Dave HD Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

Guest host Jo Brand joins team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop. S63 Ep5

The wonderfully witty Ellie Taylor introduces rising comedy star Fin Taylor and the provocative Tez Ilyas to the stage. S14 Ep1

Frank Skinner invites Roisin Conaty, Chris Kamara and Nish Kumar to share their personal gripes, which include bread at restaurants, downloading music and ex-partners. S18 Ep5

Stephen Mangan, Phil Wang and Holly Walsh discuss their pet hates, which include The Archers, having a bath and being friendly with an aerobics instructor. S18 Ep6

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Motorbike: The staging of the Grand National sees the team working flat-out trying to get two new police motorbikes converted in time. Tony finds himself on the wrong end of a 4x4 challenge. S2 Ep7

Somerset: Savvy bargain hunters vie for the cost-effective clutter in-cider number of storage lots in Somerset. The gang compete for a Velcro bouncy castle and an airboat. S5 Ep3

Caxton: 'Lots' of fraught auction antics in the riotous reality series. Heavy D risks having his fingers burned. New boys Glyn and James rub the old guard up the wrong way. S5 Ep4

The True Cross: Exploring Old Byron Hot Springs in the Californian desert - a once glittering Hollywood hotspot, converted into a top-secret interrogation centre. S11 Ep5

Wonderland: A symbol of national pride that became a symbol of excess in the Turkish capital of Ankara. S11 Ep6

Jeremy Clarkson trials BMW's lifestyle off-roader the X3, Richard Hammond tests the Corvette C6, James May finds out what fits in the back of a Volvo V50, and Patrick Kielty guests. S4 Ep10

The power of the Porsche 911 is put to the test on the track, while the Jaguar S type goes up against the Vauxhall Monaro VXR and Chrysler 300C. Part-troll Bill Bailey guests. S5 Ep1

Leeds: Sean Kelly starts the bidding in the uber-popular reality series. A new duo are in town and they aren't afraid to throw their weight around. Sam and Ione clash again. S5 Ep5

Ipswich: Auction anarchy in the UK. Heavy D is doing what he does best and driving the others mad. Nat, Linda, Boudicca and Ione may have to team up to beat the Boominator! S5 Ep6

Kent: Sean Kelly keeps order in the volatile reality series that sees rival auction experts battle for unseen storage units. A double car lot is up for grabs in Broadstairs. S5 Ep7

Preston: All-out auction warfare in the wheeler-dealer reality series. There are lots of lots up for grabs in Preston, including something literally off the back of a truck. S5 Ep8

Rick joins a local fisherman to go pike fishing on the River Tarn, cooks confit of duck with braised red cabbage, and meets a chef in Moissac whose dishes celebrate seasonality. S1 Ep5

Rick continues his barge journey through southwest France on his way to the Mediterranean, sampling the famous sausages in Toulouse and creating France's most popular ready meal. S1 Ep6

Rick continues his epic journey - here he fulfils a boyhood dream by visiting the canteen of the French Foreign Legion in Castelnaudary and creates a spicy tagine with couscous. S1 Ep7

As Rick starts to smell the salty Mediterranean Sea on the warm breeze, he serves freshly grilled sardines with salad at Narbonne and a lamb ragout with flageolet beans. S1 Ep8

New. Paul Merton and wife Suki Webster drive off for a holiday-at-home in Cornwall with spectacular sea views, beautiful beaches and a birthday trip to a vineyard. S2 Ep1

Simon Reeve embarks on the first leg of an extraordinary four-part journey around the Mediterranean, travelling from Malta across the sea to southern Italy and on to Albania. S1 Ep1

Kent: Sean Kelly keeps order in the volatile reality series that sees rival auction experts battle for unseen storage units. A double car lot is up for grabs in Broadstairs. S5 Ep7

Preston: All-out auction warfare in the wheeler-dealer reality series. There are lots of lots up for grabs in Preston, including something literally off the back of a truck. S5 Ep8

Bolivia: Funny men Phill Jupitus and Marcus Brigstocke find that their high-altitude road trip in South America is no joke as they grapple with Bolivian bandits and the Road of Death! S3 Ep3

Guest host Mel Giedroyc and panellists Richard Osman and Sonia Sodha join team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop. S63 Ep4

Jack and Jill: Stephen Fry poses questions about people whose names begin with `J' to Katy Brand, Sue Perkins, David Mitchell and Alan Davies. S10 Ep4

Zoe Lyons, Milton Jones, Rob Beckett and Ed Byrne join masters of mockery Dara O Briain, Andy Parsons and Hugh Dennis on the popular panel show that roughs up the news. S13 Ep11

The unsparing panel show that puts the mockers on the world's headline-makers. This 'best of' end-of-series special also features riotous new material and daft outtakes. S13 Ep12