GOLD Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

Mammy's Inflation: Hit sitcom. Agnes is disappointed with Cathy when she decides to undergo surgery to impress her boyfriend, who has a life-changing proposal in store. S3 Ep2

Mammy?: Hit sitcom. It is all kicking off in the Brown residence, as Rory and Dino have a bust-up and Mark and Betty announce their imminent departure to Australia. S3 Ep5

Money: Epoch-hopping comedy, this time in Tudor England.

moods: The late Victoria Wood's brilliant sitcom. Can Philippa's bright idea of inviting everyone's mother to the canteen for a tea party really raise the mood? Probably not. S1 Ep4

Dad's Birthday: More fun with the lazy but loveable Royles. It's Jim's birthday and the rest of the family won't let him ignore it. Will the banjo come out, d'you think? Ricky Tomlinson plays! S1 Ep4

Tell It to the Marines: Peggy's piano playing leads Ted to take desperate measures. Nostalgic laughs with everyone's favourite holiday camp entertainers. S9 Ep1

Shopping from Home.

Shopping from Home.

Kiss of the Spiderman: Sean books Spider as a DJ for a university dance, but soon regrets his decision. S5 Ep9

Two Lads and a Lady: Mandy disapproves of Michael's new girlfriend, and she isn't the only one. S5 Ep10

Patricia Routledge gives another masterclass as the queen of social climbing. Hyacinth and Richard spend a day in their new, rather small, weekend residence. S4 Ep6

Hyacinth volunteers Richard's services when there is a problem with the Church Hall lights, and he reluctantly agrees. But DIY is not really his forte! S4 Ep7

Relaxation: The superlative team of Richard Briers, Penelope Wilton and Peter Egan are re-united for the hugely popular sitcom. Martin might be on the edge of a nervous breakdown. S4 Ep1

Monkey Business: Vintage sitcom. When the Grace Brothers staff visit 10 Downing Street, Mr Humphries turns out to be Mrs Thatcher's blue-eyed boy. S9 Ep5

Ways and Means: Criminally funny sitcom. Fletch falls out with the governor and loses all his credibility. But he hopes to get back into his good books via a cosy job in the library. S1 Ep5

The Art of the Shorts Story: Roy Clarke's senior sitcom - a firm favourite since 1973. Howard panics when Pearl asks him why one of his undergarments is missing. S23 Ep2

The Missing Bus of Mrs Avery: The much-loved sitcom about a close-knit Yorkshire community. The ladies embark on a mystery tour when they hire a minibus to take them on a picnic. S23 Ep3

Hyacinth volunteers Richard's services when there is a problem with the Church Hall lights, and he reluctantly agrees. But DIY is not really his forte! S4 Ep7

Relaxation: The superlative team of Richard Briers, Penelope Wilton and Peter Egan are re-united for the hugely popular sitcom. Martin might be on the edge of a nervous breakdown. S4 Ep1

Ways and Means: Criminally funny sitcom. Fletch falls out with the governor and loses all his credibility. But he hopes to get back into his good books via a cosy job in the library. S1 Ep5

Big Guns: The platoon is sent a huge gun - but how does it work? What's more, where is it pointing? Captain Mainwaring knows where he wants it - but there's something in the way! S3 Ep7

Monkey Business: Vintage sitcom. When the Grace Brothers staff visit 10 Downing Street, Mr Humphries turns out to be Mrs Thatcher's blue-eyed boy. S9 Ep5

The Art of the Shorts Story: Roy Clarke's senior sitcom - a firm favourite since 1973. Howard panics when Pearl asks him why one of his undergarments is missing. S23 Ep2

The Missing Bus of Mrs Avery: The much-loved sitcom about a close-knit Yorkshire community. The ladies embark on a mystery tour when they hire a minibus to take them on a picnic. S23 Ep3

Ways and Means: Criminally funny sitcom. Fletch falls out with the governor and loses all his credibility. But he hopes to get back into his good books via a cosy job in the library. S1 Ep5

Hyacinth volunteers Richard's services when there is a problem with the Church Hall lights, and he reluctantly agrees. But DIY is not really his forte! S4 Ep7

Big Guns: The platoon is sent a huge gun - but how does it work? What's more, where is it pointing? Captain Mainwaring knows where he wants it - but there's something in the way! S3 Ep7

The Day the Balloon Went Up: More mayhem with Mainwaring and his men as the verger gets tied up with disastrous consequences. Can the platoon set him free? S4 Ep1

Healthy Competition: South London sitcom with 'businessmen' Del and Rodney - or is that Mickey and Rodney? Rodders feels it's time to go it alone, but Del and Grandad aren't so sure. S3 Ep2

Beer: Sitcom meets history, m'lord. There are problems in the Blackadder household due to an embarrassing incident with a turnip, an ostrich feather and a puritanical, fat aunt. S2 Ep5

party: Victoria Wood's subtle, well-observed sitcom with a fine cast.

Fast-moving comedy sketch show featuring catchphrases such as 'Suits you sir!', 'Where's me washboard?', 'Scorchio!', and 'Chreeeese Wadoool'. Plus a man who coughs a lot. S1 Ep5

Mammy's Inflation: Hit sitcom. Agnes is disappointed with Cathy when she decides to undergo surgery to impress her boyfriend, who has a life-changing proposal in store. S3 Ep2

Mammy?: Hit sitcom. It is all kicking off in the Brown residence, as Rory and Dino have a bust-up and Mark and Betty announce their imminent departure to Australia. S3 Ep5