Comedy Central HD Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

Elis James puts the 'tinsel' in Tinseltown and showcases mistakes in Christmas movies, from 'Home Alone', 'Elf', 'The Muppet Christmas Carol', 'Scrooged', 'The Santa Claus' and beyond!

Karl ponders his entry interview with God at the Pearly Gates. Stephen reads from Karl's Diary hi-lighting whether having one's head on backwards is harder than having one's hands reversed. (S1, E13)

Karl pitches a bizarre idea for a film, in which the comatose hero, played by 'Clive Warren,' has his brain transplanted into his widow's head. (S2, E01)

Murder Site: The duo decide to check out a nearby murder site, and Butt-Head finds a new way to really annoy Beavis. (S5, E45)

Demetri alternates between stand-up and taped skits to explore life's 'important things'. This episode, the subject of Coolness is discussed. John Mulaney & Melissa Fumero guest. (S1, E06)

...Unemployed. First aid turns into worst aid as the Aussie Jokers become instructors. Mixed martial arts moves are pulled out and the Heimlich manoeuvre gets weird. (S1, E04)

Sara Pascoe, alongside team captains Alan Davies & Darren Harriott, welcome Martin Kemp, Aisling Bea, Miles Jupp, and Jessica Knappett into their loft to play an array of guessing games. (S1, E02)

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Narrated by Katherine Ryan, look out for the dog poo and take care on the dodgy slide because Most Ridiculous is off to the park for some recreation. (S4, E11)

Narrated by Katherine Ryan, Most Ridiculous takes on the funniest internet virals. You can't choose your family, but you can choose your friends and quite often we choose badly. (S4, E12)

The forecast is hilarious as Most Ridiculous brings you the funniest weather clips around. Katherine Ryan is braced for a storm of stupidity, fools in floods and plenty of ice, ice, baby. (S4, E13)

Most Ridiculous is in the good old US of 'Oww'. Katherine Ryan hosts a supersized helping of stateside stupidity including clips of cack-handed cowboys and fast food fools. (S4, E14)

Narrated by comedian Katherine Ryan, prepare for law and disorder as we look at the internet's Most Ridiculous Cops and Robbers. Featuring the dumbest crims and even dumber cops. (S4, E07)

The One Where Ross is Fine: Rachel, Joey and Charlie attend a dinner party at Ross' apartment, but they fear for his state of mind when he overindulges in wine, song and laughter. (S10, E02)

The One With Ross's Tan: Ross goes to a tanning salon but fails to follow the "simple" instructions. Meanwhile, Rachel and Joey struggle to make the transition from friends to lovers. (S10, E03)

The One With the Cake: On Emma's first birthday, Rachel convinces everyone to delay their plans so they can attend her party but plans go awry when a promiscuous birthday cake arrives... (S10, E04)

The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-sits: Rachel's self indulgent sister (Christina Applegate) visits and despite Ross' protests, Rachel lets her babysit Emma. (S10, E05)

The One With Rachel's Dream: After seeing Joey act out a romantic scene for Days Of Our Lives, Rachel starts to have feelings for him. (S9, E19)

The One With The Soap Opera Party: Ross gets a crush on another professor, Charlie, who has only ever dated "Nobel Prize" winners. Meanwhile, Chandler attends a disturbing one-woman play. (S9, E20)

The One With The Fertility Test: Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! (S9, E21)

The One With The Donor: Disappointed to learn that they cannot conceive a baby naturally, Monica and Chandler 'interview' Chandler's co worker (John Stamos) as a potential sperm donor. (S9, E22)

The One In Barbados: The gang goes to Barbados for Ross's conference. Joey and Charlie break up when he realises they have nothing in common. (S9, E23)

The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss: Ross and Joey both try to confess to each other about their new relationships with Charlie and Rachel. However, only one of them comes clean... (S10, E01)

The One Where Ross is Fine: Rachel, Joey and Charlie attend a dinner party at Ross' apartment, but they fear for his state of mind when he overindulges in wine, song and laughter. (S10, E02)

The One With Ross's Tan: Ross goes to a tanning salon but fails to follow the "simple" instructions. Meanwhile, Rachel and Joey struggle to make the transition from friends to lovers. (S10, E03)

The One With the Cake: On Emma's first birthday, Rachel convinces everyone to delay their plans so they can attend her party but plans go awry when a promiscuous birthday cake arrives... (S10, E04)

The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-sits: Rachel's self indulgent sister (Christina Applegate) visits and despite Ross' protests, Rachel lets her babysit Emma. (S10, E05)

The One With Ross's Grant: Ross applies for a paleontology grant and finds out that Charlie's ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart (Greg Kinnear), reviews the applications. (S10, E06)

The One With the Home Study: Monica and Chandler nervously prepare for a visit from an adoption worker, who confides that she slept with, and was then dumped, by a guy named "Joey". (S10, E07)

The One With the Late Thanksgiving: Monica prepares a fabulous Thanksgiving feast for the gang, but she becomes furious when everyone arrives late to the gathering. (S10, E08)

The One With The Birth Mother: Monica and Chandler travel to Ohio to meet a pregnant woman, Erica (Anna Farris), who is considering them to adopt her child when it's born. (S10, E09)

The One Where Chandler Gets Caught: Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with another woman. After following him to the suburbs, they suspect he might be cheating. (S10, E10)

The One Where The Stripper Cries: Rachel and Monica hire a male stripper (Danny DeVito) for Phoebe's bachelorette party, but when he gets there, Phoebe insults him and he starts to cry. (S10, E11)

The One With Phoebe's Wedding: Phoebe's big day becomes disastrous as deliveries go awry and a blizzard forces the plans to change. Meanwhile, Chandler and Ross compete to be a groomsman. (S10, E12)

Upon learning that his father (Michael Caine) has been kidnapped, Austin Powers (Mike Myers) must travel to 1975 and defeat the aptly named villain Goldmember (also Myers). Beyonce co-stars. (2002)

The deceptively youthful Kevin Bridges plays a hometown show in front of 10,000 fans. Topical, cutting, silly, sarcastic, ironic, dead pan - he hits all these marks (and more!) with ease.