Comedy Central HD Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

Rhod Gilbert is joined by guests Omid Djalili, Catherine Bohart and The Vivienne to roll back the clock. What will they learn about each other - and who will be the most embarrassed? (S5, E10)

Karl explains why he would have liked to join the Army and recounts his most harrowing acts of bravery. (S3, E03)

Ricky suggests they play "Room 102", a take on George Orwell's Room 101 from "1984", and asks Karl what he would banish to Room 102 forever. (S3, E04)

After Karl insists that he is really a happy-go-lucky guy at heart, spending most of his time home alone on DIY projects, Ricky and Stephen ask him to take them through a typical day. (S3, E05)

Ricky, Stephen and Karl take turns describing the quintessential Englishman, and Karl explains why, if he could be any nationality other than English, he'd choose to be Italian. (S3, E06)

Whale W****s: Kyle joins the crew of a reality documentary show who confront Japanese whalers, but finds their tactics leave a lot to be desired for and that war with Japan beckons! (S13, E11)

Sara Pascoe, Alan Davies, Darren Harriott, and sidekick John Kearns, welcome Mike Wozniak, Lou Sanders, The Vivienne and Toussant Douglas to play another round of absurd guessing games. (S4, E05)

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The internet's funniest clips are lined up as we give brides & grooms the MR treatment. Standby for ceremonies in chaos, brides going ballistic and the world's worst wedding photographers. (S3, E04)

Greg James is our guide as injury prone Thrill-seekers get the Most Ridiculous treatment. So standby for stupid skaters, comical cyclists, and the true pain of parkour. (S3, E05)

The Jokers persuade a temp worker to be their senior vice president for an investor meeting. The losing Joker plays an inept stage manager for John Mayer's gig, with embarrassing results. (S10, E04)

The Jokers give pickleball lessons and try to convince fellow customers to give them a store gift card. The losers compete in an animal themed game show hosted by Paul Sheer. (S10, E06)

Insult To Injury: Tim dislocates his shoulder on Tool Time, and leaves the hospital in order to make it to his next episode to break Bob Vila's record for most appearances on a tool show. (S6, E21)

Family Un-Ties: The Taylors go to a hardware show in Cleveland, and Jill looks forward to spending quality time with the boys. But they don't seem to be interested in spending time with her. (S6, E22)

A Moving Finale: When Mandy and Kyle are dragging their feet getting their stuff moved into the new apartment, Vanessa suspects it might be Kyle's fault. Chuck and Ed try to avoid Boyd. (S7, E22)

Yours, Wine, and Ours: With the house empty, Mike opts for more "me time" instead of doing couples things with Vanessa. He's soon reminded by Bonnie of how couples can drift apart. (S8, E03)

You've Got Male (or Female): Kristin entrusts Mike with the doctor's envelope that shows the gender of her unborn child, knowing that Vanessa will never be able to keep the secret. (S8, E04)

The Office: Mike gives Vanessa an office for the third anniversary of her tutoring business. However, after conversing with Carol Larabee, Vanessa feels guilty that her business is thriving. (S8, E05)

The One Without The Ski Trip: Ross and Rachel compete to spend time with their other friends. When a lonely Ross is excluded from Rachel's ski trip with her pals, he visits Carol. (S3, E17)

The One With The Hypnosis Tape: Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. Meanwhile, a hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman. Guest starring Jon Favreau. (S3, E18)

The One With The Tiny T-Shirt: Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19)

The One With The Dollhouse: Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20)

The One With A Chick And A Duck: When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21)

The One With The Screamer: Ross thinks that Rachel's date (guest-star Ben Stiller) is crazy. Joey falls in love with Kate, but when she's offered a job in Los Angeles, she takes it. (S3, E22)

The One With Ross's Thing: Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks and Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Meanwhile, Monica's boyfriend surprises her by not proposing...(S3, E23)

The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion: Phoebe sets Ross up on a date with a woman who used to be bald. Robin Williams and Billy Crystal guest star. (S3, E24)

The One At The Beach: The gang goes to the beach. Phoebe meets a family friend with links to her family's past and Ross discovers that Rachel still loves him. (S3, E25)

The One With The Jellyfish: Ross dates Rachel again after unwittingly agreeing to take responsibility for their breakup. Meanwhile, Monica gets stung by a jellyfish. (S4, E01)

The One With The Cat: Phoebe believes that the cat that jumped into her guitar case in Central Perk contains the spirit of her adoptive mum. (S4, E02)

The One With The 'Cuffs: Monica tries to prove that she can cater a gourmet meal for her mother. Meanwhile, Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss. (S4, E03)

The One With The Ballroom Dancing: Joey teaches the building superintendent ballroom dancing in order to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. (S4, E04)

The One With Joey's New Girlfriend: Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. However, little does he know, it's exactly the opposite. (S4, E05)

The One With The Dirty Girl: Ross's new girlfriend seems nearly perfect until he discovers that her apartment is incredibly dirty. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend. (S4, E06)

The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line: Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Kathy. Ross starts playing the keyboard again and everyone apart from Phoebe thinks he's terrible. (S4, E07)

Rhod Gilbert is joined by guests Amy Gledhill, Emmanuel Sonubi and Michelle Visage to roll back the clock. What will they learn about each other - and who will be the most embarrassed? (S5, E11)

The Aussie Jokers become receptionists and create chaos amongst the clients. They also confuse customers as they pose as enlightened Wellness Gurus in a yoga studio. (S1, E01)

Planet Tour: On the 115th date of the tour, Lee Evans plays all characters in a head-spinning skit, chases his rogue piano around the stage, and wonders why all mums can pick up hot things!