GOLD HD Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

Sense and Senility: Period laughs with Rowan Atkinson and Hugh Laurie. The Prince hires professional thespians to help with his public speaking. Carry On star Kenneth Connor guests. S3 Ep4

Where can you buy stair rods? Would Jane Austen have used a food processor? All these questions and more, ignored in this episode. S1 Ep3

Fast-moving comedy sketch show loaded with catchphrases that are now part of the language. Including rare footage of Arthur Atkinson recording his wartime radio show 'How Queer!'. S2 Ep3

The Wobbly Randy Old Ladies take a trip to the petrol station to fill the car up, while Frank Doberman lectures Damon Hill on abiding by the Highway Code. S1 Ep5

Hatchet Job: The wily barber is shocked when he reads Porkpie's diary, and Michael springs a surprise on Mandy. S6 Ep2

The Offer: When a smooth-talking businessman makes him an offer, Desmond considers selling up and retiring to Guyana. S1 Ep2

Time for the net curtains to twitch in the great comedy of manners. Richard isn't exactly over the moon with his birthday present - skis! S5 Ep5

Jumping to Conclusions: Peter Egan is the suave neighbour driving a nerdy Richard Briers up the wall in another nugget of sitcom gold. Ann's choice of study partner causes a stir. S4 Ep6

The Apartment: When Mrs Slocombe's new flat is occupied by squatters, she sets up house in one of Grace Brothers' vacant departments. S7 Ep3

Mrs Slocombe, Senior Person: Department store sitcom silliness - they don't make 'em like this anymore! Mrs Slocombe takes over Mr Rumbold's job when he is taken ill. S7 Ep4

Big Brother: It's the first ever episode of the iconic sitcom, introducing Peckham's finest to the world. Young Rodney must decide whether to go into business with Del. S1 Ep1

Go West Young Man: Ducking and diving from the Peckham wide boys. After Del manages to sell a rust-bucket of a car, he decides that he and Rodders have earned a night on the town. S1 Ep2

Cash and Curry: National treasure of a comedy with Peckham's finest. An opportunity arises for Del to make his fortune, but a missing statue and gang warfare create problems. S1 Ep3

The Second Time Around: Love comes into Del's life when an old flame returns to London. But Rodney and Grandad are determined to extinguish the torch that Del is carrying. S1 Ep4

Slow Bus to Chingford: You can't help but admire Del's flair for enterprise as he ropes in a reluctant Rodney and Grandad into Trotter Watch Security and Trotter's Ethnic Tours. S1 Ep5

The Russians Are Coming: More ducking and diving as Del and Rodney discover that three tons of lead is not all it appears to be. In fact, it could even be used in case of war. S1 Ep6

Big Brother: It's the first ever episode of the iconic sitcom, introducing Peckham's finest to the world. Young Rodney must decide whether to go into business with Del. S1 Ep1

Go West Young Man: Ducking and diving from the Peckham wide boys. After Del manages to sell a rust-bucket of a car, he decides that he and Rodders have earned a night on the town. S1 Ep2

Cash and Curry: National treasure of a comedy with Peckham's finest. An opportunity arises for Del to make his fortune, but a missing statue and gang warfare create problems. S1 Ep3

The Second Time Around: Love comes into Del's life when an old flame returns to London. But Rodney and Grandad are determined to extinguish the torch that Del is carrying. S1 Ep4

Slow Bus to Chingford: You can't help but admire Del's flair for enterprise as he ropes in a reluctant Rodney and Grandad into Trotter Watch Security and Trotter's Ethnic Tours. S1 Ep5

The Russians Are Coming: More ducking and diving as Del and Rodney discover that three tons of lead is not all it appears to be. In fact, it could even be used in case of war. S1 Ep6

Big Brother: It's the first ever episode of the iconic sitcom, introducing Peckham's finest to the world. Young Rodney must decide whether to go into business with Del. S1 Ep1

Go West Young Man: Ducking and diving from the Peckham wide boys. After Del manages to sell a rust-bucket of a car, he decides that he and Rodders have earned a night on the town. S1 Ep2

Cash and Curry: National treasure of a comedy with Peckham's finest. An opportunity arises for Del to make his fortune, but a missing statue and gang warfare create problems. S1 Ep3

The Second Time Around: Love comes into Del's life when an old flame returns to London. But Rodney and Grandad are determined to extinguish the torch that Del is carrying. S1 Ep4

Slow Bus to Chingford: You can't help but admire Del's flair for enterprise as he ropes in a reluctant Rodney and Grandad into Trotter Watch Security and Trotter's Ethnic Tours. S1 Ep5

Downsize: Here's the very first episode of comedy classic The Office. Prepare to cringe as we meet the staff at Wernham Hogg! Contains strong language. S1 Ep1

Work Experience: Where's your sense of humour, Brenty? David Brent fails to appreciate a joke picture of him that's been e-mailed around the office and assigns Gareth to find the culprit. S1 Ep2

The Quiz: Can real office life ever be the same again? Brent and Finchy take on Tim and Ricky at the annual quiz night. But things get ugly and poor Tim ends up losing his shoe. S1 Ep3

Fame: Frank Sinatra once barked at Billy Connolly, and he once appeared as a murderer in one of TV's greatest cop shows. Fame has taken Billy to some weird and wonderful places! S1 Ep7