Comedy Central HD Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

Drink your own juice! Thanyia Moore tells you to ask for more, be who you are and celebrate your success. Don't let anyone hold you back when you're trying to be you. Don't be a dry biscuit! (S1, E03)

The forecast is hilarious as Most Ridiculous brings you the funniest weather clips around. Katherine Ryan is braced for a storm of stupidity, fools in floods and plenty of ice, ice, baby. (S4, E13)

Most Ridiculous is in the good old US of 'Oww'. Katherine Ryan hosts a supersized helping of stateside stupidity including clips of cack-handed cowboys and fast food fools. (S4, E14)

Fear of GAWD: When Rip accidentally destroys the Ten Commandments, humanity devolves into chaos, forcing Rip to hunt for the back-up set of commandments. Andy Samberg stars. (S1, E03)

The Arky Gala: Rip and Saltine attend the Arky Gala, the most glamorous event of the year, where Saltine makes an unlikely friend. The reverie is shattered when the gala is taken hostage. (S1, E04)

Tonight Rhod is joined by David Baddiel, Nicola Coughlan, and Darren Harriott as they travel back in time to adolescence. Discover parents' sex stories and and who listened to people weeing. (S1, E04)

Ricky, Stephen and Karl discuss capital punishment, the Ten Commandments and hostage negotiation. (S3, E07)

Karl shares his thoughts on medical advancements, how being sick makes him feel better, and his idea for a machine that would allow doctors to feel their patients' pain. (S3, E08)

Nothing Happening: While Beavis and Butt-Head doze off on the couch, waiting for the TV signal to come back, a flurry of excitement and violence happens outside. (S7, E15)

Take a Lap: Beavis and Butt-Head follow the instructions of a hyperactive TV excercise guru in an attempt to get "cool butts". (S7, E16)

The One After Vegas: Ross and Rachel deal with the aftermath of their drunken escapade. Phoebe and Joey take a road trip back to New York in Phoebe's grandmother's cab. (S6, E01)

The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel: Chandler and Monica tell Joey and Rachel that they want to live together. Monica is hurt that Rachel doesn't react as strongly as Joey. (S6, E02)

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Comedian Darren Harriott narrates a fresh new batch of the funniest clips out there. This week, we show you not to cook an egg, and we pit man against beast to see which is more ridiculous. (S5, E17)

Comedian Darren Harriott narrates a fresh new batch of the funniest clips out there.

Sara Pascoe, alongside team captains Alan Davies & Darren Harriott, welcome Mark Watson, Phil Wang, Ellie Taylor, and Kiri Pritchard-McLean into the loft to play an array of guessing games. (S1, E03)

The guys encourage strangers to fill out their questionnaires with a broken hand in a waiting room, and then head to the market where they solicit strangers for money they don't deserve. (S9, E09)

The guys go face-to-face hitting the bulls-eye at a clothing store, and go head-to-head in a focus group sabotaging each other with strange inventions. (S9, E11)

Nothing More Than Feelings: Tim and the Tool Time audience start sharing experiences about each other's wives - with a predictable reaction from Jill when the show airs... (S1, E07)

Flying Sauces: Brad and Randy are ashamed of being seen in public with their "geek brother". Jill thinks she and Tim should tell them not to torment Mark, but Tim has other ideas.(S1, E08)

Tasers: A large bouquet of roses is delivered anonymously to the Baxter's house on Valentine's Day. Vanessa knows they're not for her because Mike doesn't believe in the Hallmark holiday. (S3, E15)

Stud Muffin: The Baxter's neighbour Chuck Larabee stops by with his German Shepard, Lady, to let them know that their tiny dog, Muffin, has impregnated his dog. (S3, E16)

The One With The Fake Party: Rachel throws Emily a fake going away party so she can see Joshua outside of work. Meanwhile, Phoebe's pregnancy cravings kick in as she longs for meat. (S4, E16)

The One With The Free Porn: The guys realise their TV is picking up a porno station for free, and Phoebe discovers she's carrying triplets. (S4, E17)

The One With Rachel's New Dress: Phoebe gets to name one of her babies which leads to Joey telling Chandler that he has a terrible name. Rachel's plan to seduce her boyfriend goes awry. (S4, E18)

The One With All The Haste: Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys. Meanwhile, Ross spontaneously pops the question to Emily. (S4, E19)

The One With All The Wedding Dresses: Monica has an aspirational phase of wearing Emily's wedding dress. Meanwhile, Chandler forces Joey to get treatment for his snoring at a sleep clinic. (S4, E20)

The One With The Invitation: The friends get invitations to Ross's wedding, but not all of them are going. Ross and Rachel reminisce separately about when they dated each other. (S4, E21)

The One With The Worst Best Man Ever: After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to be his best man. Meanwhile, the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe. (S4, E22)

The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision... (S4, E23)

The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E24)

The One After Ross Says Rachel: Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E01)

The One With All The Kissing: Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02)

The One With The Triplets: Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03)

The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS: Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive.

The One With The Kips: Chandler and Monica plan a trip to Atlantic City for some private time but end up fighting the entire time. Later, Joey finds out about the newly formed couple. (S5, E05)

The One With The Yeti: Phoebe is surprised to discover that she enjoys wearing mink. Ross confronts Emily and refuses to stop hanging out with Rachel. (S5, E06)

The One Where Ross Moves In: After getting kicked out of his apartment, Ross temporarily moves in with Chandler and Joey, driving all three of them crazy. (S5, E07)

CIA agents FDR (Chris Pine) and Tuck (Tom Hardy) are inseparable best friends and partners, but their bond is put to the test when they meet, and fal in love with, Lauren (Reese Witherspoon) (2012)

...Unemployed. The Aussie Jokers ask unsuspecting dental patients to open and say Arrrghh!!! The boys are dental assistants and their behaviour is highly unprofessional. (S1, E07)

Amidst the streaming wars, the drought in South Park has significantly worsened. In court, Eric Cartman sues his mother, forcing Stan, Tolkien, Butters and Kyle to testify.