Comedy Central HD Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

Rhod Gilbert is joined by guests James Buckley, Guz Khan and Rachel Parris to roll back the clock. Find out who had a crush on Cilla Black? And who was a teenage "tea leaf"? (S5, E01)

Topics include Karl admitting he is getting a face rub at a spa, the customs of undocumented tribes in New Guinea, and a fan's email warns of dangerous dolphins. (S1, E04)

Ricky and Stephen challenge Karl's interpretations of famous sayings, and Stephen questions Karl on what he's learned since his New Year's resolution to learn something new every day. (S1, E05)

Cri**led Summer: At camp with his disabled chums, Jimmy is oblivious to Nathan's attempts to kill him and become champ. The boys sort an intervention as Towelie's drug use is too much! (S14, E07)

Demetri alternates between stand-up comedy and taped skits to explore life's 'important things'. This episode, the important subject of Chairs is discussed. David Cross guests. (S1, E04)

...Unemployed. The Aussie Jokers take over a suburban supermarket causing chaos at the checkout. They also try to master the art of small talk at a speed dating event. (S1, E02)

Sara Pascoe, Alan Davies, Darren Harriott, and sidekick John Kearns, welcome Nish Kumar, Chris McCausland, Maisie Adam and Suzi Ruffell to play another round of absurd guessing games. (S4, E09)

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This time we give the good old US of A the MR treatment. Greg James watches the American dream become a nightmare with cowboy cock-ups, patriotic pratfalls and loads of all American idiots. (S3, E14)

This time all manner of troublemakers are getting the Most Ridiculous treatment. We've got woeful wrong un's, bungling burglars, and some truly calamitous cops. Greg James is your guide. (S3, E15)

The One With The Joke: Chandler is upset when a men's magazine prints Ross's joke. However, both Chandler and Ross claim to have originated the joke. (S6, E12)

The One With Rachel's Sister: Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill (guest-star Reese Witherspoon), find independence, that is until she starts flirting with Ross. (S6, E13)

The One Where Chandler Can't Cry: Angry that Rachel interfered in her relationship with Ross, Jill sets out to seduce him. Meanwhile, Joey learns that people think Phoebe is a porn star. (S6, E14)

The One That Could Have Been (1): Contemplating how differently their lives could have turned out, the gang fantasize about the paths they could have so easily taken. (S6, E15)

The One That Could Have Been (2): In the friends' continuing speculative fantasy, Ross initiates a threesome with his wife and her female friend but it doesn't go the way he wanted. (S6, E16)

The One With Unagi: Chandler and Monica agree to give each other homemade presents for their six-month anniversary and Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. (S6, E17)

The One Where Ross Dates a Student: When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble by dating a student. (S6, E18)

The One With Joey's Fridge: Ross tries to contain his paranoia when his student girlfriend goes on spring break with her wild friends. (S6, E19)

The One With Mac And C.H.E.E.S.E: Joey auditions for a major television role, but Chandler almost ruins everything by forgetting to write down a telephone message. (S6, E20)

The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad: Ross fails to impress his girlfriend's father (guest-star Bruce Willis). Joey gets off on the wrong foot with the operator of his robotic co-star. (S6, E21)

The One Where Paul's The Man: While Ross and Elizabeth are on a romantic weekend getaway at her family's cabin, Elizabeth's father (guest-star Bruce Willis) and Rachel show up unexpectedly. (S6, E22)

The One With The Ring: Chandler finds the perfect engagement ring, and then loses it. Rachel tries to get Paul (Bruce Willis) to reveal his emotions, but now he can't stop blubbering. (S6, E23)

The One With The Proposal (1): Chandler's romantic marriage proposal is ruined when Monica's former boyfriend (Tom Selleck) returns. Joey accidentally buys a boat at a silent auction. (S6, E24)

The One With The Proposal (2): Chandler fools Monica into believing he hates the idea of marriage, but his plan backfires as she seeks consolation with Richard (Tom Selleck). (S6, E25)

A celebrated analyst (Richard Dreyfuss) inherits Bob (Bill Murray), an obsessive, phobic patient from a colleague. But the doctor finds himself unable to escape Bob's constant presence... (1991)

The One With Monica's Thunder: Monica excitedly reveals the good news of her engagement to everyone, but Rachel and Ross upstage her by reuniting. (S7, E01)

The One With Rachel's Book: Joey finds out that Rachel is reading a steamy romance novel and Monica discovers that her parents have spent the money for her wedding on a beach house. (S7, E02)

The One With Phoebe's Cookies: Monica becomes obsessed with obtaining Phoebe's secret cookie recipe. Meanwhile, whilst trying to bond, Chandler accidentally gives Monica's dad a lap dance. (S7, E03)

The One With Rachel's Assistant: Rachel wants to hire a cute, young male assistant over a more qualified woman. Meanwhile, Joey's show gets cancelled. (S7, E04)

The One With The Engagement Picture: Joey teaches Chandler how to smile for an engagement picture with Monica. Phoebe and Ross each date the members of a couple preparing for divorce. (S7, E05)

The One With The Nap Partners: Joey and Ross accidentally take a nap together and much to their dismay, find that they like it. Phoebe and Rachel compete to be Monica's maid of honour. (S7, E06)

A playboy and part-time special agent, Powers (Mike Myers) is defrosted after 30 years in a cryogenic freeze to match wits with his nemesis, Dr.

...Theatre. Lee Evans delivers a wealth of classics including his "How To Be a Comic" self-help vinyl and the mumble your wife makes just after an argument. This award-winner is where it all began!