Dave HD Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

Dara O Briain hosts as James Acaster, Angela Barnes, Ed Gamble, Darren Harriott and Zoe Lyons join regular panellist Hugh Dennis to take a comic look at the news. S17 Ep1

On-the-spot comedy in a chat-lined case - the panellists in this episode of the candid conversation show are Stephen Mangan, Isy Suttie, Jordan Gray and Seann Walsh. S7 Ep3

Just Chips That Haven't Been Made Yet: It's Dave on Dave! Modern life gets a ribbing as Mr Gorman considers celebrity endorsements and reveals the Queen's 'thoughts' on insoles. S2 Ep3

More cutting-edge stand-up from the iconic theatre in London. The magnificent Zoe Lyons hosts and welcomes comedians Ria Lina and Tom Ward to the stage. S16 Ep3

Aisha Tyler hosts the comic improv show as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Greg Proops for another round of shunned scripts and crafty comedy. S8 Ep2

Canine Unit: The team orders four new dog vehicles for the canine section, while Adam worries about pig urine getting on his skin when he fixes a 308. S2 Ep9

Britain's most talented detectives pursue a violent drug gang in Gloucester, an aggressive mugger in sleepy Kent, and a gang of men stealing Britain's history in Cheshire. S1 Ep2

Body Fantastic: Top Gear's James May explores the innovations that define the 20th century - here he discovers the limits of his own body by experiencing high forces in a centrifuge. S1 Ep3

Take Cover!: James May explores the innovations that define the 20th century - here he looks at ideas that shaped the nature of warfare such as the use of infrared cameras. S1 Ep4

The lads rev it up when they race a BMW 6 Series, Porsche 911 and Jaguar XKR along Pendine Sands in Wales, and Johnny Vaughan and Denise Van Outen are reunited. S4 Ep5

Jeremy reviews the Nissan Cube and Renault Clio 182, Richard Hammond road tests the Cadillac CTS, and James tries out a modern take on a timeless classic in the Jaguar XJS. S4 Ep6

Barking: The fiercely competitive bargain hunters visit Barking, where Nat and John think they can smell a good buy. Two rivals unite when a vintage vehicle sparks a bidding war. S1 Ep9

Reading: High stakes and high drama in the rowdy reality show! Barry and Darren are determined not to leave empty-handed from their own patch. Dan gambles as he tries to win big. S1 Ep10

Hampshire: Stop - hammer time! Auctioneer Sean Kelly and his smash-hit reality show return to the UK, with a familiar face in tow. Sam causes a stir, but Nat won't back down. S2 Ep1

Preston: Sean Kelly presides over more cut-throat auction antics. Heavy D's gamble might just leave him with the hump. And has Jesse got what it takes to win big in the UK? S2 Ep2

China: The actor casts off in China and joins 100 locals trying to land a bighead carp at Qiandao Lake in Zhekiang before hunting for octopus and trying cormorant fishing. S3 Ep3

Taxi for Hammond! Richard and James May try their hand at minicabbing and road test the Renault Scenic and the Ford C-Max, and the lads say 'hello' to guest Lionel Richie. S4 Ep7

Jezza tests the Ford GT, Richard bids farewell to the Rover V8, James casts a critical eye over the Maserati Quattroporte and guest Martin Clunes doesn't behave badly at all. S4 Ep8

France: The Bikers find the world's most delicious chicken and egg recipes - Si and Dave this time find out why French chickens are heralded as the poshest birds on the planet. S1 Ep2

Rick arrives in Perigord, famous for black truffles, walnuts and duck dishes. He cooks enchaud, a traditional pot-roast pork, before heading towards the balmy shores of the Med. S1 Ep4

Rob Brydon hosts the witty panel show in which kidology is rewarded. David Mitchell, Lee Mack, Aisling Bea, June Brown, Adrian Chiles and Seann Walsh are the fabulous fabulists. S8 Ep9

Comedians Matt Edmondson and Andy Hamilton, TV presenter Sabrina Grant, and journalist Kirsty Wark put themselves to the test against the best-selling author's trials this time. S5 Ep42

Our survey says... that former Family Fortunes host Les Dennis is joining actor Charlie Brooks, comedian Darren Harriott, and TV presenter Melinda Messenger on this edition of the show. S4 Ep67

Humans: Stephen Fry and the panel get hung up about humans in this edition of the informative quiz. Hoping to avoid the klaxon are Jo Brand, Jack Dee, Jimmy Carr and Alan Davies. S8 Ep4

Victoria Coren Mitchell guest hosts as comedian Ria Lina and journalist Tim Shipman join regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop to delve into the news. S63 Ep2

Aquatic Sewing Machine: Beach balls, water and sand contribute to a seaside feel, a jolly tone that is interrupted when Greg Davies deals with the questionable actions of one contestant. S8 Ep8