GOLD HD Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

Downsize: Here's the very first episode of comedy classic The Office. Prepare to cringe as we meet the staff at Wernham Hogg! Contains strong language. S1 Ep1

Work Experience: Where's your sense of humour, Brenty? David Brent fails to appreciate a joke picture of him that's been e-mailed around the office and assigns Gareth to find the culprit. S1 Ep2

The Quiz: Can real office life ever be the same again? Brent and Finchy take on Tim and Ricky at the annual quiz night. But things get ugly and poor Tim ends up losing his shoe. S1 Ep3

Fame: Frank Sinatra once barked at Billy Connolly, and he once appeared as a murderer in one of TV's greatest cop shows. Fame has taken Billy to some weird and wonderful places! S1 Ep7

Stand-up: Lenny focuses on black and Asian stand-up comedy over the past five decades, beginning by looking at early pioneers such as Charlie Williams and Josh White. S1 Ep2

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Mrs Slocombe, Senior Person: Department store sitcom silliness - they don't make 'em like this anymore! Mrs Slocombe takes over Mr Rumbold's job when he is taken ill. S7 Ep4

The Hero: Vintage laughs with the staff of Grace Brothers. When Captain Peacock acquires a boil in a particularly painful spot, the news is soon common knowledge. S7 Ep5

Anything You Can Do: Good old-fashioned British comedy. When the standard of canteen food goes from bad to worse, the staff decide to run the canteen themselves. S7 Ep6

The Long Legs of the Law: Poor old Rodders! He finally finds romance but proceeds to send the whole Trotter household into a panic with his choice of girlfriend. Genius comedy! S2 Ep1

Ashes to Ashes: The Trotters pay their respects to Trigger's recently deceased grandmother, only to end up trying to respectfully dispose of her late husband's ashes. S2 Ep2

A Losing Streak: Rodney and Grandad are sure Del has set them on the road to ruin as he challenges Boycie to a poker game. Sitcom from the popular pen of John Sullivan. S2 Ep3

No Greater Love: More belly laughs with one of comedy's great pairings, Del and Rodney. When Rodney falls in love, he doesn't appreciate Del's brotherly helping hand. S2 Ep4

The Yellow Peril: Bad French, a three-wheel car and appalling cocktails. It must be the Trotters! Del can never resist the temptation to make a quick profit, but this deal is dodgy. S2 Ep5

It Never Rains: The ducking and diving sitcom with our favourite free marketeers. Del and Rodney's soft hearts persuade them to take Grandad along on their holiday trip abroad. S2 Ep6

The Long Legs of the Law: Poor old Rodders! He finally finds romance but proceeds to send the whole Trotter household into a panic with his choice of girlfriend. Genius comedy! S2 Ep1

Ashes to Ashes: The Trotters pay their respects to Trigger's recently deceased grandmother, only to end up trying to respectfully dispose of her late husband's ashes. S2 Ep2

A Losing Streak: Rodney and Grandad are sure Del has set them on the road to ruin as he challenges Boycie to a poker game. Sitcom from the popular pen of John Sullivan. S2 Ep3

No Greater Love: More belly laughs with one of comedy's great pairings, Del and Rodney. When Rodney falls in love, he doesn't appreciate Del's brotherly helping hand. S2 Ep4

The Yellow Peril: Bad French, a three-wheel car and appalling cocktails. It must be the Trotters! Del can never resist the temptation to make a quick profit, but this deal is dodgy. S2 Ep5

It Never Rains: The ducking and diving sitcom with our favourite free marketeers. Del and Rodney's soft hearts persuade them to take Grandad along on their holiday trip abroad. S2 Ep6

The Long Legs of the Law: Poor old Rodders! He finally finds romance but proceeds to send the whole Trotter household into a panic with his choice of girlfriend. Genius comedy! S2 Ep1

Ashes to Ashes: The Trotters pay their respects to Trigger's recently deceased grandmother, only to end up trying to respectfully dispose of her late husband's ashes. S2 Ep2

A Losing Streak: Rodney and Grandad are sure Del has set them on the road to ruin as he challenges Boycie to a poker game. Sitcom from the popular pen of John Sullivan. S2 Ep3

No Greater Love: More belly laughs with one of comedy's great pairings, Del and Rodney. When Rodney falls in love, he doesn't appreciate Del's brotherly helping hand. S2 Ep4

The Yellow Peril: Bad French, a three-wheel car and appalling cocktails. It must be the Trotters! Del can never resist the temptation to make a quick profit, but this deal is dodgy. S2 Ep5

The Big Parade: Mainwaring and the air-raid warden dispute the matter of precedence as the platoon prepare for a parade to mark Spitfire Week. Mainwaring decides they need a mascot. S5 Ep1

Who Do You Think You Are: A couple inherit a country house, unaware it is teeming with ghosts. The spooks act immediately to halt the new owners' plans to turn the house into a hotel. S1 Ep1

Training: This will strike a few chords with many as a management consultant turns a potentially productive day into a total waste of time. Meanwhile, Tim is indulging in some soul-searching. S1 Ep4

New Girl: Despite redundancies, Brent hires a new secretary. Later, it's beers all round as the team go to Chasers, Slough's premier nightclub and the cringeometer goes up... and up... S1 Ep5

Judgement: As Slough merges, the bad news is there will be redundancies, but the good news is that Brent himself will be staying, rewarded for all his hard work. Won't his staff be pleased? S1 Ep6

Training: This will strike a few chords with many as a management consultant turns a potentially productive day into a total waste of time. Meanwhile, Tim is indulging in some soul-searching. S1 Ep4