Comedy Central HD Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

No stranger to yap, Alan Carr yapped his way around the UK & Ireland. The BAFTA winning comedian, author and chat show supremo returns to his stand up roots with his hilarious take on life. Yap it up.

Demetri alternates between stand-up and taped skits to explore life's 'important things'. This episode, the important subject of Chairs is discussed. David Cross guests. (S1, E04)

Topics include what to know about donating to charities, public nudity, violence in animal sanctuaries, and sexual aids for men & women. (S1, E02)

Topics include Karl's theory on a reverse-aging process, charitable gifts for families in need, the merits of space travel, a choice of superpowers, and personal mottos. (S1, E03)

The craziest viral clip show on television returns and, this time, builders get the Most Ridiculous treatment with everything from cement mixer calamities to dangerous demolition. (S2, E15)

The strangest viral clip show around returns and it's the turn of fun and games to get the Most Ridiculous treatment. From extreme board games to hiking horrors. We've got it covered. (S2, E16)

Out of Order is a new gameshow all about judgements and first impressions. Host Rosie Jones is joined by team captains Katherine Ryan and Judi Love, plus Ivo Graham & Emmanuel Sonubi. (S1, E04)

Radio Sweethearts: While working at Burger World, Beavis and Butt-head call KT&A radio station and win a contest to become disc jockeys for a day. (S4, E30)

Sara Pascoe, Alan Davies, Darren Harriott and sidekick John Kearns invite James Acaster, Roisin Conaty, Gyles Brandreth, and Kemah Bob to play some festive guessing games in the Comedy Central attic.

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Get your gameface on as Greg James takes us through the funniest sporting virals. So warm yourself up for dizzy batsmen, football fails, gym disasters, and loads of brilliant balls ups. (S3, E12)

Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos ever. From goofy grandparents to disastrous dads to mothers who definitely don't know best. (S3, E13)

You're cordially invited to a dinner party at Joe, Q, Murr, and Sal's homes from the comfort of your own. Join the fun as the guys share a meal and discuss anything and everything. (S1, E04)

It's dinner time. Get up close and personal with Joe, Q, Murr and Sal as they welcome you into their homes. Join the fun as the guys dine and discuss the week that was. (S1, E05)

The Niece: Wilson's niece, Willow, surprises him with a visit, with the possibility that she might stay with him for a while. Tim becomes impatient because Wilson no longer has time for him. (S7, E06)

Jill's Passion: After a man asks her out at the gym, thinking Tim is Jill's brother, she fantasizes about the man and worries whether the spark has gone out of her marriage. (S7, E07)

Dual Time: As Mike labours over a topic for his 10th anniversary Outdoor Man vlog, Vanessa damages the kitchen disposal. She calls in Tim "The Toolman" Taylor (from Home Improvement!). (S9, E02)

Jen Again: Mike surprises Vanessa with a visit from Jen that might last longer than expected. Ryan asks Chuck for advice to impress his new corporate boss on the golf course. (S9, E04)

Outdoor Toddler: When Vanessa asks Ed to revive the Outdoorman Toddler campaign, she is forced to choose between her two new granddaughters. Ryan plans to buy a house on Mike's street. (S9, E05)

A Fool and His Money: Mike regrets convincing Joe to use his inheritance money to buy a classic jeep. Kristin and Ryan worry that Mandy and Kyle are teaching Sarah bad language. (S9, E06)

The One With The Cop: After Phoebe finds a police badge, she uses it to do good deeds. That is until she meets the policeman who lost it. (S5, E16)

The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss: Rachel accidentally kisses the man interviewing her for a job. Meanwhile, Joey becomes obsessed with a woman living in Ross's apartment building. (S5, E17)

The One Where Rachel Smokes: Rachel starts smoking when she realises that her boss and co-workers are all smokers and she's missing out on the benefits that come with their excursions. (S5, E18)

The One Where Ross Can't Flirt: Ross tries to flirt with the pizza delivery girl, with cringe worthy results. Meanwhile, Rachel loses a pair of earrings that Monica had lent to Phoebe. (S5, E19)

The One With The Ride-Along: While the guys are out on a ride along with Gary, a car backfires (sounding like a gun shot), and Ross feels like he had a 'near death experience'. (S5, E20)

The One With The Ball: Gary asks Phoebe to move in with him and Monica and Chandler join Ross and Joey in a game of catch that lasts for hours. (S5, E21)

The One With Joey's Big Break: Joey and Chandler take a road trip to Las Vegas, where Joey has landed the lead role in a movie. Phoebe is angry at Ross, but doesn't know why... (S5, E22)

The One In Vegas (1): The gang decide to go out to Las Vegas to surprise Joey and to celebrate Monica and Chandler's one-year anniversary. However, drama soon unfolds. (S5, E23)

The One In Vegas (2): Monica and Chandler reconcile and, on the roll of the dice, decide to get married immediately. However, they find out that Ross and Rachel have beaten them to it. (S5, E24)

The One After Vegas: Ross and Rachel deal with the aftermath of their drunken escapade. Phoebe and Joey take a road trip back to New York in Phoebe's grandmother's cab. (S6, E01)

The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel: Chandler and Monica tell Joey and Rachel that they want to live together. Monica is hurt that Rachel doesn't react as strongly as Joey. (S6, E02)

The One With Ross's Denial: Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross asks Rachel to move in with him. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements. (S6, E03)

The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance: Joey develops a hernia just as his health insurance expires. Meanwhile, Ross starts to use an "interesting" English accent in his new lectures. (S6, E04)

The One With Joey's Porsche: Joey pretends to be the owner of a Porsche when the owner leaves the keys at Central Perk. Meanwhile, Ross tries to avoid getting a third divorce! (S6, E05)

The One On The Last Night: The gang prepare for big changes in their living arrangements. Monica and Rachel reminisce about their time living together and it's not all good memories! (S6, E06)

The One Where Phoebe Runs: Rachel is embarrassed by Phoebe's "flamboyant" running style and tries to avoid her on her morning jogs.

A group of Hollywood celebrities (incl. Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill, James Franco, Danny McBride) stuck together at a party grapple with cataclysmic danger (and each other) as the apocalypse dawns. (2013)

Topics include Karl admitting he is getting a face rub at a spa, the customs of undocumented tribes in New Guinea, and a fan's email warns of dangerous dolphins. (S1, E04)

Ricky and Stephen challenge Karl's interpretations of famous sayings, and Stephen questions Karl on what he's learned since his New Year's resolution to learn something new every day. (S1, E05)