Comedy Xtra Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

The One With The Triplets: Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03)

The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS: Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive.

The One With The Kips: Chandler and Monica plan a trip to Atlantic City for some private time but end up fighting the entire time. Later, Joey finds out about the newly formed couple. (S5, E05)

The One With The Yeti: Phoebe is surprised to discover that she enjoys wearing mink. Ross confronts Emily and refuses to stop hanging out with Rachel. (S5, E06)

No Parental Guidance: Vanessa is depressed now that all of her daughters are out of the house. Mike organizes a family dinner to lift her spirits, wherein Kristin announces she's pregnant. (S1, E01)

Wrench in the Works: After completing the renovation of a Chevrolet Corvair with Chuck, Mike tells Vanessa the two had so much fun that he's thinking of starting a side business with Chuck. (S8, E02)

With Biden and Trump set to face-off in their first presidential debate of 2024, Michael Kosta is taking a look at each candidate's preparation. Paul W. Downs talks about hit HBO Max series "Hacks".

Michael Kosta reports on WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange's prison release and chats to Peter S. Goodman, author of "How the World Ran Out of Everything: Inside the Global Supply Chain".

Michael Kosta reports on the highs/lows of yesterday's primaries and the Supreme Court's ruling that makes it easier for politicians to accept bribes. Reporter Sharon Lerner discusses her latest work.

Jon Stewart goes live after CNN's presidential debate to unpack Biden's senior moments and Trump's blatant lies. Psychotherapist Lori Gottlieb discusses the impact of the debate on mental health.

British Law: Inspector Martin Smiley of the U.K. joins the Reno Sheriff's Department in an exchange program. (S2, E03)

...Unemployed. Virtual Golf becomes virtual insanity as the Aussie Jokers are instructed to give the strangest golf lessons ever seen. Who will refuse to do what they are told? (S1, E06)

The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line: Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Kathy. Ross starts playing the keyboard again and everyone apart from Phoebe thinks he's terrible. (S4, E07)

The One Where They're Going To Party! The guys try to be spontaneous and wild and Monica must decide between a steady job as head chef of a restaurant or her catering business with Phoebe. (S4, E09)

This week, Murr, Q, Sal and Joe reminisce about their Christmas past. In addition, Joe's son gets on the naughty list, while Q's on the nice list for blessing everyone with a musical gift. (S1, E16)

This week the gang eat a meal that can only be one colour. They also manage to lasso-up Patty Jenkins (director of Wonder Woman) to help determine if Murr is a bad husband. (S1, E17)

V-Day: Becker bores a bartender (guest-star George Wendt - Norm from Cheers!) with a story about his ex-wife's wedding. (S4, E14)

It Had To Be Ew: John worries that women no longer find him attractive after Jake's girlfriend makes an apparently disparaging remark to him. Linda worries that she is being replaced. (S4, E15)

Let's Talk About Sex: Becker's intended talk to children about nutrition abruptly becomes a discussion about sex. Two police officers conduct a stakeout at the diner. (S4, E16)

Picture Imperfect: An unflattering picture of someone other than John is placed in an article he wrote, causing him distress. (S4, E17)

The One With The Kips: Chandler and Monica plan a trip to Atlantic City for some private time but end up fighting the entire time. Later, Joey finds out about the newly formed couple. (S5, E05)

The One With The Yeti: Phoebe is surprised to discover that she enjoys wearing mink. Ross confronts Emily and refuses to stop hanging out with Rachel. (S5, E06)

The One Where Ross Moves In: After getting kicked out of his apartment, Ross temporarily moves in with Chandler and Joey, driving all three of them crazy. (S5, E07)

The One With All The Thanksgivings: It's Thanksgiving, and the gang reminisce about previous Thanksgiving experiences - most of them involving major mishaps! (S5, E08)

Rob and Sterling are joined by Brie Bella who shares her fight response of choice in "fear fallin'", find out what's over the line on the subway in "subway spa day" and share shark fears. (S32, ep15)

Rob, Steelo and Brie Bella get unbalanced while doing "hazardous handstands", destroy their tastebuds with their "gutter mouths", and try to save the day with a little "hero effort." (S32, ep16)

The show that lifts the lid on the funnier side of crime. Strap yourselves in for some calamitous crime and ludicrous law enforcement! Joe Thomas (The Inbetweeners) narrates. (S1, E27)

The show that lifts the lid on the funnier side of crime. Moronic misdemeanors including petrol station pillocks, a buffoon on a bridge, and bad bears. Joe Thomas narrates. (S1, E28)

The jokers work at a pawn shop, and try to give free hugs after incredibly bizarre apologies. This week's loser has to perform a song on stage. (S9, E24)

Pierce Me: When Daria agrees to help Trent find a birthday present for Jane, they somehow end up at a piercing parlour offering a two-for-one special. Hmm. (S2, E12)

Write Where It Hurts: Daria is assigned to write a short story turning people she knows into fictional characters. Like they're not unbelievable enough already. Last in the series. (S2, E13)

Let's Talk About Sex: Becker's intended talk to children about nutrition abruptly becomes a discussion about sex. Two police officers conduct a stakeout at the diner. (S4, E16)

Picture Imperfect: An unflattering picture of someone other than John is placed in an article he wrote, causing him distress. (S4, E17)

Pilot: Tim makes the dishwasher more powerful. Jill has a job interview. (S1, E01)

Mow Better Blues: Tim is tuning up his ride-on lawnmower, Jill is making the boys donate unnecessary stuff for a rummage sale and Mark breaks his dad's precious 20-year-old torque wrench. (S1, E02)

Shoveling Snow: After a big snowstorm, Eve is thrilled because now she can start her annual snow shoveling business. But then she finds out her neighbour has beaten her to it... (S3, E07)

Vanessa Fixes Kyle: Since Vanessa is feeling guilty after encouraging Mandy to break up with the sometimes clueless Kyle, she is determined to mend things... (S3, E08)

Spanking: After giving his great-grandson Boyd a spanking, Bud is surprised that Mike agrees with Kristen and Ryan about not using that style of discipline as a last resort. (S3, E10)

Elfie: In the spirit of Christmas, the sometimes self-absorbed Mandy plays Santa by anonymously arranging a holiday surprise for Blanca, the Baxters' housekeeper. (S3, E11)

Comedian Darren Harriott narrates a fresh new batch of the funniest clips out there. In this week's family-friendly fails, we'll show you how not to get on a ski lift. (S5, E09)

Comedian Darren Harriott narrates a new batch of the funniest clips out there. In this week's family-friendly fails, we'll bring you our countdown of the biggest show-offs on the internet. (S5, E10)

The One Without The Ski Trip: Ross and Rachel compete to spend time with their other friends. When a lonely Ross is excluded from Rachel's ski trip with her pals, he visits Carol. (S3, E17)

The One With The Hypnosis Tape: Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. Meanwhile, a hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman. Guest starring Jon Favreau. (S3, E18)

The One With The Tiny T-Shirt: Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19)

The One With The Dollhouse: Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20)