Comedy Central HD Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

Rhod Gilbert is joined by guests Rosie Jones, Eshaan Akbar, and Jordan Gray. What will they learn about each other - and who will be the most embarrassed? (S5, E09)

Karl's academic predictions for the future include; everyone will be ugly and physically weaker, trousers will cease to be produced and we will blend all of our food. Vintage Pilkington (S2, E08)

Topics include the value of discovering new species; a perturbing feature for a future car; and a documentary about a pregnant man. (S2, E09)

Karl discusses his childhood memories of having thousands of Tic Tacs in his house, plus his curiosity at the reading material in a doctor's surgery. (S2, E10)

Karl recounts having eaten a beetle, having been lost in London and having talked to a ghost in Cornwall, plus his theory on how Martians are more productive than humans - a must watch! (S2, E11)

Fishsticks: Jimmy is angry that Cartman tries to take credit for a joke he created that is now sweeping the nation. But an angry Kanye West just can't get his head around the punch line. (S13, E05)

Pinewood Derby: Randy and Stan somehow discover warp speed, allowing Earth to join the Galactic Federation of Planets, but will an alien gangster and his 'space cash' ruin everything? (S13, E06)

Sara Pascoe, alongside team captains Alan Davies & Darren Harriott, welcomes Fern Brady, Kerry Howard, Alfie Brown and Ria Lina into the attic to play an array of guessing games. (S3, E12)

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The strangest viral clip show around returns and it's the turn of fun and games to get the Most Ridiculous treatment. From extreme board games to hiking horrors. We've got it covered. (S2, E16)

The craziest viral clip show on television returns and, this time, teen disasters get the Most Ridiculous treatment.

The Jokers go head-to-head tournament style providing answers to their product sampling questionnaire. Then the pairs of Jokers give presentations about life hacks. (S13, E16)

The Jokers persuade a focus group participant to sign off on different contract items. The Jokers must get a stranger to listen to them reading their daughter's diary entries. (S13, E17)

Workin' Man Blues: When Brad gets a new job at a sporting goods store, he gets so excited over a perceived career possibility that he neglects his academic work. (S6, E11)

No Place Like Home: Tim's brothers help move their mother out of the family home, but Tim takes an immediate dislike to the new owners' plans for the place. (S6, E12)

Shadowboxing: When Mandy job shadows Mike at The Outdoor Man, her textbook conflict resolution skills differ from Mike's experience-based approach. Season finale. (S6, E22)

Welcome Baxter: Picking up a year after the sixth season finale, Mike and Vanessa eagerly await Eve's visit home from the Air Force Academy. (S7, E01)

Man vs. Myth: Under the threat of corporate takeover, Mike & Ed disagree on the direction of Outdoor Man's future. Vanessa is elated when she thinks Mandy and Kyle are trying to have a baby. (S7, E02)

Giving Mike the Business: When Vanessa wants to board a foreign exchange student, Mike must work overtime to impress her father. Meanwhile, Boyd invites a girl over... (S7, E03)

The One With Ross's New Girlfriend: Rachel waits at the airport for Ross, not knowing he is returning from China with his new girlfriend, Julie. Phoebe gives Monica an awful haircut. (S2, E01)

The One With The Breast Milk: The guys are uncomfortable with the thought of Carol's breast feeding, while Rachel is upset by Monica's growing friendship with Julie. (S2, E02)

The One Where Heckles Dies: After Mr. Heckles dies and leaves all his belongings to Monica and Rachel, Chandler discovers eerie similarities between Heckles and him. (S2, E03)

The One With Phoebe's Husband: Phoebe reveals she married a gay Canadian ice dancer to help him get his green card. This spurs Joey and Chandler to share some of their secrets. (S2, E04)

The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant: Income issues divide the friends. Monica, Ross and Chandler have money, and Phoebe, Rachel and Joey don't. (S2, E05)

The One With The Baby On The Bus: Chandler and Joey lose Ross's son while checking out women on the bus. Meanwhile, Phoebe loses her Central Perk singing gig to a professional singer. (S2, E06)

The One Where Ross Finds Out: A drunken Rachel is persuaded to call Ross and reveal her feelings for him on his answering machine. Now, Ross must make a decision between her and Julie. (S2, E07)

The One With The List: Joey and Chandler try to help Ross with his decision to date either Julie or Rachel by making a list of the pros and cons about each. (S2, E08)

The One With Phoebe's Dad: Phoebe tries to track down her real father. Meanwhile, Ross asks Rachel to make a list of pros and cons about him. (S2, E09)

The One With Russ: While dating a guy named Russ, Rachel can't see his uncanny resemblance to Ross. Meanwhile, Monica gets back together with "fun Bobby". (S2, E10)

The One With The Lesbian Wedding: Monica caters the wedding of Ross's ex-wife and her lesbian lover. Meanwhile, Rachel's mum comes to visit with news that she is divorcing her father. (S2, E11)

The One After the Superbowl (1): Ross travels to San Diego to visit Marcel, his monkey. Meanwhile, Joey is stalked by a rather attractive fan of his TV show. Guest stars Brooke Shields. (S2, E12)

The One After the Superbowl (2): Rachel and Monica compete for the affections of Jean-Claude Van Damme after meeting him on a movie set. Julia Roberts also guest-stars. (S2, E13)

The One With The Prom Video: Monica and Rachel's prom video reveals Monica's former girth, Rachel's former nose and the way Ross has always felt about Rachel. (S2, E14)

The One Where Ross And Rachel...You Know: Ross and Rachel finally sleep together. Monica becomes infatuated with one of her parents' friends (Tom Selleck) for whom she caters a party. (S2, E15)

The One Where Joey Moves Out: After having a fight with Chandler, Joey moves out. Monica's father finds out that his best friend (Tom Selleck) and Monica are dating. (S2, E16)

Rhod Gilbert is joined by guests Omid Djalili, Catherine Bohart and The Vivienne to roll back the clock. What will they learn about each other - and who will be the most embarrassed? (S5, E10)

Find out whether the guys can make it as film directors. Celebrity guest Paula Abdul hosts a dinner for her fans, and least successful prankster is in attendance. (S10, E12)

Lee Evans gives us a side-splitting grand finale to his 100 date sell-out UK tour. More vintage material here as he re-enacts coming home a drunken mess from the pub and Brits on package holidays.