GOLD Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

Granville's plan to open a new catering arm - offering his customers tasty toasties - doesn't go according to plan. S6 Ep2

The Queen's Birthday Present: The very first episode of Ben Elton's witty police station-set sitcom with Rowan Atkinson. Meet Inspector Fowler and his lady friend, Sergeant Dawkins. S1 Ep1

gamble: 'Acorn Antiques' creator Victoria Wood's brilliantly perceptive sitcom with a heartwarming flavour. Christmas tree lights spark a furious row between Stan and Philippa. S2 Ep5

Barbara Finally Has Enough: Square-eyed sitcom. Tensions run high in the Royle household as Antony finally snaps after one too many nasty comments from Jim and Barb, and goes awol! S2 Ep5

Comedy sketches with the funnyman and partners in mirth Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke. Featuring characters including Kevin and Perry, Tim Nice-But-Dim and the Self Righteous Brothers. S2 Ep2

Work Experience: Where's your sense of humour, Brenty? David Brent fails to appreciate a joke picture of him that's been e-mailed around the office and assigns Gareth to find the culprit. S1 Ep2

Planning Permission: The barber hires an architect to construct his retirement home while he attempts to keep it a secret from Shirley. S6 Ep6

The Speech: Just as he's about to address an audience at an important business conference, Desmond loses his carefully prepared notes. S6 Ep7

Amateur dramatics is high on the agenda as insufferable Hyacinth still wants to join Emmet's production of 'The Boy Friend', but other things take priority. S5 Ep8

Hyacinth decides that a new car is in order and aims rather higher than most people. S5 Ep9

Mission Impossible: Ardal O'Hanlon stars in the great comedy with the mild-mannered shopkeeper with a secret - he wears tights! And flies. George gets his Thermoman outfit dirty. S1 Ep3

No Sale: More laughs in the classic sitcom. Young Mr Grace decides that the store should open at half past eight so that people can shop on their way to work. S4 Ep1

Poetic Justice: Fletcher is incensed when a third cellmate arrives - and turns out to be an old enemy. But why is everyone so polite to him? Includes strong language. S3 Ep2

It All Began with an Old Volvo Headlamp: Young-at-heart sitcom. A heartbroken Kevin needs a place to be alone, but problems arise when he decides to be the 'Wise Man of the Woods'. S24 Ep10

The Lair of the Cat Creature: The 24th series of the long-running sitcom. When Alvin falls into their lives, Truly, Clegg and Billy try to help the failed bird-man find his niche. S25 Ep1

Hyacinth decides that a new car is in order and aims rather higher than most people. S5 Ep9

Mission Impossible: Ardal O'Hanlon stars in the great comedy with the mild-mannered shopkeeper with a secret - he wears tights! And flies. George gets his Thermoman outfit dirty. S1 Ep3

Poetic Justice: Fletcher is incensed when a third cellmate arrives - and turns out to be an old enemy. But why is everyone so polite to him? Includes strong language. S3 Ep2

Sgt - Save My Boy!: Classic comedy with the Walmington-on-Sea Home Guard. Pike loses his way in a minefield during night manoeuvres and has to be rescued by Wilson. Stupid boy! S5 Ep4

No Sale: More laughs in the classic sitcom. Young Mr Grace decides that the store should open at half past eight so that people can shop on their way to work. S4 Ep1

It All Began with an Old Volvo Headlamp: Young-at-heart sitcom. A heartbroken Kevin needs a place to be alone, but problems arise when he decides to be the 'Wise Man of the Woods'. S24 Ep10

The Lair of the Cat Creature: The 24th series of the long-running sitcom. When Alvin falls into their lives, Truly, Clegg and Billy try to help the failed bird-man find his niche. S25 Ep1

Poetic Justice: Fletcher is incensed when a third cellmate arrives - and turns out to be an old enemy. But why is everyone so polite to him? Includes strong language. S3 Ep2

Hyacinth decides that a new car is in order and aims rather higher than most people. S5 Ep9

Sgt - Save My Boy!: Classic comedy with the Walmington-on-Sea Home Guard. Pike loses his way in a minefield during night manoeuvres and has to be rescued by Wilson. Stupid boy! S5 Ep4

Don't Fence Me In: Mainwaring's men are sent to guard the local POW camp full of Italian soldiers. Walker can't resist pulling one of his scams and has them assembling radio parts. S5 Ep5

Granville is selling lucky toy sloths from Madagascar, but will that help the Black Widow who has decided its time to learn to drive? S6 Ep3

Fire and Terror: Ben Elton's superb police sitcom follow-up to Blackadder, also starring Rowan Atkinson. Grim gets to deal with terrorists and Habib falls in love with a sexy fireman. S1 Ep2

christmas: Works canteen comedy with those lovable caterers, scripted by and starring the genius Victoria Wood. Anita has left her inflatable man behind. Has poor Bren blown it? S2 Ep6

Antony's Birthday: There's a knees up at the Royle's house in the brilliant comedy as a celebration buffet is held at the house in honour of Antony's 18th birthday, and Jim gets his banjo out. S2 Ep6

Tim Nice But Dim goes bungee jumping, the Slobs spend their lottery winnings and day-dreaming Kevin can't concentrate when a new teacher arrives at school. S2 Ep3

The Quiz: Can real office life ever be the same again? Brent and Finchy take on Tim and Ricky at the annual quiz night. But things get ugly and poor Tim ends up losing his shoe. S1 Ep3