Comedy Xtra Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

The One With The Sonogram At The End: Ross's lesbian ex-wife is pregnant with his child, and he doesn't like her choice of a last name for the baby. (S1, E02)

Double Header: After an accident and 15 hours in the hospital the boys discover that they have been surgically attached. Scotsman In Space: Ren and Stimpy go on an exciting space adventure. (S4, E09)

Pixie King: Ren and Stimpy find themselves in elf and gnome world. Aloha Höek: Marooned on a deserted island and starving, Ren & Stimpy find refuge in a huge beached whale. (S4, E10)

Insomniac Ren: Ren can't sleep so Stimpy tries to help out. My Shiny Friend: Stimpy's TV viewing habits have gotten out of control. He spends all day watching TV while Ren works hard. (S4, E11)

A** Burgers (Part 2): Stan's existential life crisis (aka being a teenager) continues full-steam, while Cartman goes into the burger business with a super-special-secret ingredient. (S15, E08)

The Last of the Meheecans: When a game of 'border patrol' goes wrong Butters ends up reigniting Mexican pride, but Cartman isn't prepared to let the game end there. (S15, E09)

Co-host of hit podcast The Guilty Feminist, Jessica Fostekew's epic comedy-horror-story is the perfect antidote to finding yourself all at sea.

U.S. History: Beavis and Butt-Head, tasked with oral reports for their U.S. History class, opt to tell inane stories about their experiences instead. (S6, E03)

Stewart is Missing: Stewart's parents enlist Beavis and Butt-Head to help them find their missing son. (S6, E11)

Pilot: Disgraced archaeologist Rip Digman attempts to make a comeback with the help of his overachieving student, Saltine, searching for one of the greatest lost treasures: Hammurabi's Hat. (S1, E01)

Et Tu: Rip and the gang look for a historical batch of confetti, but find themselves embroiled in a mystery involving secret organizations, curses, and the knife Brutus used to kill Caesar. (S1, E02)

Sara Pascoe, alongside team captains Alan Davies & Darren Harriott, welcomes Roisin Conaty, Ed Byrne, Rosie Jones, and Archie Maddocks into the loft to play an array of guessing games. (S3, E02)

Join the guys (and guest Jeff Daniels!) as they do what they do best: talk with their mouths full. The boys will be eating a balanced meal and dishing out what they've been up to at home. (S1, E03)

You're cordially invited to a dinner party at Joe, Q, Murr, and Sal's homes from the comfort of your own. Join the fun as the guys share a meal and discuss anything and everything. (S1, E04)

Teleshopping.

Breakfast Of Chumpions: John is irritable when he tries to quit smoking. Reggie believes a friendly, fortunate customer stole all of her good luck and left her with his former bad luck. (S4, E02)

Jake's Jaunt: Everyone at the diner is surprised when Jake announces that he got married over the weekend to a woman he met at a friend's wedding. (S4, E03)

Dog Days: A con man posing as a homeless person deceives everyone at the diner. In need of extra cash, Margaret takes on a second job, then regrets it. (S4, E04)

Really Good Advice: John follows Reggie's advice about telling women that he's sorry when they're hurt. Jake and Bob swap jobs. (S4, E05)

The One With The 'Cuffs: Monica tries to prove that she can cater a gourmet meal for her mother. Meanwhile, Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss. (S4, E03)

The One With The Ballroom Dancing: Joey teaches the building superintendent ballroom dancing in order to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. (S4, E04)

The One With Joey's New Girlfriend: Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. However, little does he know, it's exactly the opposite. (S4, E05)

The One With The Dirty Girl: Ross's new girlfriend seems nearly perfect until he discovers that her apartment is incredibly dirty. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend. (S4, E06)

Rob and Steelo are joined by special guest Maddy Smith to clean out "car dumps", and sign for "delivery hazards." (S31, ep38)

Rob, Steelo and Lolo Wood break out the instruction manuals for "using things wrong", shine a light on some "shadow fun" and run wild in the aisles of "grocery store playgrounds." (S31, ep40)

The show that lifts the lid on the funnier side of crime. Crime-based-comedy featuring motoring misdemeanors, citizens arrests and delinquent animals. Joe Thomas (The Inbetweeners) narrates. (S1, E15)

The show that lifts the lid on the funnier side of crime. Criminal capers including bad getaways, racoons in a freezer, and OAPs out for justice. Joe Thomas (The Inbetweeners) narrates. (S1, E16)

The guys head to the mall completing challenges while spinning the "Wheel of Faces", ask "Did I Deserve That?" to confused customers, and save strangers from being shot with a water gun. (S9, E17)

The Misery Chick: With the prom approaching, Daria finds a sudden and unexpected surge in popularity. Meanwhile, Jane is being strangely distant. Season finale. (S1, E13)

Arts & Crass: Daria reluctantly gets involved in a poster contest in which she and Jane depict "Student Life At The Dawn Of The Millennium"...rather negatively. (S2, E01)

Dog Days: A con man posing as a homeless person deceives everyone at the diner. In need of extra cash, Margaret takes on a second job, then regrets it. (S4, E04)

Really Good Advice: John follows Reggie's advice about telling women that he's sorry when they're hurt. Jake and Bob swap jobs. (S4, E05)

Young At Heart: Tim hires a mechanic for his car who turns out to be a gorgeous woman. Driving her home, he is caught by a traffic cam in a compromising position with her. (S8, E17)

Love Labor Lost (1): Jill finds out she needs a hysterectomy. While everyone is concerned, it seems like it should be routine. Then, during the operation, problems occur. Tim gets scared. (S8, E18)

Quarterback Boyfriend: Mike is so impressed with Greg, Mandy's new boyfriend and the high school star quarterback, he offers him a job at the Outdoor Man under Kyle's supervision. (S2, E12)

What's In A Name? Mike finds out his grandson Boyd is no longer registered at school as a Baxter. Mandy, Kristin, and Eve reunite the Inglorious Baxters. (S2, E13)

Buffalo Bill Day: The Outdoor Man puts on a classic entertainment skit based on a Wild West Show. Ryan has a problem with Mike's interpretation, and Mandy flirts with an oblivious Kyle. (S2, E14)

Breaking Curfew: Mike catches Mandy sneaking into the house late one night after being with Kyle. Kristin wants to hide the truth from Boyd that she and Ryan are now romantically dating. (S2, E15)

This episode there is comedy from Sarah Millican, Carol Vorderman is in the royal box to play celebrity Send To All, and a member of the public is in for a shock! (S2, E03)

The One With The Thumb: A soda company gives Phoebe $7,000 after she finds a dismembered thumb in a can of soda. Meanwhile, Chandler is smoking again, to his friends' dismay. (S1, E03)

The One With George Stephanopoulos: When Ross mourns the anniversary of losing his virginity to Carol, the boys convince him to go to a hockey game which leads to an unfortunate incident. (S1, E04)

The One With The East German Laundry Detergent: Ross helps Rachel do laundry and considers the evening a first date. Meanwhile, Joey has Monica pose as his new girlfriend. (S1, E05)

The One With The Butt: Joey gets his big film break when he's hired to be Al Pacino's stunt butt. Meanwhile, Chandler has a relationship with all the "fun" but none of the responsibility. (S1, E06)