Comedy Xtra Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

The One With A Chick And A Duck: When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21)

The One With The Screamer: Ross thinks that Rachel's date (guest-star Ben Stiller) is crazy. Joey falls in love with Kate, but when she's offered a job in Los Angeles, she takes it. (S3, E22)

Teenage Stimpy: Stimpy starts his journey into teenagedom, complete with all its trials and tribulations. Who's Stupid Now?: Ren & Stimpy find out they are about to be cancelled. (S5,E05)

A Scooter For Yaksmas: Ren and Stimpy are preparing for Yaksmas, the wonderful holiday where Stinky Weezelteats and his sidekick Yak visit and leave great gifts, such as pre-chewed gum. (S5,E09)

Butter's Bottom B***h: Oblivious to his actions, the little innocent Butters starts up 'The Kissing Company', and is soon the most notorious pimp around. Will undercover cops ruin his fun? (S13, E09)

W. T. F.: After seeing their first live WWE wrestling match the boys decide to form their own wrestling federation... and gain a huge redneck following! (S13, E10)

Teen Talk: Principal McVicker forces Beavis and Butthead to own up to a prank on live television. (S4, E26)

Crisis Line: Beavis and Butt-Head are given positions as teen crisis phone counselors at their school and arrange to have sex with one of the students who calls them. (S4, E27)

vs. the Vending Machine: After a vending machine rips them off, Beavis and Butthead attempt to get their money back. (S4, E28)

Deputy Dance: The Sheriff's Department hires Reno's finest director, Levon French, to help them make a new recruitment commercial. Guest starring Craig Robinson. (S6, E11)

Viacom Grinch: Deputies are sent on a special assignment to crack down on illegal, knock off toys and party favours, ruining kids' parties all over Reno. Aziz Ansari guest-stars. (S6, E12)

Pilot: Human Mark Lilly helps supernatural creatures adapt to life in New York while managing relationships with his half-demon, half-human girlfriend and his recently-zombified roommate. (S1, E01)

An American Werewolf In America: Mark tries to teach a werewolf and his victim a lesson in trust. Leonard pursues his dream of becoming a famous magician and Randall plots to eat Mark... (S1, E02)

The show that lifts the lid on the funnier side of crime. Including clumsy thieves, angry bulls, and dueling bus drivers. Joe Thomas (The Inbetweeners) narrates. (S1, E08)

The guys undermine each other in a focus group, spread much confusion while teaming up at a bagel shop, and pass ridiculous notes to strangers at the park. (S9, E12)

The guys take name calling to new heights as receptionists and try to get donations for bogus charities at a pizza shop. (S9, E13)

Teleshopping.

He Said, She Said: Becker is visited by a friend of an old friend who turns out to be the old friend. Margaret is upset with an acquaintance over an old debt. (S2, E07)

Stumble In The Bronx: Becker is shot in the shoulder while rescuing Jake from a robbery attempt. In spite of his weakened state, he annoys everyone at the hospital. (S2, E08)

Hate Thy Neighbour: While recovering from the shooting, Becker must put up with his neighbours. Meanwhile, Margaret and Linda must find a temporary doctor while Becker is out. (S2, E09)

Pain In The Aspirin: Elizabeth claims that she doesn't have any aspirin, but Becker finds a bottle of them while earlier snooping through her purse. Becker obsesses about her "lie". (S2, E10)

The One With the Cake: On Emma's first birthday, Rachel convinces everyone to delay their plans so they can attend her party but plans go awry when a promiscuous birthday cake arrives... (S10, E04)

The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-sits: Rachel's self indulgent sister (Christina Applegate) visits and despite Ross' protests, Rachel lets her babysit Emma. (S10, E05)

The One With Ross's Grant: Ross applies for a paleontology grant and finds out that Charlie's ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart (Greg Kinnear), reviews the applications. (S10, E06)

The One With the Home Study: Monica and Chandler nervously prepare for a visit from an adoption worker, who confides that she slept with, and was then dumped, by a guy named "Joey". (S10, E07)

Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. This episode features; Kieran's wild ride, you can't always get what you want, cold feet, and some things are better in slow-mo. (S2, E09)

The show that lifts the lid on the funnier side of crime. This episode features crimes against fashion, crimes against florists, and crimes committed by canines! Joe Thomas narrates. (S1, E11)

The show that lifts the lid on the funnier side of crime. Lawless laughs featuring neighbourly disputes, car crime, and OAP outlaws. Joe Thomas (The Inbetweeners) narrates. (S1, E12)

Think you know what's coming? Well - tune in to see Joe, Q, Murr, and Sal surprise one another with the most outrageous twists on challenges and punishments in Impractical Jokers history.

Jane's Addiction: When Jane falls for a new boyfriend named Tom, Daria fears for her friendship. (S3, E13)

Partner's Complaint: Daria, Jane and their classmates split up into different groups to complete a school project about managing money. (S4, E01)

Hate Thy Neighbour: While recovering from the shooting, Becker must put up with his neighbours. Meanwhile, Margaret and Linda must find a temporary doctor while Becker is out. (S2, E09)

Pain In The Aspirin: Elizabeth claims that she doesn't have any aspirin, but Becker finds a bottle of them while earlier snooping through her purse. Becker obsesses about her "lie". (S2, E10)

The Feminine Mistake: Tool Time gets the go-ahead to create a special 3D effects show, featuring in-your-face antics from Tim, Al and Heidi. (S6, E23)

Taps: Jill's father dies and she has to deal with the guilt after she faked being sick that weekend so he wouldn't come to visit. Tim has to deal with the ways the boys deal with the loss. (S6, E24)

Break Out the Campaign: In preparing to give a speech announcing her candidacy for state assembly, Vanessa hires then fires both Carol Larabee and Mike as campaign managers. (S8, E10)

I'm with Cupid: When Vanessa hints that the reason Joe is hanging around the Baxter house so much is because he's lonely, Mike plays Cupid and sets up Joe with his supplier rep CeCe Powers. (S8, E12)

Student Doubt: Mandy enlists help from Vanessa and Jen to coach Kyle on how to study better, knowing Kyle is too proud to admit he's struggling with his college classes. (S8, E13)

This Too Shall Bass: With the 25th anniversary of Outdoor Man's festival approaching, Mike tries to convince Bonnie to let Ed stay home instead of going to their planned art festival. (S8, E14)

Watch Henning Wehn give everything a good rinse and witness him wring sense out of the nonsensical. Henning has no agenda, he just happens to be always spot on. It's a curse.

The One With Ross's Thing: Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks and Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Meanwhile, Monica's boyfriend surprises her by not proposing...(S3, E23)

The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion: Phoebe sets Ross up on a date with a woman who used to be bald. Robin Williams and Billy Crystal guest star. (S3, E24)

The One At The Beach: The gang goes to the beach. Phoebe meets a family friend with links to her family's past and Ross discovers that Rachel still loves him. (S3, E25)

The One With The Jellyfish: Ross dates Rachel again after unwittingly agreeing to take responsibility for their breakup. Meanwhile, Monica gets stung by a jellyfish. (S4, E01)