GOLD HD Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

Just who will be Miss Norwich? Steve Coogan's socially inept Alan Partridge tries to chair a political debate - Jeremy Paxman need not worry. S1 Ep5

The spoof chat show welcomes Hollywood directors Scott and Dean, two lesbian presenters and restaurant critic and raconteur Forbes McAllister. Aha! S1 Ep6

Court in the Act: Rowan 'Mr Bean' Atkinson stars in the great police station sitcom as pompous Inspector Raymond Fowler. Constable Goody gets to try out a rather nice new uniform. S2 Ep1

Spoof talk show hosted by the man who made 'sports casual' what it is today. The erotic dance troupe booked on the show aren't quite what Alan was expecting. S1 Ep3

Just who will be Miss Norwich? Steve Coogan's socially inept Alan Partridge tries to chair a political debate - Jeremy Paxman need not worry. S1 Ep5

The spoof chat show welcomes Hollywood directors Scott and Dean, two lesbian presenters and restaurant critic and raconteur Forbes McAllister. Aha! S1 Ep6

The Erotic Dreams of Mrs Slocombe: Saucy shop floor comedy. Mrs Slocombe tries to act out the dream she had about a romantic entanglement with Mr Humphries. S8 Ep7

Yuppy Love: Del is desperate to keep up with the new yuppies on the block and arms himself with red braces and a Filofax to do battle, 1980s-style. Don't lean on the bar, Del! S6 Ep1

Danger UXD: Classic hilarity all the way from Peckham with the Trotters. Ace entrepreneur Del Boy tries to keep up with the yuppies and gets involved in a shady business deal. S6 Ep2

Chain Gang: Del buys some gold chains from a dealer over lunch who then proceeds to have a heart attack - with the gold still locked in a briefcase chained to his wrist! S6 Ep3

The Unlucky Winner Is...: The Trotters go overseas after Del enters one of Rodney's paintings in a competition and wins a week's holiday in Mallorca for three. But there's a catch... S6 Ep4

Sickness and Wealth: More ducking and diving with Del and Rodders. Del charges people to attend seances conducted by Uncle Albert's psychic girlfriend. But it's all a con - isn't it? S6 Ep5

Little Problems: Classic comedy. Rodney and Cassandra are officially engaged. However, Rodney thinks he has failed his exams, and he also has to find the cash for a flat. S6 Ep6

Yuppy Love: Del is desperate to keep up with the new yuppies on the block and arms himself with red braces and a Filofax to do battle, 1980s-style. Don't lean on the bar, Del! S6 Ep1

Danger UXD: Classic hilarity all the way from Peckham with the Trotters. Ace entrepreneur Del Boy tries to keep up with the yuppies and gets involved in a shady business deal. S6 Ep2

Chain Gang: Del buys some gold chains from a dealer over lunch who then proceeds to have a heart attack - with the gold still locked in a briefcase chained to his wrist! S6 Ep3

The Unlucky Winner Is...: The Trotters go overseas after Del enters one of Rodney's paintings in a competition and wins a week's holiday in Mallorca for three. But there's a catch... S6 Ep4

Sickness and Wealth: More ducking and diving with Del and Rodders. Del charges people to attend seances conducted by Uncle Albert's psychic girlfriend. But it's all a con - isn't it? S6 Ep5

The Fallen Idol: More immortal laughs from Walmington-on-Sea as the elderly platoon goes on an exercise and Captain Mainwaring is persuaded to have one too many in the officer's mess. S5 Ep13

Free Pass: Alison tries to ensure the shoot goes without a hitch when a TV company films a period drama in the house, while Julian tries his luck at betting on horse racing. S1 Ep4

Bills, Bills, Bills: With Dave and Denise's wedding just six weeks away, the phone bill is the last thing skinflint Jim needs. And who's been phoning Aberdeen!? 'It's good to talk, my...'. S1 Ep1

Making Ends Meet: Who left the immersion on? Jim moans about money again in the much-loved sitcom. He finds it hard to come to terms with the fact that he's got to pay for Denise's wedding. S1 Ep2

When Richie buys an inflatable doll, he tries to conceal it from Eddie - but matters soon go horribly awry!