Comedy Xtra Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song: Ross accidentally discovers that singing the suggestive lyrics to "Baby Got Back" is the only way to get baby Emma to sleep. (S9, E07)

The One With Rachel's Other Sister: Rachel's spoiled, irresponsible sister, Amy (Christina Applegate) shows up for Thanksgiving and causes arguments amongst the gang. (S9, E08)

Over Logging: Panic reigns as South Park finds that the internet's gone! The Marshes decide to go hunting for the internet in California and end up in an "internet refugee camp". (S12, E06)

Super Fun Time: The kids go on a field trip to a 'living museum'. A hostage situation ensues when robbers use the place to evade police. It's up to Cartman and Butters to save the day! (S12, E07)

The China Probrem: Alarmed by the grandeur of the Olympic ceremonies, Cartman enlists Butters to help him confront the Chinese. (S12, E08)

Breast Cancer Show Ever: Cartman's reputation is at stake when he is too afraid to fight Wendy, who is furious about his breast cancer jibes. Cartman then takes things from bad to worse! (S12, E09)

The Pub Landlord is back to serve up his unique, special brew of bar-room banter. The Guv tackles everything from global warming and a PC-world gone mad, to debt and the financial crisis!

Sofia Gloss (AKA Jayde Adams): Pussycat Doll Ashley Roberts hosts. Prolific pop princess Sofia Gloss (AKA Jayde Adams) performs her single "The Serious One"... but she'd rather be dancing. (S1, E02)

Fear of GAWD: When Rip accidentally destroys the Ten Commandments, humanity devolves into chaos, forcing Rip to hunt for the back-up set of commandments. Andy Samberg stars. (S1, E03)

The Arky Gala: Rip and Saltine attend the Arky Gala, the most glamorous event of the year, where Saltine makes an unlikely friend. The reverie is shattered when the gala is taken hostage. (S1, E04)

Sara Pascoe, Alan Davies, Darren Harriott and sidekick John Kearns invite James Acaster, Roisin Conaty, Gyles Brandreth, and Kemah Bob to play some festive guessing games in the Comedy Central attic.

Tonight, the gang show their artistic abilities while dining on guilty pleasures. The guys invite legendary New York Yankees closer Mariano Rivera to help judge their works of art. (S1, E18)

The guys reminisce about the first 100 episodes of Impractical Jokers; between highlights, they discuss the very beginning of the show and everything that's changed over the years.

City Lights: Becker's mood is worse than ever when a flickering street light keeps him awake. Margaret agrees to let Linda bring one personal item into the office. (S1, E07)

Physician, Heal Thyself: Becker is once again complaining about society, sparking another sparring match with Reggie. But when his back goes out, he has no choice but to call her for help. (S1, E08)

Choose Me: When Reggie announces that she has an extra ticket to a Rangers-Flyers hockey game, Jake and Becker each makes it his primary goal to be chosen as the lucky recipient. (S1, E09)

P.C. World: Becker's heated remarks to someone make for equally heated discussion on a radio show. (S1, E10)

The One Where Joey Tells Rachel: The guys agree that Joey should tell Rachel about his feelings for her over dinner, regardless of the potential consequences. (S8, E16)

The One With The Tea Leaves: After studying tea leaves, Phoebe believes she will encounter the man of her dreams - and she soon meets a very handsome guy, Parker (Alec Baldwin). (S8, E17)

The One With Joey's Interview: Joey prepares for an interview with Soap Opera Digest, although he's afraid of saying something stupid that may jeopardize his career... again. (S8, E19)

The One With The Baby Shower: During her baby shower Rachel has the realization that she is totally unprepared to care for a baby, sparking her mother's offer to move in with Ross and her. (S8, E20)

The all-time funniest internet clips that have ever been shown on the all-time funniest internet clip show on television. Katherine Ryan raids the archive for Most Ridiculous' Greatest Hits. (S4, E20)

It's the Most Ridiculous time of the year! Greg James brings you the show with funniest Christmas clips anywhere on the Internet. From festive fails to stupid Santas, we've got them all.

The show that lifts the lid on the funnier side of crime. Shining a spotlight on disgruntled shoppers, battles on busses, and a burglar who can't work a door! Joe Thomas narrates. (S1, E29)

The show that lifts the lid on the funnier side of crime. Featuring such criminal escapades as delivery drivers gone rogue, criminals getting creative, and some serious monkey business. (S1, E30)

Find out why the Jokers film in the produce section of grocery stores, what the guys tease Murr about, and why the audio team had issues recording in a medical office. (S6, E21)

The Joker must persuade a temp worker to pretend to be their senior vice president for a meeting with some Japanese investors, and get the hire to agree to join them for dinner. (S13, E12)

The Jokers work as television commercial actors at the golf driving range, doing what the others tell him to do. The other Jokers, who didn't go last time, pitch their memoirs to strangers. (S13, E13)

I Don't: Daria and her family participate in a strange and frightening ritual known as a family wedding. (S2, E04)

That Was Then, This Is Dumb: Daria and Jane accompany Trent to a flea market, while Jake and Helen's old college friends drop in for a reunion weekend. (S2, E05)

At Sea: "Tool Time" visits the USS Constellation for a "Salute to Engines". Jill catches Brad making out with his girlfriend. (S6, E01)

Future Shock: Tim is set in his morning routine and Jill wants him to be a bit more flexible.

A New Place for One of Our People: Having a difficult time supporting Eve's gap year, Mike gives her a hard lesson on surviving in the real world, but Eve has an unexpected reaction. (S6, E06)

Bridezilla vs. the Baxters: Mandy has turned into a full-blown bridezilla. She fires her wedding planner, puts her whole family to work and refuses to let Kyle wear sneakers. (S6, E07)

My Father the Car: Mike is determined to buy a classic car that's been left to Chuck by his deceased father. (S6, E08)

Precious Snowflakes: Mandy asks Mike to make a politically correct speech at her graduation. (S6, E09)

Michael is joined on stage by fellow funnyman Josh Widdicombe, Bryan Adams and Jess Glynne bring the musical numbers and singer Ronan Keating hands over his phone in 'Celebrity Send to All'. (S1, E02)

The One With Rachel's Phone Number: Rachel and Phoebe go out for a night together. After Rachel gives a guy her phone number, she worries that he'll call when Ross is at the apartment. (S9, E09)

The One With Christmas in Tulsa: When Chandler has to spend Christmas in Tulsa, Monica suspects the worst when she discovers that he will be joined by a beautiful co-worker, Wendy. (S9, E10)

The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work: When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma, she fears she might lose her job to the handsome temp, Gavin, they hired to replace her. (S9, E11)

The One With Phoebe's Rats: Phoebe coaxes her boyfriend, Mike (Paul Rudd), into helping her care for a litter of baby rats that were born in her cabinet. (S9, E12)