Ep6