Comedy Xtra Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

The One With Chandler In A Box: On Thanksgiving, Joey punishes Chandler for kissing Kathy and Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor who turns out to be Richard's son. (S4, E08)

The One Where They're Going To Party! The guys try to be spontaneous and wild and Monica must decide between a steady job as head chef of a restaurant or her catering business with Phoebe. (S4, E09)

Stimpy's Big Day: After winning a Gritty Kitty poem contest, Stimpy goes to Hollywood. The Big Shot!: Stimpy enjoys living his new life in Hollywood, but after a while misses Ren. (S1, E01)

Robin Höek: As Stimpy reads a mixed-up version of Robin Hood, Ren dreams he is Robin. Nurse Stimpy: When Ren gets sick, the treatment proves worse than the disease itself. (S1, E02)

Cartman Finds Love: Cartman's racist ways lead him to weave some unexpected, cupid style, magic. Meanwhile, Kyle is less than happy with what the rumour mill has to say about him. (S16, E07)

Sarcastaball: Randy is so enraged by South Park Elementary changing the rules of American Football he sarcastically suggests even more changes - be careful, you might get what you wish for. (S16, E08)

Jimmy knows a thing or two about making people laugh. The show is packed with one-liners, stories, and jokes. Some clever, some rude, and a few totally unacceptable.

Nothing makes you better at succeeding than failing. KG Tha Comedian inspires you to become a better you, by embracing the moments you are a failing you. FAILURE = SUCCESS. (S1, E01)

The Mile High Club: Searching for Amelia Earhart's plane, Rip and the gang are taken aboard a floating airship in the sky. Swooper finds a great new opportunity and Agatha finds romance. (S1, E05)

Shakespeare's Lost Sonnet: Rip must go undercover to find Shakespeare's Lost Sonnet -- a poem so romantic that hearing it makes you orgasm. Andy Samberg stars. (S1, E06)

Sara Pascoe, alongside team captains Alan Davies & Darren Harriott, welcomes First Date's Fred Sirieix, Rhys James, Jo Brand and Dani Dyer into the attic to play an array of guessing games. (S3, E09)

The guys work at Unique Copy Centre, give bizarre interviews with moviegoers, and stand up for ridiculous protests on the streets. (S9, E02)

The guys play copycat in the park while babysitting kids who are being told what to say and do, then head to the supermarket to play a game of catch and release. (S9, E04)

Missteaks: When John receives some expensive steaks from a patient, his new neighbor Chris cajoles him into throwing a party. (S4, E22)

Much Ado About Nothing - Part 1: John is surprisingly concerned when he learns that his new neighbour Chris has left town without saying goodbye. Reggie assumes John has feelings for Chris. (S4, E23)

Everybody Loves Becker - Part 2: Reggie and Chris compete for John's affection. Linda takes Margaret out for a night on the town. (S4, E24)

Someone's In The Kitchen with Reggie?: Becker battles with himself over which woman to romance-Reggie or Chris. Linda argues with Margaret over what the term 'next Thursday' means. (S5, E01)

The One With Ross's Denial: Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross asks Rachel to move in with him. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements. (S6, E03)

The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance: Joey develops a hernia just as his health insurance expires. Meanwhile, Ross starts to use an "interesting" English accent in his new lectures. (S6, E04)

The One With Joey's Porsche: Joey pretends to be the owner of a Porsche when the owner leaves the keys at Central Perk. Meanwhile, Ross tries to avoid getting a third divorce! (S6, E05)

The One On The Last Night: The gang prepare for big changes in their living arrangements. Monica and Rachel reminisce about their time living together and it's not all good memories! (S6, E06)

Rob, Sterling and Nina Agdal discuss looking for good "random photo ops", find out who was a lice girl in "not the hair", and experiment with some "substitute science teachers." (S32, ep26)

Rob, Steelo and Nina Agdal get up close with some animals that are "hard to pet", dial up the laughs with "phoney father", and gather together to witness some "imperfect proposals." (S32, ep27)

The show that lifts the lid on the funnier side of crime. Featuring a tank on the run, juvenile offenders, and a cheerleader with anger issues. Joe Thomas (The Inbetweeners) narrates. (S1, E35)

The show that lifts the lid on the funnier side of crime. Featuring terrible truckers, feathered offenders, and a reptile on the run. Joe Thomas (The Inbetweeners) narrates. (S1, E36)

Go behind the scenes to find out what classic bit got started in this early episode, which Jokers used to live together, and why filming in Times Square became a bad idea! (S6, E04)

Daria Musical: The residents of Lawndale prepare for a deadly hurricane, while Daria and Jane are trapped on the school roof. The cast performs seven original songs. (S3, E07)

Lane Miserables: The return of the rest of the Lane family sends Jane, then Trent over to the Morgendorffer household. But a third visitor begins to shatter Daria's illusions of Trent. (S3, E08)

Everybody Loves Becker - Part 2: Reggie and Chris compete for John's affection. Linda takes Margaret out for a night on the town. (S4, E24)

Someone's In The Kitchen with Reggie?: Becker battles with himself over which woman to romance-Reggie or Chris. Linda argues with Margaret over what the term 'next Thursday' means. (S5, E01)

Bubble, Bubble, Toil And Trouble: Jill mentions the need for another sink in the bathroom, and Tim promises to add one plus a whirlpool, and anything else Jill wants. (S1, E09)

Reach Out And Teach Someone: Tim starts his dream hot rod project; he has only a frame to a 1934 Ford Roadster to begin with, but it's a start. (S1, E10)

Eve's Boyfriend: Eve has a new boyfriend but refuses to talk about him. After Vanessa pressures her for some good ol' girl talk, Eve concedes and opens up, much to Vanessa's joy. (S3, E17)

Hard-Ass Teacher: Eve has decided she wants to go to college at West Point. In order to do so she needs to get straight As, which might be a problem... (S3, E19)

April, Come She Will: When Vanessa's mooching sister April comes to visit, Mike suspects it's because she needs money. Sure enough, April explains that she's decided to have a baby... (S3, E21)

Here's the Kicker: Mike is ecstatic when Eve is picked to be her high school's first female kicker. But Vanessa feels high school football could be risky for their youngest daughter. (S4, E01)

This episode there is comedy from Jack Whitehall and a very special performance from David Brent. Jamie Oliver plays celebrity Send To All. (S2, E05)

The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie: Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E10)

The One With Phoebe's Uterus: Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement which involves a massive decision for Phoebe. (S4, E11)

The One With The Embryos: Phoebe undergoes an embryo transplant and becomes pregnant. Meanwhile, a simple challenge escalates into a full blown contest between the guys and the girls. (S4, E12)

The One With Rachel's Crush: Chandler has a hard time handling Kathy's new role in a play, in which she pretends to have sex with a handsome man, whilst Rachel is attracted to a customer. (S4, E13)