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Topics include what to know about donating to charities, public nudity, violence in animal sanctuaries, and sexual aids for men & women. (S1, E02)

Topics include Karl's theory on a reverse-aging process, charitable gifts for families in need, the merits of space travel, a choice of superpowers, and personal mottos. (S1, E03)

Medicinal Fried Chicken: Cartman is furious to find that his favourite restaurant has been turned into a medical marijuana dispensary. Randy is less disappointed. (S14, E03)

You Have 0 Friends: Against his better judgement Stan joins Facebook and becomes a social networking juggernaut, causing him to be sucked into the website itself - 'Tron' parody ahoy! (S14, E04)

Walking Erect (aka Boner Watch): Beavis and Butt-Head visit the local zoo and cause a panic. (S5, E08)

Demetri alternates between stand-up comedy and taped skits to explore life's 'important things'. This episode, the important subject of Chairs is discussed. David Cross guests. (S1, E04)

Rhod Gilbert is joined by guests Kerry Godliman, Remel London and Pravanya Pillay to roll back the clock. What will they learn about each other - and who will be the most embarrassed? (S5, E12)

The One With All The Poker: Rachel interviews for a job as an assistant buyer at Saks Fifth Avenue and the girls face the boys in a not so friendly game of poker. (S1, E18)

The One Where The Monkey Gets Away: The gang search for Ross' monkey, Marcel, who slipped out of the apartment while Rachel was looking after him. (S1, E19)

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Narrated by comedian Katherine Ryan, there's bottom sniffing and scratching galore with the most hilarious pet clips on the web. From dodgy dogs to crazed cats, the fur is truly flying. (S4, E05)

Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos ever. From goofy grandparents to disastrous dads to mothers who definitely don't know best. (S3, E13)

The One On The Last Night: The gang prepare for big changes in their living arrangements. Monica and Rachel reminisce about their time living together and it's not all good memories! (S6, E06)

The One Where Phoebe Runs: Rachel is embarrassed by Phoebe's "flamboyant" running style and tries to avoid her on her morning jogs.

The One With Ross's Teeth: Ross over-whitens his teeth in order to impress his date. Phoebe may or may not have made out with Ralph Lauren which gets Rachel into trouble with her boss. (S6, E08)

The One Where Ross Got High: On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favour with Monica's parents. However, an incident from his and Ross' college days hinders his efforts. (S6, E09)

The One With The Cop: After Phoebe finds a police badge, she uses it to do good deeds. That is until she meets the policeman who lost it. (S5, E16)

The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss: Rachel accidentally kisses the man interviewing her for a job. Meanwhile, Joey becomes obsessed with a woman living in Ross's apartment building. (S5, E17)

The One Where Rachel Smokes: Rachel starts smoking when she realises that her boss and co-workers are all smokers and she's missing out on the benefits that come with their excursions. (S5, E18)

The One Where Ross Can't Flirt: Ross tries to flirt with the pizza delivery girl, with cringe worthy results. Meanwhile, Rachel loses a pair of earrings that Monica had lent to Phoebe. (S5, E19)

The One With The Ride-Along: While the guys are out on a ride along with Gary, a car backfires (sounding like a gun shot), and Ross feels like he had a 'near death experience'. (S5, E20)

The One With The Ball: Gary asks Phoebe to move in with him and Monica and Chandler join Ross and Joey in a game of catch that lasts for hours. (S5, E21)

The One With Joey's Big Break: Joey and Chandler take a road trip to Las Vegas, where Joey has landed the lead role in a movie. Phoebe is angry at Ross, but doesn't know why... (S5, E22)

The One In Vegas (1): The gang decide to go out to Las Vegas to surprise Joey and to celebrate Monica and Chandler's one-year anniversary. However, drama soon unfolds. (S5, E23)

The One In Vegas (2): Monica and Chandler reconcile and, on the roll of the dice, decide to get married immediately. However, they find out that Ross and Rachel have beaten them to it. (S5, E24)

The One After Vegas: Ross and Rachel deal with the aftermath of their drunken escapade. Phoebe and Joey take a road trip back to New York in Phoebe's grandmother's cab. (S6, E01)

The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel: Chandler and Monica tell Joey and Rachel that they want to live together. Monica is hurt that Rachel doesn't react as strongly as Joey. (S6, E02)

The One With Ross's Denial: Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross asks Rachel to move in with him. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements. (S6, E03)

The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance: Joey develops a hernia just as his health insurance expires. Meanwhile, Ross starts to use an "interesting" English accent in his new lectures. (S6, E04)

The One With Joey's Porsche: Joey pretends to be the owner of a Porsche when the owner leaves the keys at Central Perk. Meanwhile, Ross tries to avoid getting a third divorce! (S6, E05)

The One On The Last Night: The gang prepare for big changes in their living arrangements. Monica and Rachel reminisce about their time living together and it's not all good memories! (S6, E06)

The One Where Phoebe Runs: Rachel is embarrassed by Phoebe's "flamboyant" running style and tries to avoid her on her morning jogs.

The One With Ross's Teeth: Ross over-whitens his teeth in order to impress his date. Phoebe may or may not have made out with Ralph Lauren which gets Rachel into trouble with her boss. (S6, E08)

The One Where Ross Got High: On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favour with Monica's parents. However, an incident from his and Ross' college days hinders his efforts. (S6, E09)

The One With The Routine: Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine on a New Year's Eve dance show. Ross and Monica resurrect their high school dance routine for the broadcast. (S6, E10)

The One With The Apothecary Table: Janine (Elle Macpherson) forces Joey to choose between her and his friends. Rachel buys an apothecary table from a store that Phoebe hates. (S6, E11)

Rob (John Cusack) sells vinyl LPs and has endless top five all-time great lists in his head. When his girlfriend walks out, he confronts the women in his top five break ups. Jack Black co-stars.(2000)

Van Wilder (Ryan Reynolds) is the eternal student but when his dad gets fed up with him never graduating it's time for Van to become a 'professional party thrower'! Tara Reid co-stars. (2002)