Comedy Central HD Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

Rhod Gilbert is joined by guests Rosie Jones, Eshaan Akbar, and Jordan Gray. What will they learn about each other - and who will be the most embarrassed? (S5, E09)

Karl talks about his life changing kidney stones incident. A diary entry lifts the lid on Karl's trip to the Cotswolds with his girlfriend. (S2, E06)

Karl ponders height extremes when he learns that one of his new fans is actor Warwick Davis. Stephen entertains us with a story of his wild night out clubbing with his friends in London. (S2, E07)

Margaritaville: In a riff on the story of Christ, Randy implores the town to stop angering the economy with rash purchases, but a young Jew, Kyle, challenges this orthodox teaching. (S13, E03)

Eat, Pray, Queef: When a new Canadian show called The Queef Sisters starts a 'queefing' craze the men of South Park are disgusted by this new female craze and move to get it banned. (S13, E04)

Comedian Demetri Martin alternates between stand-up comedy and taped skits to explore life's 'important things'. This episode, the important subject of Timing is discussed. (S1, E01)

The boys embarrass themselves at an after-hours museum event, then try to get interest in their pet-themed businesses. Kim Fields helps deliver a punishment that proves context is everything.(S10,E11)

Sara Pascoe, alongside team captains Alan Davies & Darren Harriott, welcomes Alex Horne, Lou Sanders, Roman Kemp and Janet Street Porter into the attic to play an array of guessing games. (S3, E11)

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The weirdest viral clip show around returns and, this time, holidays get the Most Ridiculous treatment, everything from water parks to camping. (S2, E12)

The strangest viral clip show on television returns and, this time pets to get the Most Ridiculous treatment, everything from brainless budgies to rebellious rabbits. (S2, E13)

The weirdest viral clip show around returns and, this time, we go epic for the dumbest ever Most Ridiculous. All hail the Kings & Queens of dumb! (S2, E14)

The One With The Stoned Guy: Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. However, there's one problem... he's a little "baked" himself. (S1, E15)

The One With Two Parts (1): Joey falls for Phoebe's twin sister, making Phoebe feel neglected and Ross has doubts about parenthood when he attends Lamaze classes with Carol and Susan. (S1, E16)

The One With Two Parts (2): When Rachel sprains her ankle and has no insurance, she cajoles Monica into trading identities so she can use her coverage. Naughty! George Clooney guests. (S1, E17)

The One With All The Poker: Rachel interviews for a job as an assistant buyer at Saks Fifth Avenue and the girls face the boys in a not so friendly game of poker. (S1, E18)

The One Where The Monkey Gets Away: The gang search for Ross' monkey, Marcel, who slipped out of the apartment while Rachel was looking after him. (S1, E19)

The One With The Evil Orthodontist: Rachel and Barry start dating again, even though he is engaged to Mindy. Mindy then asks Rachel to be her maid of honour which adds to her guilt. (S1, E20)

The One With Fake Monica: When Monica's credit card is stolen, she and the girls decide to try and catch the thief. (S1, E21)

A young farmer named Willow (Warwick Davis) is chosen to undertake a perilous journey in order to protect a special baby from an evil queen. Val Kilmer, Joanne Whalley, and Jean Marsh co-star. (1988)

The One With The Ick Factor: After losing his virginity to her, Monica's boyfriend reveals that he's a high school senior. Meanwhile, Phoebe temps as Chandler's secretary. (S1, E22)

The One With The Birth: When Carol goes into labour, Phoebe accidently locks Ross, Susan and herself in a closet. (S1, E23)

The One where Rachel Finds Out: During Rachel's birthday party, Chandler accidentally lets it slip that Ross is in love with her. (S1, E24)

The One With Ross's New Girlfriend: Rachel waits at the airport for Ross, not knowing he is returning from China with his new girlfriend, Julie. Phoebe gives Monica an awful haircut. (S2, E01)

The One With The Breast Milk: The guys are uncomfortable with the thought of Carol's breast feeding, while Rachel is upset by Monica's growing friendship with Julie. (S2, E02)

The One Where Heckles Dies: After Mr. Heckles dies and leaves all his belongings to Monica and Rachel, Chandler discovers eerie similarities between Heckles and him. (S2, E03)

The One With Phoebe's Husband: Phoebe reveals she married a gay Canadian ice dancer to help him get his green card. This spurs Joey and Chandler to share some of their secrets. (S2, E04)

The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant: Income issues divide the friends. Monica, Ross and Chandler have money, and Phoebe, Rachel and Joey don't. (S2, E05)

The One With The Baby On The Bus: Chandler and Joey lose Ross's son while checking out women on the bus. Meanwhile, Phoebe loses her Central Perk singing gig to a professional singer. (S2, E06)

The One Where Ross Finds Out: A drunken Rachel is persuaded to call Ross and reveal her feelings for him on his answering machine. Now, Ross must make a decision between her and Julie. (S2, E07)

The One With The List: Joey and Chandler try to help Ross with his decision to date either Julie or Rachel by making a list of the pros and cons about each. (S2, E08)

Newlywed couple Carl (Matt Dillon) and Molly (Kate Hudson) soon become a trio when Carl invites his jobless buddy Randy (Owen Wilson) to crash at their place. But he soon becomes annoying... (2006)

Lee Evans gives us a side-splitting grand finale to his 100 date sell-out UK tour. More vintage material here as he re-enacts coming home a drunken mess from the pub and Brits on package holidays.