GOLD HD Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

Apples and Self Service: Corner shop comedy pairing those two masters of the sitcom, Ronnie Barker and David Jason. Arkwright has a sales drive when he over-orders on the apple front. S1 Ep6

Amy and Amiability: The regent is low on cash, so Edmund sets out to find him a bride with a big dowry. Warren Clarke and Miranda Richardson guest star with the superb Hugh Laurie. S3 Ep5

An award-winning camera crew follow a woman's determined and often heartbreaking attempts to light her boiler. S1 Ep2

Nana's Coming to Stay: More laughs with those Mancunian couch potatoes. But guess what? Lurcio's got a new girlfriend, Emma. That'll be a major distraction from the box. S2 Ep3

Kevin and Perry try to befriend some girls at a party, while Tim Nice-But-Dim transforms himself into a rock star. Comedy sketches, featuring Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke. S1 Ep6

The spoof chat show welcomes Hollywood directors Scott and Dean, two lesbian presenters and restaurant critic and raconteur Forbes McAllister. Aha! S1 Ep6

Demon Barber II: Sean invents a video game designed to put his father out of business. S6 Ep4

Love Letters: Beverley is distraught to discover a cache of love letters written by Cuthbert. S6 Ep5

Richard is worried that Hyacinth's attendance at an auction will cost him a lot of money. S5 Ep6

Classic sitcom with the supersnob, Hyacinth, who's excited to learn that her neighbour Emmet is rehearsing an amateur production of the musical 'The Boy Friend'. S5 Ep7

Pilot: The very first episode of the comedy about a humble superhero played by Ardal O'Hanlon (Dougal in Father Ted). Nurse Janet Dawkins is saved from certain death by Thermoman. S1 Ep1

Friends and Neighbours: The staff are offered accommodation on the premises to save time and money on travelling, but they soon discover that flat-sharing is no bed of roses. S10 Ep6

The Harder They Fall: Ageless comedy with Ronnie Barker behind bars at Slade. Godber enters the prison boxing championships, and although he is the hot favourite, he must lose. S2 Ep6

In Search of Childlike Joy and the Farthest Reaches of the Lotus Position: Pensionable fun in Yorkshire. Wesley's trolley seems guaranteed to cheer up a dispirited Smiler. S24 Ep6

A Chaise Longue Too Far: Roy Clarke's long-running sitcom. Glenda's unwanted anniversary present proves to have some use - especially when Howard gets locked in his bedroom. S24 Ep7

Classic sitcom with the supersnob, Hyacinth, who's excited to learn that her neighbour Emmet is rehearsing an amateur production of the musical 'The Boy Friend'. S5 Ep7

Pilot: The very first episode of the comedy about a humble superhero played by Ardal O'Hanlon (Dougal in Father Ted). Nurse Janet Dawkins is saved from certain death by Thermoman. S1 Ep1

The Harder They Fall: Ageless comedy with Ronnie Barker behind bars at Slade. Godber enters the prison boxing championships, and although he is the hot favourite, he must lose. S2 Ep6

Don't Forget the Diver: The platoon have to plant a bomb in a windmill occupied by another platoon. Jones though, gets caught up and carried aloft by the sails - don't panic! S5 Ep2

Friends and Neighbours: The staff are offered accommodation on the premises to save time and money on travelling, but they soon discover that flat-sharing is no bed of roses. S10 Ep6

In Search of Childlike Joy and the Farthest Reaches of the Lotus Position: Pensionable fun in Yorkshire. Wesley's trolley seems guaranteed to cheer up a dispirited Smiler. S24 Ep6

A Chaise Longue Too Far: Roy Clarke's long-running sitcom. Glenda's unwanted anniversary present proves to have some use - especially when Howard gets locked in his bedroom. S24 Ep7

The Harder They Fall: Ageless comedy with Ronnie Barker behind bars at Slade. Godber enters the prison boxing championships, and although he is the hot favourite, he must lose. S2 Ep6

Classic sitcom with the supersnob, Hyacinth, who's excited to learn that her neighbour Emmet is rehearsing an amateur production of the musical 'The Boy Friend'. S5 Ep7

Don't Forget the Diver: The platoon have to plant a bomb in a windmill occupied by another platoon. Jones though, gets caught up and carried aloft by the sails - don't panic! S5 Ep2

Boots, Boots, Boots: Captain Mainwaring becomes obsessed with the healthy state of the platoon's feet. Watch out for a classic Mainwaring mishap on the beach. S5 Ep3

Granville puts an old mangle to use in more ways than one and Leroy tries to find a date for Ruby, while Eric and Cyril give Mr Newbold tips on how to get closer to Mrs Rossi. S6 Ep1

Duel and Duality: The Prince is challenged to a duel by the fearsome Duke of Wellington, played by the genius that is Stephen Fry.

fog: The great works canteen comedy, written by and starring Victoria Wood. A blood-donor van has come to the factory, and a prisoner has escaped in the fog on his way to Strangeways. S2 Ep4

Nana Comes to Stay: Couch potato comedy with the Mancunian telly addicts. Nana has a cataract operation and Jim, of course, plays the loving and sympathetic son-in-law. S2 Ep4

Comedy sketches, with Harry as Il Postino Pat, and Dawn French as his beloved Signora Goggins. Also featuring the Self-Righteous Brothers and Kevin the Teenager. S2 Ep1

Downsize: Here's the very first episode of comedy classic The Office. Prepare to cringe as we meet the staff at Wernham Hogg! Contains strong language. S1 Ep1