GOLD HD Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

New Mammy: Comedy series. There is bickering aplenty in the Brown household, but Agnes's attempts to build bridges come to an abrupt halt when Maria goes into labour. S2 Ep6

The first of a three-part Christmas special from 1996. This is the classic episode best remembered for the scene where Del and Rodney become Batman and Robin!

Boat: Expect plenty of fishy puns in the superbly silly sitcom as Lee's dad Frank invites the gang to stay on his wreck of a boat, which naturally drifts out to sea. S6 Ep8

Rich and Fat: Laughs on the sofa with a lager. Tony discovers that Gary has 33,000 pounds in his current account, while Tony's ever-expanding waistline doesn't go unnoticed. S5 Ep6

Homemade Sauna: An explosive episode of the lads' comedy. Deborah and Dorothy are away for the weekend, so Tony focuses his energies on converting the shed into a sauna. S5 Ep7

Shopping from Home.

Shopping from Home.

Lollipop Man: Porkpie invites everyone to see him in action at work as a lollipop man. S5 Ep4

Pardnership!: Beverley needs money to pay for the wedding, while Desmond enters into a business venture with Lee. S5 Ep5

Poor Richard is the victim again in the comedy of manners as Hyacinth concocts an elaborate plan to turn him into an executive - the mind positively boggles! S4 Ep1

Petty snobbery and comic misunderstandings galore as Hyacinth's plans to buy a small weekend retreat in the country take an unexpected turn. S4 Ep2

One Night Stand: Penelope Wilton, who's since guested in Doctor Who, is Ann in the suburban sitcom. While Martin is at a conference, his workmates play a cruel practical joke on him. S3 Ep2

The Erotic Dreams of Mrs Slocombe: Saucy shop floor comedy. Mrs Slocombe tries to act out the dream she had about a romantic entanglement with Mr Humphries. S8 Ep7

The Cool Cocoa Tin Lid: A typically rib-tickling episode of the shop-based sitcom. Granville tries to change his image with the help of some snappy threads and a cocoa tin medallion. S3 Ep6

Under the Rug: Sitcom about three old boys savouring their autumn years. Trouble is in store when Howard tells Clegg to expect a parcel from the Elegant Wig and Hairpiece Company. S22 Ep2

Magic and the Morris Minor: More ripe old fun in Yorkshire. Compo, Clegg and Truly meet a couple whose car is stuck in a remote field. The wife claims to possess mystical powers! S22 Ep3

Petty snobbery and comic misunderstandings galore as Hyacinth's plans to buy a small weekend retreat in the country take an unexpected turn. S4 Ep2

One Night Stand: Penelope Wilton, who's since guested in Doctor Who, is Ann in the suburban sitcom. While Martin is at a conference, his workmates play a cruel practical joke on him. S3 Ep2

The Cool Cocoa Tin Lid: A typically rib-tickling episode of the shop-based sitcom. Granville tries to change his image with the help of some snappy threads and a cocoa tin medallion. S3 Ep6

The Armoured Might of Lance Corporal Jones: More fun with the Walmington-on-Sea Home Guard. The unit adds an armoured car to their fighting strength - Jones' butcher's van. S3 Ep1

The Erotic Dreams of Mrs Slocombe: Saucy shop floor comedy. Mrs Slocombe tries to act out the dream she had about a romantic entanglement with Mr Humphries. S8 Ep7

Under the Rug: Sitcom about three old boys savouring their autumn years. Trouble is in store when Howard tells Clegg to expect a parcel from the Elegant Wig and Hairpiece Company. S22 Ep2

Magic and the Morris Minor: More ripe old fun in Yorkshire. Compo, Clegg and Truly meet a couple whose car is stuck in a remote field. The wife claims to possess mystical powers! S22 Ep3

The Cool Cocoa Tin Lid: A typically rib-tickling episode of the shop-based sitcom. Granville tries to change his image with the help of some snappy threads and a cocoa tin medallion. S3 Ep6

Petty snobbery and comic misunderstandings galore as Hyacinth's plans to buy a small weekend retreat in the country take an unexpected turn. S4 Ep2

The Armoured Might of Lance Corporal Jones: More fun with the Walmington-on-Sea Home Guard. The unit adds an armoured car to their fighting strength - Jones' butcher's van. S3 Ep1

Battle School: Classic wartime hi-jinks with Mainwaring and co. The Walmington-on-Sea platoon joins some manoeuvres involving the use of live ammunition. There may be trouble ahead! S3 Ep2

Raquel leaves Del after he goes back to his bad old ways of gambling, drinking and staying out late. Meanwhile, Rodney is a shadow of his former self.

Life On Mars Bars: The slacker sitcom with Lee Mack and Tim Vine, so you won't be short of one-liners. Lee dreams of a perfect life with Lucy, but can the reality ever match up? S4 Ep6

Mammy's Going: More laughs with the loudmouth. Agnes overhears the family deciding to put the dog in a home and believes they are talking about her. S2 Ep5

New Mammy: Comedy series. There is bickering aplenty in the Brown household, but Agnes's attempts to build bridges come to an abrupt halt when Maria goes into labour. S2 Ep6

Battle School: Classic wartime hi-jinks with Mainwaring and co. The Walmington-on-Sea platoon joins some manoeuvres involving the use of live ammunition. There may be trouble ahead! S3 Ep2