GOLD HD Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

Granville is selling lucky toy sloths from Madagascar, but will that help the Black Widow who has decided its time to learn to drive? S6 Ep3

Fire and Terror: Ben Elton's superb police sitcom follow-up to Blackadder, also starring Rowan Atkinson. Grim gets to deal with terrorists and Habib falls in love with a sexy fireman. S1 Ep2

christmas: Works canteen comedy with those lovable caterers, scripted by and starring the genius Victoria Wood. Anita has left her inflatable man behind. Has poor Bren blown it? S2 Ep6

Antony's Birthday: There's a knees up at the Royle's house in the brilliant comedy as a celebration buffet is held at the house in honour of Antony's 18th birthday, and Jim gets his banjo out. S2 Ep6

Tim Nice But Dim goes bungee jumping, the Slobs spend their lottery winnings and day-dreaming Kevin can't concentrate when a new teacher arrives at school. S2 Ep3

The Quiz: Can real office life ever be the same again? Brent and Finchy take on Tim and Ricky at the annual quiz night. But things get ugly and poor Tim ends up losing his shoe. S1 Ep3

Shopping from Home.

Shopping from Home.

The Speech: Just as he's about to address an audience at an important business conference, Desmond loses his carefully prepared notes. S6 Ep7

Judgment Day: A funky American preacher sues Desmond for a cut he had two years ago, not to mention the two years of mental distress he suffered as a result. S6 Ep8

Hyacinth decides that a new car is in order and aims rather higher than most people. S5 Ep9

Hyacinth decides to share her undoubted experience of being a perfect hostess. S5 Ep10

Thermoman's Greatest Challenge: Superhero sitcom fun. George is in a bit of a fix when he's asked to attend a charity fundraising event along with his alter-ego, Thermoman. S1 Ep4

Top Hat and Tails: The shop floor becomes the dance floor as the ladies' and gentlemen's staff combine to enter a ballroom dancing competition at young Mr Grace's suggestion. S4 Ep2

Rough Justice: Fletcher decides that Harris must be put on trial for stealing from another prisoner. You can't trust anyone. S3 Ep3

Ancient Eastern Wisdom: An Introduction: Look for Burt Kwouk, AKA Inspector Clouseau's pal Cato, in this episode of the Yorkshire-set sitcom. Truly and Clegg meet handyman Entwistle. S25 Ep2

A Pick-Up of the Later Ming Dynasty: Long-running sitcom. Truly, Clegg and Billy find their skills are needed to help Tom and Smiler locate the source of a squeak on their handcart. S25 Ep3

Hyacinth decides to share her undoubted experience of being a perfect hostess. S5 Ep10

Thermoman's Greatest Challenge: Superhero sitcom fun. George is in a bit of a fix when he's asked to attend a charity fundraising event along with his alter-ego, Thermoman. S1 Ep4

Rough Justice: Fletcher decides that Harris must be put on trial for stealing from another prisoner. You can't trust anyone. S3 Ep3

Don't Fence Me In: Mainwaring's men are sent to guard the local POW camp full of Italian soldiers. Walker can't resist pulling one of his scams and has them assembling radio parts. S5 Ep5

Top Hat and Tails: The shop floor becomes the dance floor as the ladies' and gentlemen's staff combine to enter a ballroom dancing competition at young Mr Grace's suggestion. S4 Ep2

Ancient Eastern Wisdom: An Introduction: Look for Burt Kwouk, AKA Inspector Clouseau's pal Cato, in this episode of the Yorkshire-set sitcom. Truly and Clegg meet handyman Entwistle. S25 Ep2

A Pick-Up of the Later Ming Dynasty: Long-running sitcom. Truly, Clegg and Billy find their skills are needed to help Tom and Smiler locate the source of a squeak on their handcart. S25 Ep3

Rough Justice: Fletcher decides that Harris must be put on trial for stealing from another prisoner. You can't trust anyone. S3 Ep3

Hyacinth decides to share her undoubted experience of being a perfect hostess. S5 Ep10

Don't Fence Me In: Mainwaring's men are sent to guard the local POW camp full of Italian soldiers. Walker can't resist pulling one of his scams and has them assembling radio parts. S5 Ep5

Absent Friends: The platoon take part in a darts match in the pub against the ARP Wardens. But when Captain Mainwaring returns unexpectedly, Wilson has to try and get them out. S5 Ep6

Granville encourages Gastric to become a fearless hunter to impress Madge. Meanwhile, Eric and Cyril finally get their wives to go camping, but who's going to help with the washing up? S6 Ep4

Honey Trap: Like The Bill with a lot more laughs, from the mind of Ben Elton. Fowler's strategy for the pub quiz is sabotaged from within as his star player is indisposed. S1 Ep3

A paper clip goes on an incredible journey before it reaches your stationery, undergoing 800 processes, none of them interesting. S1 Ep4

Paul Whitehouse and Charlie Higson front the fast-moving comedy sketch show featuring a host of memorable characters. S1 Ep2

Kevin the Teenager falls ill and Tim Nice-but-Dim finds a kindred spirit when he meets Dick Nice-but-Thick. Comedy, with Kathy Burke and Paul Whitehouse. S2 Ep4

Training: This will strike a few chords with many as a management consultant turns a potentially productive day into a total waste of time. Meanwhile, Tim is indulging in some soul-searching. S1 Ep4